What's in Enya's handbag?

[Lucille]

Lesley Joseph

 

[Alla]

Raylee's bucket

 

[Indie]

A gravy boat full of thyroid glands.

 

[Tisch]

A jar of screams

 

[Lucille]

THUNDER AND GLORIA

 

[jivafox]

A Brooks Marks tracksuit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Tupac

 

[Kate]

A recipe for Cauliflower Surprise

 

[Soldi]

Jessica Andersson’s horizon

 

[Lucille]

A RATHER NAUGHTY pangolin.

 

[Soldi]

Raylee’s hero (because she doesn’t need her hero actually)

 

[Alla]

Suomi dressing as a dwarf

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A laissez faire attitude towards the 2021 Norwegian Eurovision entry.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

White male fragility

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A 25" meat feast, folded up into the shape of a swan.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Rupaul Charles

 

[ButterTart]

A Double Decker she shoplifted and felt so guilty about she could never bring herself to eat it.

 

[ButterTart]

A bit of tinfoil filled with soot.

 

[Alla]

Julie's I pad

 

[Indie]

The importance of being earnest

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Socks filled with soil

 

[Soldi]

A double decker bus

 

[Soldi]

1001 Dalmatians

 

[GNL]

The importance of being earnest

A HANDBAG?!

 

[Jark]

the stolen sketches for Cruella de Vil's AW 21 collection

Spoiler

 

[Tisch]

Mutya Keisha AND Siobhan

 

[Indie]

A parallel universe where people on a gay-interest chat board speculate whimsically on what's outside the handbag.

 

[GNL]

A dead dove

 

[GNL]

FIVE. GOLD. RINGS.

 

[jivafox]

A signed copy of “Love as Always, Mum xxx: The true and terrible story of surviving a childhood with Fred and Rose West” by Mae West.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Pigcunt

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Dog puke sauce

 

[Ellie]

A miniature statue of Ya Kid K

 

[rhythmbandit]

A map with directions to Chesapeake Bay

 

[SystemAddict]

An environmentally friendly Enya tote bag to store purchases of petticoats and Keogh’s truffle butter crisps.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A piano to drop on VoR (funny)

 

[ButterTart]

A Snagglepuss Pez dispenser (empty)

A pastel drawing of a Toyota Avensis she made from memory.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Music and lyrics sheet for 'Mama Said Knock You Out', by LL Cool J.

 

[Lucille]

A SUCCULENT selection of DOG EGGS.

 

[Diddy]

The E-H volume of the Encyclopaedia Brittanica that she nicked from the reference library (her bag is lead-lined to stop the alarm going off)

she will return it after she inserts an entry about herself over the definition of “enzyme”