The offical Moopy Eurodance EXTRAvaganza: Fri FEB 12th 9PM

[ButterTart]

Even then the audience can't be arsed *one person claps along half-heartedly*

Rude vile pigs the lot of them.

And speaking of rude vile pigs... TINA!!!

 

[dmlaw]

What would it be like if Kelly Llorenna were even lower rent? Now we know.

 

[Tisch]

TINA FUCKING COUSINS!

 

[COB]

Thank ABBA For The Music star Tina Cousins!

 

[ButterTart]

She should never have photobombed that Abba medley, she was carving a niche as a trampy trance slag up to that point.

 

[Tisch]

Tina Cousins - Killin’ Time (1997-1999)

!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

TINA FUCKING COUSINS!

TINA FUCKING COUSINS!

I could do a WHOLE EVENING based upon her LEGACY! Some of her more recent live performances on YouTube are QUITE SOMETHING!

 

[Tisch]

TINA FUCKING COUSINS!

I could do a WHOLE EVENING based upon her LEGACY! Some of her more recent live performances on YouTube are QUITE SOMETHING!

PLEASE DO!

 

[RJN]

Killin' Time

Tina Cousins was a major star (in Australia) and there is nothing bad to say about her (or her masterpiece Pray )

 

[ButterTart]

What would it be like if Kelly Llorenna were even lower rent? Now we know.

She was originally a Kelly tribute act, she used to play Rawtenstall working men's club as Quiche Llorena.

 

[Kate]

Crop tops and wide leg trousers, my UNIFORM in 1999!

 

[Kate]

Oh it's this overrated piffle

 

[Jark]

her dialect on Heart Goes Boom is serving ITALODISCO VOX!

 

[COB]

@wurst promising the gays NON-STOP TINA, what could possibly go wrong

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Killin' Time is REALLY going off for me RN

 

[Tisch]

Tina Cousins was a major star (in Australia)

HOWLING

 

[Jark]

have i somehow skipped ahead? I was on Tina five minutes ago

 

[Kate]

I think I'm a bit ahead as well!

 

[Jark]

the strobe lights in that Tina perf and the audience's collective GAY GASP are

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh shit, we were meant to have DJ Sammy's HEAVEN (live performance) before French Affair

It obviously fell down the BACK of the SOFA!

 

[ButterTart]

I used to have such sinful thoughts about Do in the early 2000s.

 

[COB]

I love this French Affair one, it's quite STUPID but WHY NOT!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

French Affair - My Heart Goes Boom (La-Di-Da) (2000, UK number 44)

French Affair were actually GERMAN, not French, and this was a Deutsch NUMBER EIN!
Sadly it didn’t catch on in the UK, and to my ears it’s a VERY transparent attempt at recreating King Of My Castle.

The vocal on this song is SO AWFUL I still remember the first time I saw the video on MTV HIts and being AGOG at how painfully out of tune she is all the way through the song

Also WARNING: we are about to enter TAT CITY for the next section of the evening

 

[Tisch]

Who's this completey unbothered queen? She's totally embodying me ate work!

 

[Kate]

I'm on DJ Sammy! WTF?!

 

[Jark]

the actual song content in My Heart Goes Boom is somewhat LIMITED

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I used to have such sinful thoughts about Do in the early 2000s.

OMG you got DJ Sammy??

 

[RJN]

OK the thing is that DJ Sammy is obviously shit but as a gay 8 year old in America, this and Cascada were my LIFE

 

[Tisch]

I'm on DJ Sammy! WTF?!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The CHAOS that is unfolding right now!

 

[COB]

have i somehow skipped ahead? I was on Tina five minutes ago

I think I'm a bit ahead as well!

If you guys have YouTube premium you've probably slipped slightly ahead of us paupers due to the ads

 

[RJN]

I'm on DJ Sammy! WTF?!

same

 

[ButterTart]

OMG you got DJ Sammy??

Yeah, but it looks like the playlist has ended!

 

[Jark]

If you guys have YouTube premium you've probably slipped slightly ahead of us paupers due to the ads

I don't have! but I haven't had any ads all night!

 

[Kate]

Skipping cos I don't like it anyway. French Affair now.

 

[Jark]

The CHAOS that is unfolding right now!

YOU HAD ONE JOB @SAUSAGE

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, God, French Affair.

I am 17, in Barcelona and drinking worryingly pale brown free poured vodka and Cokes. I have to be up early to do geography stuff in a dried river bed and I don't care.

I'd like to go back, please.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Yeah, but it looks like the playlist has ended!

Here's the playlist, maybe start from FRENCH AFFAIR!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

LIKE if you're on Karaja

 

[RJN]

I also skipped ahead to French Affair ( of course).

I once listened to the rest of French Affairs singles, so learn from my mistake and DON'T