ASFM: Anti-Valentine STATION ANNOUNCEMENT Tonight - 1828 departure

[Kate]

CHOO CHOO!

Leaving this post BASIC in case of lost property when we go live later.

 

[Nancy]

I think the train should depart at 1828

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How EXCITING. Loving the diversification of this part from flags. The Christmas memes one was amazing.

 

[Lucille]

It’s spelled ANONCEMENT.

 

[Kate]

I think the train should depart at 1828

done

 

[Kate]

We have one TRAM stop, one CABLE CAR stop and one FICTIONAL station.

 

[Tisch]

CAN'T WAIT!

Kate, I hope you've got your 5 second intro video ready!

Spoiler

 

[RS]

Ooh a cable car station! Much excitement!

 

[Indie]

I bet it's Greenwich Peninsula.

 

[ButterTart]

I look forward to a load of apologies before this eventually departs at 1917.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What IS the compensation policy?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Will there be a CART?

 

[Lucille]

Remember to all wear your MASKS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God the first train is stopping at ALL STATIONS.

 

[Rita]

OT: why do people spoiler gifs/pictures?

 

[Diddy]

I hope we don’t have to wait too long to transfer to the Glorious Leader line

 

[Penelope]

OT: why do people spoiler gifs/pictures?

To avoid offending @Madison.

 

[Rita]

To avoid offending @Madison.

OH.

 

[Indie]

I hope this happens in real time, assuming an average speed of 100mph and allowing 5 minutes for each station stop including decelerating and starting up again.

That way we'll be at this for about 3 weeks.

 

[Suomi]

I am dobbing in Rita and Buttertart to the ticket inspector because I saw them using their Young Persons Railcard to pay for their tickets and, well

 

[Rita]

I am dobbing in Rita and Buttertart to the ticket inspector because I saw them using their Young Persons Railcard to pay for their tickets and, well

Oh as if you can see BUGGER ALL what I am up to in CATTLE CLASS.

 

[Nancy]

SHUSH! This is the QUIET COACH

 

[Suomi]

Please may I move, Lucille has decided to eat a packet of crisps loudly

 

[ButterTart]

I am dobbing in Rita and Buttertart to the ticket inspector because I saw them using their Young Persons Railcard to pay for their tickets and, well

You pretended to be ASLEEP when the conductor came past, so don't come the high and mighty with me, my lad.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Please may I move, Lucille has decided to eat a packet of crisps loudly

Oh not near me. Use some fucking headphones.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit lads we got on the wrong train, this one's the non-stop to Lulu's 'Making Life Rhyme' sync listen

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God there's a body on the line.

Should I be London and critique them for selfishness? Or should I be Liverpool and spend 38 years mourning them and saying how unjust it was?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can I get the sleeper instead?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh God there's a body online?

Should I be London and critique them for selfishness? Or should I be Liverpool and spend 38 years mourning them and saying how unjust it was?

Can't we just go over it slowly? It'll smush down to a manageable size soon enough and it won't be any more dead.

 

[jivafox]

Starting to understand why there was a MURDER on the ORIENT EXPRESS.

 

[ButterTart]

Starting to understand why there was a MURDER on the ORIENT EXPRESS.

I'm planning a sequel, Murder on the Arriva TransPennine Express, in which a coach load of knackered commuters beat someone to death for making six, equally loud phone calls to friends with shit nicknames to arrange a night out.

 

[Tisch]

OT: why do people spoiler gifs/pictures?

I do it because sometimes the pictures are massive which you can't tell on your phone.

 

[jyxz]

Pacer carriages only I hope?

 

[Soldi]

I hope Euphoria hasn’t snuck on

 

[OutSynk]

Remember to all wear your MASKS.

 

[GNL]

Might join you all this evening for whatever this is.

Spoiler

 

[jivafox]

 

[Iguana]

Might join you all this evening for whatever this is.

Spoiler

 

[Lucille]

 

[OutSynk]

Calling your song shit while on my way to victory.