Don't call me FRIDAY. You've got to LEARN oh Friday that'll never DO.

[jivafox]

So jealous of that little NASA robot escaping to Mars!

 

[Rachey]

@Rachey AM I STILL ALIVE?

I think you may have died. I can't remember which one you were. Lolly is still alive. And a big orange one that's a bully, you can be him if you like?

 

[Rachey]

If Mandy has euthanised me with the frying pan I will NOT be pleased.

We would use clove oil on you don't worry.

 

[Dark Carnival]

So NOTHING then.

omg

 

[big ron]

I dunno, a Microsoft Excel licence is pretty pricey these days.

As if they weren't using cracked copies.

 

[big ron]

So NOTHING then.

Brutal.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've not had DMs since the 90s! Are they BACK?

I pretty much only wear boots out these days.

 

[Rita]

I think you may have died. I can't remember which one you were. Lolly is still alive. And a big orange one that's a bully, you can be him if you like?

OK then, IF THE CAP FITS.

 

[Rita]

Actually no, orange isn’t my colour.

 

[Rita]

RIP FISHY RITA.

 

[Soldi]

RIP FISHY RITA.

Oh did you have a shower?

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Rita you still have a FESTIVE avatar btw, have you not taken your decorations down yet?

 

[Kate]

God I'm in a foul mood today. EVERYONE FUCK OFF

 

[Jark]

have a drink love. it's 10pm already in Shanghai.

 

[Beverley]

KLAXON:

Ladies who I have invited to my book launch, check your JUNK MAIL.

 

[Rita]

Oh did you have a shower?

HOW JUVENILE!! (It did make me laugh though!!)

 

[Rita]

Rita you still have a FESTIVE avatar btw, have you not taken your decorations down yet?

Of course. VERA has not been present to take them down.

 

[Rita]

NOT REALLY by the way before I get SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES! I will change it now.

 

[Lucille]

I hope you’re putting your daughter’s BOY to WORK.

 

[Rita]

I hope you’re putting your daughter’s BOY to WORK.

SORRY?

 

[Lucille]

Oh didn’t the boyfriend move in in the end? I thought he could pick up Vera’s TASKS.

 

[Rita]

Oh didn’t the boyfriend move in in the end? I thought he could pick up Vera’s TASKS.

No he is here, I just wasn’t quite sure what you MEANT. He came and changed my car tyre for me when I was around 2 miles from home. He’s a SMASHER, and knows what he is doing with all the MANUAL JOBS as he is a mechanic. Absolutely USELESS in domestic chores and another one I have to clean up after.

 

[Jark]

I went on a 6km run today during my lunch hour for the first time since December (I've been working out a bit daily but lapsed with the running) and it was PAIN but I feel fucking GREAT now!

just ate a huge slice of CAKE!

 

[ButterTart]

Well, I’ve just tried to respond to a teams message saying ‘have a great weekend’ with ‘I will do, you too’ but I pressed enter too early.
So I’ve just told the new guy in the office ‘I will do you’.

 

[Kate]

I would take that as a legally binding contract, but that's me.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I went on a 6km walk (sounds better than a 3.8 mile walk) I have a blister on my little toe.

 

[RJN]

Well, I’ve just tried to respond to a teams message saying ‘have a great weekend’ with ‘I will do, you too’ but I pressed enter too early.
So I’ve just told the new guy in the office ‘I will do you’.

Now you have to do it so he knows you're reliable and stand by your word

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also: I am resigned to never being in shape again. I CANNOT RUN TO SAVE MY LIFE.

 

[ButterTart]

Now you have to do it so he knows you're reliable and stand by your word

Hopefully he’ll settle for a very sensual handshake.

 

[GNL]

I was trying to find the Moopy running thread but all I can find is Eurovision running orders.

 

[Tisch]

Well, I’ve just tried to respond to a teams message saying ‘have a great weekend’ with ‘I will do, you too’ but I pressed enter too early.
So I’ve just told the new guy in the office ‘I will do you’.

Oh god that reminds me! I Skyped my boss the other day with "just opening the doc. Give me a sex"

 

[Jark]

I was trying to find the Moopy running thread but all I can find is Eurovision running orders.

Bubbly's in the fridge hun

 

[GNL]

Bubbly's in the fridge hun

I'm getting an error message

 

[RJN]

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/moopy-runners.98489/page-7

Last message is in fact from @Gangsta Nancy Lam

 

[Star]

KLAXON:

Ladies who I have invited to my book launch, check your JUNK MAIL.

I would have come but the timing doesn't work for me. LOVED the podcast though. I shall have to send you my thoughts!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh god that reminds me! I Skyped my boss the other day with "just opening the doc. Give me a sex"

and did he?

 

[Jark]

I'm getting an error message

UNGRATEFUL HOE

 

[Tisch]

and did he?

Oh yeah. Didn't have the heart to tell him that wasn't what I meant lol.

 

[Jark]

and did he?

ButterTart really thinks like a gay sometimes