Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Three

[Soldi]

DILVEROO ARRIVING

I didn’t know your bottom arrived via Deliveroo

 

[Dark Carnival]

I didn’t know your bottom arrived via Deliveroo

Ordered her with extra hot sauce!

 

[RJN]

I didn’t know your bottom arrived via Deliveroo

Grindr has changed things up to stay safe during the pandemic

 

[Soldi]

Ordered her with extra hot sauce!

Oh did they not douche?

 

[Lucille]

Can we not talk about DC’s messy bottom out of respect for Madame Charlotte please.

 

[Sheena]

The stars all aligning

You RINSED YOUR COCK, yet, love?

 

[VoR]

OH GOD I'M SO NERVOUS

 

[RJN]

What’s a Roku, is it a pokemon?

Yes it is representing Kanto in Eurovision

 

[Iguana]

HERE GOES NOTHING

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg just realised, different presenter tonight?

 

[Suomi]

OH GOD I'M SO NERVOUS

I have a sense of calm because I know that tonight, for once, everything is going to go our way

 

[Lucille]

I like the cardigan.

 

[Iguana]

I have a sense of calm because I know that tonight, for once, everything is going to go our way

Have you given clear instructions to your Swedish friends?

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg it's starting!!

 

[ButterTart]

Watching all four live performances of Hero at once in PREPARATION

It’s @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid i feel sorry for.

 

[COB]

A reminder - if you watch SVT using Chrome on a computer, you can auto translate the page and it will do the subtitles too!

 

[Suomi]

Have you given clear instructions to your Swedish friends?

I’ve asked for screenshots because tonight is not the night for CHEATS and LIARS

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I am very nervous at present and removing all sharp items and smashable crockery in case things don’t go well for either Charlotte or @Suomi

 

[Sheena]

The MELLO staff don't seem GAY ENOUGH

 

[Sheena]

I'd SO have a go on that chunky one with the brown shirt on though

 

[ButterTart]

Good luck everyone, those of you who survive be sure to join us for the Norway sync.

 

[Soldi]

A reminder - if you watch SVT using Chrome on a laptop, you can auto translate the page and it will do the subtitles too!

I’m only getting the Swedish ones

 

[Sheena]

NASTY BLOUSE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That's a jacket.

 

[Iguana]

This may have been covered already but no spoilers about Norway in here PLEASE x

 

[Alla]

I can't breathe

 

[Lucille]

Bjorkman has the RAZZLE DAZZLE on for Madame!

 

[D5K]

This may have been covered already but no spoilers about Norway in here PLEASE x

Oh god yes/no

 

[RJN]

Is this a GAY Hamilton homage?

 

[Sheena]

That's a jacket.

Well yes, but then that wouldn't fit the Victoria Wood quote I wanted to use...

 

[Suomi]

This presenter did the original song that September’s “Mikrofonkåt” is a cover of

 

[ButterTart]

Thought this was going to be Cider Hill from Finland’s 2010 national final. Bit disappointed.

 

[Raining on Me]

Here for the carnage to be honest

And maybe a few songs, and a lady called Charlotte

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well yes, but then that wouldn't fit the Victoria Wood quote I wanted to use...

I wasn't replying to you!

 

[Sheena]

Well, this is hardly UP THERE WITH LENA, is it?

 

[RJN]

This song might be better without English subtitles

 

[Sheena]

I wasn't replying to you!

OH

 

[Iguana]

They're making Charlotte sit through THIS?

 

[Tisch]

WHERE'S CHARLOTTE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is dull.