Melodifestivalen 2021: Deltävling Three

[Soldi]

Oh love you can’t win because Cyprus have thrown in a load of Spanish lyrics too

 

[Sheena]

This is SHIT but I kind of LIKE IT

 

[Penelope]

How much touché éclat do you think he's wearing

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I thought I was going to hate THIS QUEEN, but 30 seconds in and I'm quite enjoying this UTTERLY dated tat

Gagged if this comes anywhere higher than sixth

 

[VoR]

I really think this is comfortably the worst song in this semi.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck I really like this one as well

 

[Lucille]

It'll happen to YOU TOO!

I DOUBT IT!

 

[Raining on Me]

This sounds like a flop boyband single from 2003.

And I quite LOVE IT

Oh my god this semi...

 

[Tisch]

LOVE IT

 

[Penelope]

I DOUBT IT!

!

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

This is a bit like Nathan Moore crashing a Lisa Scott-Lee gig with a b-side.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is going nowhere! Surely!

 

[D5K]

I'm getting increasingly nervous about the result now

 

[Penelope]

God this feels like I'm having sunstroke in a banana republic somewhere absolutely love it

 

[Sheena]

How much touché éclat do you think he's wearing

TOUCHE without the accent. Someone (you?) did it the other day on here too so now I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I really wish I was drunk because I think I'd love this.

 

[Soldi]

At least it’s a nice UPBEAT NUMBER after HATEFUL ELISA who almost certainly throws kittens in the river.

 

[Suomi]

This semi feels like a final

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

If he was about 20 years younger this would be a much more convincing performance

Is this another SONGWRITER EGO-STROKING ENTRY, following the other queen who sang in this slot last week?

 

[Soldi]

I think he could go DIREKT

 

[Alla]

Dame tu cosita means GIVE ME YOUR LITTLE MINGE. Basically

 

[COB]

I DOUBT IT!

Christ

 

[Tisch]

Singing twice! Amazing Talant!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Praying for Sweden

 

[Sheena]

Dame tu cosita means GIVE ME YOUR LITTLE MINGE. Basically

ANOTHER SECRET PAEDO

 

[Tisch]

Dame tu cosita means GIVE ME YOUR LITTLE MINGE. Basically

Aww little minge

 

[Sheena]

LOOK AT THIS QUEEN'S JEWELS

 

[VoR]

Aww little minge

LITTLE MINGE
WHEN YOU TURN GINGE

 

[Apoca]

Give me GURI over Alvaro for some LATIN FLAVOUR

 

[Sheena]

I like to think Christer has a BUTT PLUG in whilst he's presenting. He seems THE TYPE.

 

[Suomi]

ISABELLE HAS TEXT TO SAY:

Charlotte: DTF
Emil: out
Klara: 5th
moutache: AC
Elisa: AC
Alvaro: out

 

[COB]

I like to think Christer has a BUTT PLUG in whilst he's presenting. He seems THE TYPE.

Pierced nips like her that presents Dragon's Den too, I bet

 

[Penelope]

I like to think Christer has a BUTT PLUG in whilst he's presenting. He seems THE TYPE.

Alvaro never leaves the HOUSE without wearing a jockstrap

 

[RJN]

he seems nice. Hopefully he never crosses paths with Elisa

 

[Tisch]

LITTLE MINGE
WHEN YOU TURN GINGE

What's this in reference to? I no longer recall any events Pre-Charlotte.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

He actually DID remind me of a young Luther Vandross.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I don't know what the moopy opinion of Tusse is, but that stage outfit he just FLASHED US is absolutely FAB

Also quite into this dyed-in-the-wool-Tory blue blazer and scarf combo

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bit gay.

 

[ButterTart]

I really liked Alvaro but I want him out to clear a path for Elisa and Charlotte.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He actually DID remind me of a young Luther Vandross.

omg