Tuesday is the day I learned that I believe in miracles

Jark

Jark

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NO DAILY YET? GET IT TOGETHER!

I got up before 8, did a nice workout, had a croissant and a cigarette and started work in a good mood.

And then some BITCH in my friendship group ruined my mood by being super cunty in a group text and now I'm sticking pins in her voodoo doll.

Rooftop tacos to look forward to tonight if I can survive the day without imploding.

TALK TUESDAY TO ME
 
Morning girls, another day of BOREDOM in the West Yorkshire suburbs, mostly spent PLOTTING MY ESCAPE. I’ve found a couple of flats which aren’t HIDEOUS today which is quite exciting. About to treat myself to SAUSAGE AND EGGS.
 
Working at home this morning then having a HOT HALF DAY, except it's properly pissing down so I'll probably not do very much :eyes:
 
I took yesterday as annual leave so I’m paying for it now as it’s a BUSY ONE today.

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Good Morning you gorgeous lot. PISSING IT DOWN here so my morning run has been put off. I do have a virtual Pilates class shortly though.
 
Knackered :boring:

I slept at someone else’s place last night. I don’t think that has actually happened in the last two years!
 
Rita said:
I just want to go to an OLD SCUMMY PUB to play darts, drink pints with the locals and get a finger up an alley by some UNDESIRABLE.
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I can make all of these dreams come true hun x
 
Oh I keep getting notifications for things I didn't post.

"Oh my God [REDACTED] liked my post"
"No it was just something about Mariah Carey"
 
Ag said:
Oh I keep getting notifications for things I didn't post.

"Oh my God [REDACTED] liked my post"
"No it was just something about Mariah Carey"
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If someone replies to the wrong post and then edits it straight away, this will happen
 
big ron said:
Seriously I know some real shitholes
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I DON’T DOUBT IT.

Cinders wants to go the ball. Your very own Reet would be happy for you take her somewhere that her Louboutins stick to the floor and I have to wipe my feet on the way out.

TAKE ME RONALD.
 
I notice someone liked my post the other day and then REMOVED IT.

Jiva[REDACTED].
 
I’ve never maliciously recalled a LIKE so it must have been an accident SORRY.
 
My friend told me his boyfriend had gone to stay with a friend from uni for the weekend, and today the boyfriend has posted a picture with said friend with the caption 'would love to party with my friends again, please and thanks'

The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption.
 
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