Sunday gives its heart to EL DIABLO

[Lucille]

HAIL SATAN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Tisch]

@Iguana and I were just dissecting that zoom screen grab over breakfast. It really a piece of ART.

 

[Diddy]

Ok guys I need some help

the woman I’m giving an English lesson to tomorrow decided she wants me to perform a two-person skit solo with lots of British slang, but short, “only about 5 minutes”

wtf
I said it’s weird to do that by myself so I would look for a monologue and just sort of read that.

do you have any recommendations, like a stand-up bit? As long as it’s British I can make it work, and not too BLUE

 

[Apoca]

I'm STILL YOUNG, HUN.

El Diablo can wait but naturally, I love el diablo, I love el diablo.

 

[Iguana]

Ok guys I need some help

the woman I’m giving an English lesson to tomorrow decided she wants me to perform a two-person skit solo with lots of British slang, but short, “only about 5 minutes”

wtf
I said it’s weird to do that by myself so I would look for a monologue and just sort of read that.

do you have any recommendations, like a stand-up bit? As long as it’s British I can make it work, and not too BLUE

Can she unilaterally decide that? Have you no RIGHTS?

Just do Two Soups

 

[Iguana]

Complete with two soups for props

 

[Iguana]

Ooh or this

 

[Diddy]

Can she unilaterally decide that? Have you no RIGHTS?

Just do Two Soups

I'd prefer it to be more VERBAL
Well I try to be flexible but she's taking the piss. Mind you, I'm overcharging her in my opinion

 

[dmlaw]

Ok guys I need some help

the woman I’m giving an English lesson to tomorrow decided she wants me to perform a two-person skit solo with lots of British slang, but short, “only about 5 minutes”

wtf
I said it’s weird to do that by myself so I would look for a monologue and just sort of read that.

do you have any recommendations, like a stand-up bit? As long as it’s British I can make it work, and not too BLUE

Dead parrot sketch? Lots of slang in that.

 

[Diddy]

That's good, but I don't actually want to do the skit, it would be so weird and not funny I'm looking for a funny little anecdote or something, from a stand-up comedian, and I'm failing so far

 

[Rita]

Good Morning you GORGEOUS LOT.

 

[Diddy]

UGH I can't find ANYTHING!!! this is not worth it

 

[ButterTart]

That's good, but I don't actually want to do the skit, it would be so weird and not funny I'm looking for a funny little anecdote or something, from a stand-up comedian, and I'm failing so far

Hasn't someone written some amazing monologues for Cunning Linguists? Not saying you should use them but you definitely should.

 

[Diddy]

I had considered it But too blue!

Yours would probably be the ones I'd look for too!

 

[Diddy]

Oh fuck this I can't find anything, she can FUCK OFF

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Diddy Two Ronnie's Fork Handles?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Demonstrates how English can be misheard.

 

[Kate]

Something by Russell Brand, that’ll show her

 

[floppet]

Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First" @Diddy

 

[Diddy]

Demonstrates how English can be misheard.

i looked at it, but she’s after slang, Barker doesn’t really talk much and it’s quite a physical sketch too... I really want to though.

I also enjoyed the Mastermind sketch where he answers each question with the previous question’s answer

 

[COB]

Just print out Cutie of the Evening and read it to her.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

i looked at it, but she’s after slang, Barker doesn’t really talk much and it’s quite a physical sketch too... I really want to though.

I also enjoyed the Mastermind sketch where he answers each question with the previous question’s answer

Slang... What about something like Little Britain or Catherine Tate?

 

[Diddy]

Ok Update: she doesn’t really mind now
Her ex-bf just died and she wants something to talk about(?!)

I’m giving up for tonight
Thanks guys <3

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Once lockdown is over I think going for a walk is going to provoke PTSD.

 

[GNL]

All the songs from that JQBX thing are popping up as recently played on my Spotify. The algorithm is going to think I'm FRENCH.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

All the songs from that JQBX thing are popping up as recently played on my Spotify. The algorithm is going to think I'm FRENCH.

Yeah same.

Mind you, I swear I just think about songs these days and they appear on my Spotify.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

As a result do I regret thinking about the lady from Deacon Blue?

Yes, yes I do.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I tried to go for a walk, but assorted body parts refused. Sad. The next few days look grey.

 

[Star]

@Nancy how did the house move go?

 

[Star]

I tried to go for a walk, but assorted body parts refused. Sad. The next few days look grey.

Tomorrow will be a better day x