ASFM: Anti-Valentine Edition: Entry Reveals 6pm

[RS]

Whose hole is psycho then, sweetie?

Darling?

@Nancy

Now that was unexpected

 

[Iguana]

Ooh nice one @Nancy!

 

[dmlaw]

Unexpected but a good one from @Nancy

 

[Kate]

32. Sloane Square: GRACEY - Don’t

 

[ButterTart]

Whose hole is psycho then, sweetie?

Darling?

@Nancy

@Nancy is on for a good result here, I reckon. Everyone else but me seemed to like it.

 

[Kate]

32. Sloane Square: GRACEY - Don’t

Our SLOANE RANGER is...


@jyxz

 

[Kate]

33. Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE

 

[Beverley]

@Nancy is on for a good result here, I reckon. Everyone else but me seemed to like it.

She's def come a long way from The Flintstones

 

[ButterTart]

Our SLOANE RANGER is...


@jyxz

I wasn't especially keen on the song but nice for Gracey to get a bit of love around here.

 

[RJN]

33. Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE

I really ended up loving this one, even if it is generic

 

[Kate]

33. Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE

He wanted Barking but it was taken. Then he wanted Angel but that was also taken.

*angry meow*

it's...

@Music

 

[ButterTart]

33. Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE

Now THIS was the one I assumed was @Ag

 

[Lucille]

I love Catford (not the area, it’s a HOLE!)

 

[Kate]

34. Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone

 

[ButterTart]

He wanted Barking but it was taken. Then he wanted Angel but that was also taken.

*angry meow*

it's...

@Music

@Music is an unsung ASFM hero.

 

[ButterTart]

34. Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone

This one's Sally Thomsett, surely?

 

[Kate]

34. Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone

You're never alone with a HAT LIKE THAT!

It's...


@dUb

 

[Iguana]

This must be @Suomi

 

[Iguana]

Oh my!

 

[ButterTart]

You're never alone with a HAT LIKE THAT!

It's...


@dUb

Fucking Hell.

 

[Kate]

35. Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me

 

[RJN]

dUb is a surprise!

 

[dmlaw]

This must be @Suomi

Suomi does enjoy both winning and sending songs which are verging on too famous for the competition. I'm guessing that he's Maggie B out of the remaining songs.

 

[dUb]

I found her on a playlist called "Forgotten Disco" because that's the kind of shit you all seem to piss yourselves over, but the song wasn't appropriate to the theme so I went digging in her back cat and found this GEM

And when I saw the perf it was a DONE DEAL!

No matter how well I do (top 10), I'm glad to have found her

 

[ButterTart]

35. Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me

This is a keeper for the ages.

 

[Iguana]

This one was AWFUL (sorry)

 

[Kate]

35. Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me

Well I think those of you that pay any attention worked this one out

@octophone

 

[RS]

This one was AWFUL (sorry)

Totally

 

[Kate]

36. Wapping: ELIO - CHARGER

 

[ButterTart]

Well I think those of you that pay any attention worked this one out

@octophone

Expected.

Well done @octophone and pls come home. Ignore these spiteful, jealous bastards slagging this off because they're spiteful and jealous.

 

[ButterTart]

36. Wapping: ELIO - CHARGER

ANOTHER good'un. Wapping looks like a fucking tip, mind.

 

[Nancy]

I LOVE WAPPING

 

[Suomi]

I hope this was Suomi. It would be sad to think that we have another spiteful troll.

girl your video had 5 pixels!

 

[Kate]

36. Wapping: ELIO - CHARGER

Who left their charger in Wapping? The alleged AFFLUENT GAYS have made it into an art piece on the High Street.

@Penelope

 

[Lucille]

@Penelope

That OLD SLUT better have voted.

 

[Kate]

37. Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha

 

[Kate]

HI SMAMFA!

HI MAGS!

 

[straightorbroken]

Thank you @straightorbroken for submitting something which everyone just assumed was mine.

I've been faking since day 1..

The homophobic singer Linda Sundblad has a whole batch of spunky Madonna next door pop gems if anyone can be bothered typing her name into YouTube. I still remember her responce on being challenged about the lyric "faggot gay dance" being "haha that was Elin Lanto's line".

I also think the line "a friendly kiss includes no tongue" should have alternated with "a friendly kiss includes no cum" and just go full pelt with it, but as Max Martin collabs go it's one of the stand outs (their other co-write with him is the more MOR Eurythmics-esque Creep, which was briefly my entry actually).

I just wish I could write longer messages sometimes.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit I forgot Penvelope was playing

Well done, I hope this message of congratulations reaches you in prison.

 

[Tisch]

Well. Knowing WHATS LEFT and reading between the lines at some of Kate's posts about couples voting I can exclusively reveal that me and Iguana are about FALL OUT BIG TIME