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I think an acceptable voice is essential. I once met someone online who looked relatively normal and baritone or so I assumed. Oh the voice on the phone. Shockingly shrill and tinny :shock:
 
Эулия said:
Is this the one with the horrible voice?

FAX HIM AND SAY YOU‘RE DEAD
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what poster is this? :D

but yes. and he wrote me today to say how EXCITED he is and sorry he didn't message me much the last two days. even though I had left HIM on read!

disgusting behaviour
 
Ag said:
In other news I'm trying to write my teacher training application personal statement. Everything I write, just sounds really saccharine or makes me sound like an absolute nonce.
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which age group were you applying for?
 
Coffee is perfect for a first date because you can so easily leave but it can also be made into a walk if it’s going well
 
I think Jark needs to date someone lovely. You always need to be with someone to compliment your worst features.
 
Nothing wrong with lovely - horrible leaves a lot to be desired and trust me, I‘ve been in every bungalow down that Straße - but if someone has a horrible voice, NO
 
COB said:
You lot don't know you're born, give someone nice a chance! I have a cheek saying that while I'm dating one of the rudest people I've ever met, but still.
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Oh I know you’re right. It’s always actually better when someone is kind (which I think is more important than being nice)
 
RJN said:
And it doesnt even look weird to have to pee so early because you're drinking coffee!
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The other alternative is of course a run to the lav to post on here about how awful it’s going, returning to the table with “Sorry I was so long - filled the bowl. Went everywhere. Look.” and a quick parade of brown splashes down the translucent hotpants
 
Ag said:
Secondary.
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ah not my domain, but I personally think one thing that should go on any teacher’s personal statement is some reference to the social mobility gap, and wanting to help disadvantaged young people to close gaps in attainment caused by social factors. I guess you could easily link that to history by mentioning the importance of young people finding and using their voice.
 
Suomi said:
ah not my domain, but I personally think one thing that should go on any teacher’s personal statement is some reference to the social mobility gap, and wanting to help disadvantaged young people to close gaps in attainment caused by social factors. I guess you could easily link that to history by mentioning the importance of young people finding and using their voice.
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Ah yes I've sort of referred to the importance of the next generation and how history can make sense of the world we live in. But yes I could easily adapt that. Cheers!
 
Ag said:
Kids are cunts, but then so am I. Bring it on.
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I did my PGCE in post-16 thinking college kids would be less scary but they’re basically secondary plus extra freedoms so they become DEMONS.
 
jivafox said:
I did my PGCE in post-16 thinking college kids would be less scary but they’re basically secondary plus extra freedoms so they become DEMONS.
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My plan was 16+ but I can't get much experience in sixth forms right now. I'm a 40 year old man, I think I can deal.
 
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