ASFM: Anti-Valentine Edition - RESULTS 6pm TONIGHT!

[Lucille]

KILLING IT!!!!

 

[Kate]

She's really good at her minge?

It's true

 

[RJN]

I say that about her minge.

I learned a new word today: minge

 

[jivafox]

Really wishing VV had just sent us all to prison.

 

[Berly]

ONE POINT fuck you @Soldi you raved about it on the night. I will remember this

 

[Lucille]

This feels like a bigger flop for me than Yasuaki Shimizu tbh and he came 38th.

 

[Soldi]

ONE POINT fuck you @Soldi you raved about it on the night. I will remember this

I did?

 

[ButterTart]

She's really good at her minge?

Better at it than I am.

 

[Suomi]

If Suomi wins, I'm entering 'Like A Prayer' to the next contest.

I thought Samantha fitted the theme perfectly but I actually entered it as a tribute to a friend on here who was treated poorly by an ex, so I am pleased it is doing well just for that

 

[Nancy]

I learned a new word today: minge

Are you familiar with CLUNGE?

 

[Tisch]

Soldi WHINGEING I didn't give him anything when he gave me FUCK ALL

 

[RS]

@Soldi you’re DEAD to me

 

[ButterTart]

Qui est-ce-qui @Soldi aime? (Kaeson)

20 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
18 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
16 Nollendorfplatz: Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart
14 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
12 Victoria: Anna Vissi & Kaiti Garbi - Kalytera I Dio Mas
10 Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple COME ‘OME VV xxx
09 Swiss Cottage: Paola & Chiara - Vamos a Bailar (Esta Vida Nueva)
08 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
07 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
06 East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
05 Szent Gellért Square: Madison Beer - Selfish
04 Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
03 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
02 Kunst-Wet: Kali Uchis - Dead to Me
01 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People

I think this is the first time me and Soldi have ever swapped points. I feel so young and hip.

 

[Berly]

I did?

You were probably DRUNK but yes

 

[Soldi]

Soldi WHINGEING I didn't give him anything when he gave me FUCK ALL

Difference is I sent a good song love!

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

OT: Do yours and @Suomi 's beards get stuck together like Velcro?

True fact: as a mixed race child growing up in the 80s on the Isle of Wight, people used to stick Velcro wallets to my Afro. BUT OH NO THEY HAD TO MAKE IT’S A SIN ABOUT BLOODY YEARS & YEARS, etc.

 

[RJN]

Are you familiar with CLUNGE?

I've seen it and minge on here but never googled either before just now

 

[funky]

Now then, OLDHAM MUMPS SAINSBURYS calling... it's @ButterTart

20 - Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
18. Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
16. Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
14. Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
12. Nollendorfplatz: Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart
10. Arsenal: VV Brown - The Apple
9. Leninsky Prospekt: The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
8. Wapping: ELIO - CHARGER
7. Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
6. Colosseo: Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
5. East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
4. Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
3. World Trade Center: Julie Bergan - STFU
2. Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
1. Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart

god when the straights don’t even vote for your male vocal you know you’ve got NO CHANCE on here

 

[ButterTart]

I thought Samantha fitted the theme perfectly but I actually entered it as a tribute to a friend on here who was treated poorly by an ex, so I am pleased it is doing well just for that

Thank you but we settled out of court and I’m on good terms with Rita again now.

 

[Soldi]

@Soldi you’re DEAD to me

I think you’re already dead yourself considering I don’t think I’ve voted for your songs in god knows how long

 

[Kate]

Well as funky mentioned the straights, let's have some BUTCH votes now.

@Indie (Leninsky Prospekt)

20. Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
18. Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
16. Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
14. Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
12. Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
10. Culdee Fell Summit: Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport
9. Angel: U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
8. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: Josie Cotton - Johnny Are You Queer?
7. Náměstí Míru: Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge
6. Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
5. Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
4. Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
3. Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
2. East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
1. Kelvinbridge: Hazell Dean - Trade Him For A Newer Model

 

[RS]

I think you’re already dead yourself considering I don’t think I’ve voted for your songs in god knows how long

Fuck you cunt!!!

 

[Nancy]

True fact: as a mixed race child growing up in the 80s on the Isle of Wight, people used to stick Velcro wallets to my Afro. BUT OH NO THEY HAD TO MAKE IT’S A SIN ABOUT BLOODY YEARS & YEARS, etc.

If only you had a GAUNTY NUTTY AIDSY AFRO

 

[jivafox]

Thank GOD for the STRAIGHTS!!

 

[Soldi]

Fuck you cunt!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Well as funky mentioned the straights, let's have some BUTCH votes now.

@Indie (Leninsky Prospekt)

20. Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
18. Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
16. Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
14. Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
12. Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
10. Culdee Fell Summit: Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport
9. Angel: U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
8. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: Josie Cotton - Johnny Are You Queer?
7. Náměstí Míru: Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge
6. Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
5. Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
4. Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
3. Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
2. East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
1. Kelvinbridge: Hazell Dean - Trade Him For A Newer Model

The bromance is over

 

[funky]

That’s more like it @Indie !

 

[Iguana]

I think that's my first points from @Indie

 

[RS]

OMG even Indie who always gives me points has abandoned me.

 

[Kate]

Now here's a straight with IMPECCABLE TASTE! KING @dmlaw (Alewife)

20 Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
18 Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
16 Holland Park: Ashwarya - PSYCHO HOLE
14 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
12 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
10 Aspudden: Lambretta - Bimbo
09 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
08 Trindade: Ingrid Michaelson - Hell No
07 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
06 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: Josie Cotton - Johnny Are You Queer?
05 Náměstí Míru: Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge
04 Leninsky Prospekt: The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
03 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
02 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
01 Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Agog my sexy video isn't getting the straights going.

 

[Nancy]

YES @dmlaw !!! Here I come, like a barefooted Zola Budd!

 

[ButterTart]

Octy was on for a solid score as well

 

[RJN]

Foggy Bottom should have submitted Psycho Hole

 

[Kate]

Time for another UPDATE!

Leaderboard after 14/36 votes

1 Suomi (Shadwell): Margaret Berger - Samantha 133
2 Soldi (Kaeson): Suzane - L’insatisfait 126
3 Superstylin' (Foggy Bottom): Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio 124
4 Raining On Me (Cowcaddens): Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue 95
5 straightorbroken (Aspudden): Lambretta - Bimbo 93
6 David 5000 (World Trade Center): Julie Bergan - STFU 84
7 Diddy (Colosseo): Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth 76
8= OutSynk (Chambers Street): Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare 75
8= funky (Sheung Wan): Mirrors - Into The Heart 75
10 Iguana (East India): Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song 72
11= Nancy (Holland Park): Ashwarya - PSYCHO HOLE 61
11= Kate (Kuntsevskaya): Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel 61
11= Beverley (Arsenal): VV Brown - The Apple 61
14 ZenGiraffe (Nollendorfplatz): Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart 57
15 Ag (Swiss Cottage): Paola & Chiara - Vamos a Bailar (Esta Vida Nueva) 50
16 Tisch (Barking): Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush 48
17 ButterTart (Oldham Mumps): Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue 45
18 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid (Culdee Fell Summit): Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport 41
19 Indie (Leninsky Prospekt): The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead 39
20 Beryl (Finsbury Park): Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People 37
21 dmlaw (Alewife): Stefy - Chelsea 35
22= Phoenix (Náměstí Míru): Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge 28
22= BoysForSeles (Trindade): Ingrid Michaelson - Hell No 28
24= Rita (Cockfosters): Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart 23
24= jivafox (Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch): Josie Cotton - Johnny Are You Queer? (Elephant Mix) 23
28= Music (Catford): Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE 22
28= Pingu (Rokin): JIYEON - Take A Hike 22
30= ZZ (Victoria): Anna Vissi & Kaiti Garbi - Kalytera I Dio Mas 21
30= Ill Advised (Chueca): Sälen - Heartbreak Diet 21
32 RaspberrySwirl (Rathaus Neukölln): Biig Piig - Don’t Turn Around 20
33 dUb (Cyprus): Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone 19
34 Lucille (Kunst-Wet): Kali Uchis - Dead to Me 12
35 COB (Kelvinbridge): Hazell Dean - Trade Him For A Newer Model 6
36 jyxz (Sloane Square): GRACEY - Don’t 1
37 octophone (Canada Water): The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me -70
38 Dance Witch Abortion (Parc de Montjuic): Anna Straker - Break Up Song -108
39 Penelope (Wapping): ELIO - CHARGER -117

 

[Lucille]

VOTE FOR ME PLEASE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE GOING ON

 

[funky]

YES @dmlaw !!! Here I come, like a barefooted Zola Budd!

Old enough to find this funny

 

[Kate]

MAGS n' SMAMF take the lead!

 

[Lucille]

You’re all DEAD TO ME.

 

[funky]

I don’t even remember Suomi’s song