ASFM: Anti-Valentine Edition - RESULTS 6pm TONIGHT!

[Rita]

VV FUCKING BROWN? Load of bloody SHITE.

 

[Rita]

WHO ARE YOU, MAY I ASK?

I am Miranda Lambert. Miss Miranda Lambert to YOU.

 

[ButterTart]

VV FUCKING BROWN? Load of bloody SHITE.

If only we had a thread about her.

 

[Soldi]

VV FUCKING BROWN? Load of bloody SHITE.

 

[Tisch]

VV FUCKING BROWN? Load of bloody SHITE.

:emoji_zipper_mouth::emoji_zipper_mouth::emoji_zipper_mouth::emoji_zipper_mouth:

 

[Rita]

WHAT? Don’t post VAGUE UNWANTED EMOJI’S AT ME!

 

[OutSynk]

Not only is Suomi in the lead with THAT song he had to pull the “I sent this to help my friend” card. Truly evil.

 

[Kate]

RIGHT. Let's hope the rest of the leaderboards BEHAVE.

 

[Soldi]

WHAT? Don’t post VAGUE UNWANTED EMOJI’S AT ME!

 

[Kate]

From straights to @straightorbroken (Aspudden)

20 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
18 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
16 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
14 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
12 East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
10 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
09 Swiss Cottage: Paola & Chiara - Vamos a Bailar (Esta Vida Nueva)
08 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
07 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
06 Chueca: Sälen - Heartbreak Diet
05 Kunst-Wet: Kali Uchis - Dead to Me
04 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
03 Nollendorfplatz: Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart
02 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
01 World Trade Center: Julie Bergan - STFU

 

[Rita]

:emoji_zipper_mouth::emoji_zipper_mouth::emoji_zipper_mouth::emoji_zipper_mouth:

I can express that I think her song is a load of OLD TOSH if I want. If she wants to sue me I have a very good lawyer.

 

[RS]

RIGHT. Let's hope the rest of the leaderboards BEHAVE.

Let’s hope someone turns it UPSIDE DOWN!

 

[Эулия]

@Beverley or @ZenGiraffe FTW please. I haven’t heard the other songs and nor do I wish to

 

[Rita]

From straights to @straightorbroken (Aspudden)

20 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
18 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
16 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
14 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
12 East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
10 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth
09 Swiss Cottage: Paola & Chiara - Vamos a Bailar (Esta Vida Nueva)
08 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
07 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
06 Chueca: Sälen - Heartbreak Diet
05 Kunst-Wet: Kali Uchis - Dead to Me
04 Parc de Montjuic: Anna Straker - Break Up Song
03 Nollendorfplatz: Indira - You Will Never Break My Heart
02 Alewife: Stefy - Chelsea
01 World Trade Center: Julie Bergan - STFU

GO TO HELL

 

[dmlaw]

We may have been unnecessarily nasty about VV, but the music has always been awful. If her marketing budget hadn't been reduced to pretending to be someone else on Popjustice, that would probably still be irritating too.

 

[Kate]

TITS OUT! It's @Ag (Swiss Cottage)

20 Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone
18 Szent Gellért Square: Madison Beer – Selfish
16 Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
14 East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
12 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
10 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: Josie Cotton - Johnny Are You Queer?
09 Barking: Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush
08 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
07 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
06 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso – Labyrinth
05 Angel: U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
04 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
03 Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
02 Alewife: Stefy – Chelsea
01 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue

 

[Soldi]

Oh we have drunk Rita here for the results

MORE TERROR PLEASE

 

[Tisch]

It's all going a BIT WRONG for poor old Barking. Cruel Kate dumping all my points in one heavy flow of votes.

 

[RS]

Here for @Rita cancelling this shit show

 

[Tisch]

It's all going a BIT WRONG for poor old Barking. Cruel Kate dumping all my points in one heavy flow of votes.

(He says as soon as he gets 9 points from Ag)

THANKS @Ag HUN!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Beverley or @ZenGiraffe FTW please. I haven’t heard the other songs and nor do I wish to

This is as good as victory for me. Thank you for your blessing.

 

[Soldi]

You do realise Kim Jong Un is killing a town full of citizens for every poster that doesn’t vote for Kaeson.

 

[Rita]

TITS OUT! It's @Ag (Swiss Cottage)

20 Cyprus: Phyllis Hyman - Living All Alone
18 Szent Gellért Square: Madison Beer – Selfish
16 Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
14 East India: Arijit Singh, Badshah, Jonita Gandhi, Nakash Aziz - The Breakup Song
12 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
10 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: Josie Cotton - Johnny Are You Queer?
09 Barking: Casey MQ - Celebrity Crush
08 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
07 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
06 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso – Labyrinth
05 Angel: U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
04 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
03 Kuntsevskaya: Joe Goddard ft. Valentina - Gabriel
02 Alewife: Stefy – Chelsea
01 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue

You said that my song was not your style? Style? You don’t have ANY, dear.

 

[RS]

This is really not making my tina comedown any better!

 

[dmlaw]

I think everyone is giving me two points. :emoji_unamused:

 

[Nancy]

This is really not making my tina comedown any better!

At least you haven't been rushed to hospital in an ambulance suffering from a suspected stroke

 

[Rita]

I think everyone is giving me two points. :emoji_unamused:

2 MORE THAN ME!!

 

[Kate]

Off to @BoysForSeles (Trindade)

20 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
18 Angel: U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
16 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
14 Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
12 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
10 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
09 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
08 Culdee Fell Summit: Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport
07 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
06 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
05 Namesti Miru: Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge
04 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
03 Leninsky Prospekt: The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
02 Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
01 Kelvinbridge: Hazell Dean - Trade Him For A Newer Model

 

[Rita]

Off to @BoysForSeles (Trindade)

20 Chambers Street: Sleigh Bells - I Can Only Stare
18 Angel: U.S. Girls - M.A.H.
16 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
14 Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
12 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
10 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
09 Shadwell: Margaret Berger - Samantha
08 Culdee Fell Summit: Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport
07 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
06 Catford: Benny Benassi & Jeremih - LOVELIFE
05 Namesti Miru: Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge
04 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
03 Leninsky Prospekt: The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
02 Cockfosters: Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart
01 Kelvinbridge: Hazell Dean - Trade Him For A Newer Model

Better than NOTHING I suppose.

 

[RS]

At least you haven't been rushed to hospital in an ambulance suffering from a suspected stroke

Not yet but we’ll see in about ten more votes

 

[BoysForSeles]

I keep typing out a rude response to people I know slightly better on here for not giving me points then having to delete when I realise I didn’t give any to them either.

 

[Lucille]

This is really not making my tina comedown any better!

QUITE THE ROOFTOP PERFORMANCE!!!

 

[RJN]

Thank you @BoysForSeles. I'm glad you were able to figure out the technology to vote!

 

[OutSynk]

Bless you @BoysForSeles

 

[Phoenix]

This is really not making my tina comedown any better!

 

[dmlaw]

2 MORE THAN ME!!

I gave you point.

 

[Kate]

BIKTOPIA, MALAKAS! @ZZ (Victoria)

20 World Trade Center: Julie Bergan - STFU
18 Kaeson: Suzane - L’insatisfait
16 Kelvinbridge: Hazell Dean - Trade Him For A Newer Model
14 Trindade: Ingrid Michaelson - Hell No
12 Canada Water: The Wedding Present - Come Play With Me
10 Sheung Wan: Mirrors - Into The Heart
09 Kunst-Wet: Kali Uchis - Dead to Me
08 Culdee Fell Summit: Kim Wilde - Chaos At The Airport
07 Oldham Mumps: Kyla La Grange - Violet Blue
06 Náměstí Míru: Nina Simone - I Hold No Grudge
05 Foggy Bottom: Luke Million ft. Asta - Heard It On The Radio
04 Cowcaddens: Lucia And The Best Boys - Perfectly Untrue
03 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: Josie Cotton - Johnny Are You Queer?
02 Finsbury Park: Lennon Stella - Kissing Other People
01 Colosseo: Mondo Grosso - Labyrinth

 

[Nancy]

Thank you @BoysForSeles. I'm glad you were able to figure out the technology to vote!

A keyboard?

 

[Rita]

I’m not going to thank @boyforseles as I clearly deserve MORE, but yeah. You can live.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Thank you @BoysForSeles. I'm glad you were able to figure out the technology to vote!

It did involve pen and paper initially to be honest.