Saturday gets a second chance at life

[COB]

Good morning!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I literally eat as fast as that.

 

[Lucille]

MORNING GIRLS!!!

 

[big ron]

If/when we finally settle, I am 100% having pet ducks.

 

[Iguana]

I just almost deleted @COB thinking he was a bot

 

[COB]

Sadly my dumps are very much NOT freshly skimmed

 

[Tisch]

If/when we finally settle, I am 100% having pet ducks.

Why did he serve it to them in shit-water?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I just almost deleted @COB thinking he was a bot

I've threatened him with changing it myself and he still hasn't!

Maybe if I open a poll "What should I change @COB's avatar to?” we can convince him with good old fashioned PEER PRESSURE

 

[Rita]

Cobbie where is your avatar??

 

[Rita]

MORNING!!

 

[Tisch]

I've threatened him with changing it myself and he still hasn't!

Maybe if I open a poll "What should I change @COB's avatar to?” we can convince him with good old fashioned PEER PRESSURE

I like this idea!

Here's my suggestion

 

[COB]

My avatar's gone for a while, I hope that's okay everyone

 

[Iguana]

My avatar's gone for a while, I hope that's okay everyone

WE HADN'T NOTICED

 

[Rita]

My avatar's gone for a while, I hope that's okay everyone

WHY? It looks ugly.

 

[Tisch]

My avatar's gone for a while, I hope that's okay everyone

It really isn't.

 

[ButterTart]

I like this idea!

Here's my suggestion

I am nominating this

 

[Эулия]

I’ve removed my avatar in solidarity with @COB

 

[Tisch]

I’ve removed my avatar in solidarity with @COB

I can't stand this, not ANOTHER ONE?

 

[COB]

I just updated my avatar! Now let's get everyone's SALACIOUS SATURDAY stories and move on please

 

[Rita]

I’ve removed my avatar in solidarity with @COB

Missed you Zu! Did any of the masked singer contestants this year get you off?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I just updated my avatar! Now let's get everyone's SALACIOUS SATURDAY stories and move on please

...remember who is cooking your dinner tonight pal

 

[jivafox]

When I PMed COB my judging video last night and saw no avatar I thought he’d LEFT and I did think “OH FOR FUCK SAKE I’VE JUST SPENT AGES ON THIS.”

In other news I’ve got a red wine hangover!

 

[big ron]

Why did he serve it to them in shit-water?

I think it was more their shit covered beaks muddied the water.

 

[Beverley]

I'm quite enjoying not doing very much today. It's been such an exhausting week building towards publication day and the launch event. But there's a little voice niggling away inside. 'What do I do next?' I need her to SHUT UP.

 

[Jark]

I'm going now to meet THE GUY for THE DREADED DATE

 

[COB]

Good luck!

 

[Jark]

for someone a little hungover, I do look good

 

[Kate]

Can someone hypnotise me to be as excited about vegetables as those ducks. I might not be FAT then

 

[Jark]

OMG.

I hated it.

 

[Jark]

it was a really good exercise in faking interest in somebody who was repulsively self absorbed. the sun went in but I kept my sunglasses on so I wouldn't have to work my poker face too hard.

he also looked nothing like his pics. and his sweater was dirty.

 

[Dark Carnival]

But did he have a BIG DICK?

 

[Jark]

possibly, but all I noticed was his enormous EGO.

 

[Cloud]

I got myself some knee high rainbow socks to see if I can pull off the "femboy" look... maybe a little... the lewds with them on are in Dark Moopy ready to be judged UwU

Other than that not much yet

 

[Jark]

I paid both coffees and his banana cake and gave him a cigarette and all I got in return was an offer to stargaze with him (he has a TELESCOPE). no thanks.

he also said sometimes when he tries on clothes in the mirror he thinks "who's that hot cunt?".

I mean. me too. but to vocalise that? out loud?

gtfo.

 

[Jark]

(i don't think that)

 

[Jark]

I'm angry now. he's ruined my day.

 

[RJN]

He said to you, on a first date, that he looks in the mirror and thinks “who’s the hot Cunt”!!!

 

[Soldi]

But Jark love it hardly matters what he’s saying when he’s ploughing you into next week!

 

[Jark]

such a disgrace. I think I replied "wow."

 

[Beverley]

You set yourself up to fail @Jark, but tis okay. That is just your inner saboteur playing up and until you overcome her, you'll just have to go on dates with men you don't find reasons to hate.