Saturday gets a second chance at life

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absolutely not! I was open to it. But every time he asked me something I began to answer and then he interrupted and made it all about him.

and he was so obviously talking SHIT.
 
Stargazing is pretty sweet

he sounds a bit full of himself though lol

not that I'm one to talk but I don't think I'm hot just a filthy bastard
 
Cloud said:
Run away before you have to buy him dinner only for him to escape into the toilets to jerk off in front of the mirror
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Just imagining this on First Dates now. *goes into the bathroom to call a friend*... WAIT who's that HOT CUNT? *hand goes down pants* *test card appears*
 
Jark said:
I paid both coffees and his banana cake and gave him a cigarette and all I got in return was an offer to stargaze with him (he has a TELESCOPE). no thanks.

he also said sometimes when he tries on clothes in the mirror he thinks "who's that hot cunt?".

I mean. me too. but to vocalise that? out loud?

gtfo.
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Jark said:
I'm angry now. he's ruined my day.
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You’re getting no sympathy from me. We gave you numerous, very caring and helpful get-out clauses but did you listen? NO!
 
A 12 year old Amazon driver wouldn’t deliver a parcel because I didn’t have any ID. Is this a thing? I’m quite OBVIOUSLY more than a decade older than him, I didn’t make a fuss cause I’m not a cunt but has this happened to anyone else?
 
I think I've ONCE been asked for my DOB by Amazon but never had to actually show anything!
 
Lucille said:
A 12 year old Amazon driver wouldn’t deliver a parcel because I didn’t have any ID. Is this a thing? I’m quite OBVIOUSLY more than a decade older than him, I didn’t make a fuss cause I’m not a cunt but has this happened to anyone else?
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When I buy licorice fag papers from Amazon I have to give my date of birth to the delivery bloke because apparently you have to be 18 to buy them. The first time I stood at the door in front of him and argued "look at the state of me! *waved hand down body gracefully* "I'm clearly the wrong side of fifty and you're mithering me for my date of birth?!" as my rant continued (asking did he want my mum's maiden name too then he'd have my full name, address and date of birth) I realised he looked like he was going to cry so I gave him a completely random date in 1968. When he turned up on Tuesday with more fag papers I told him Mr F's date of birth and he said "last time you told me 1968 and now it's 1972!", threw them to me and grinned. On Thursday when he brought me a book I'd just started to open the front door and he said "it's OK, I don't need to know how old you are for this one". His name's Vladimir.
 
My parents are back and think this is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS and the END OF POLITE SOCIETY rather than a MINOR INCONVENIENCE.
 
I told them they’re going to deliver again tomorrow, but NO, they’d rather CANCEL THE ORDER!!!
 
I keep getting congratulations gifts for completing my Masters. I'm grateful, but I keep thinking I've already had the best reward by getting a distinction!

Don't stop though!
 
Ag said:
I keep getting congratulations gifts for completing my Masters. I'm grateful, but I keep thinking I've already had the best reward by getting a distinction!

Don't stop though!
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Amazing achievement. Congratulations darling.
 
Floppet said:
When I buy licorice fag papers from Amazon I have to give my date of birth to the delivery bloke because apparently you have to be 18 to buy them. The first time I stood at the door in front of him and argued "look at the state of me! *waved hand down body gracefully* "I'm clearly the wrong side of fifty and you're mithering me for my date of birth?!" as my rant continued (asking did he want my mum's maiden name too then he'd have my full name, address and date of birth) I realised he looked like he was going to cry so I gave him a completely random date in 1968. When he turned up on Tuesday with more fag papers I told him Mr F's date of birth and he said "last time you told me 1968 and now it's 1972!", threw them to me and grinned. On Thursday when he brought me a book I'd just started to open the front door and he said "it's OK, I don't need to know how old you are for this one". His name's Vladimir.
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"a book" :evil:
 
Thanks girls. I can't say it was a labour of love, it was done under the most dire circumstances and felt more like a chore than dissertation 1 which was pure pleasure.

That said I completely submerged myself into 1950s and 1960s gay politics and fell in love with my subject, despite his flaws and somehow created a convincing argument!
 
I too would like to finger the pages of @Beverley’s opus. Deets pls
 
FUMMING that my copy of the book should’ve arrived on Thursday and it still hasn’t :evil:
 
Lucille said:
A 12 year old Amazon driver wouldn’t deliver a parcel because I didn’t have any ID. Is this a thing? I’m quite OBVIOUSLY more than a decade older than him, I didn’t make a fuss cause I’m not a cunt but has this happened to anyone else?
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No, but I've never ordered a big box of dildos from Amazon :(
 
the so called hot cunt text me saying it was nice to meet me and reminding me that he wanted to show me some café.

haven't replied yet but I did walk past the café later this afternoon so maybe I can say I've already seen it thanks?
 
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