ASFM: Anti-Valentine Edition - RESULTS 6pm TONIGHT!

[OutSynk]

I feel you've missed some important information. Those threats have continued. Once the fatwa has been made, it can't be taken back!

Did you already receive my death threat hun?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And we hit 1k arguing about arguing.

 

[Beverley]

Did you already receive my death threat hun?

I had my bodyguard 'take care of it'.

 

[funky]

And we hit 1k arguing about arguing.

I disagree with this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ot: the VV video was cultural appropriation.

 

[Tisch]

@Tisch preparing for the next ASFM.

Yeah I'm pretty happy the VILE-ness passed me by to honest as hopefully it means it'll be the same come my night!

 

[funky]

Personally I just live for a slapdown from Kate every now and again. It’s like getting an outfit critique from Michelle Visage.

 

[Suomi]

I’m with funky in how I read these threads. I find Rita, OutSynk and Raspberry Swirl’s reactions in these threads hilarious and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I guess because they keep doing badly competition after competition it might seem more pronounced, but they are a large part of the experience for me.

Moopy games have given us some of the best lines ever, including my personal favourite which took place during the original funky’s codebreaker thread

Vor, seriously, FUCK OFF.

I've been nice to you recently, especially when you spout some of the UTTER SHIT you spout...

GO AWAY you little NOBODY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My advice for hosts remains IGNORE EVERYONE!

 

[Tisch]

My advice for hosts remains IGNORE EVERYONE!

THIS! Unless you're Iguana posting the final positions mid way through the results show and everyone's shouting at you to REMOVE THEM

 

[Soldi]

Or host semi finals so no one is following it by the final results anyway

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Semis are evil.

 

[Tisch]

Sorry, just remembering the SOLDI LIED fallout from the speed round

 

[RS]

I think it was mostly fine, but I do think it is worth being gentle to the host in the heat of the live threads. Keeping everything straight seems like a REALLY stressful process.

I can only imagine the stress and the pressure the poor hosts are feeling while doing this, but we have all always been rewarded with universal love and many many many likes.

 

[RS]

I’m with funky in how I read these threads. I find Rita, OutSynk and Raspberry Swirl’s reactions in these threads hilarious and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I guess because they keep doing badly competition after competition it might seem more pronounced, but they are a large part of the experience for me.

Moopy games have given us some of the best lines ever, including my personal favourite which took place during the original funky’s codebreaker thread

Excuse me but ”keep doing badly” is not something that I identify with.

 

[funky]

Yeah I'm pretty happy the VILE-ness passed me by to honest as hopefully it means it'll be the same come my night!

me preparing a list of vile responses to you for the results thread

 

[Lucille]

DID ANYONE FIND THAT PICTURE OF RS AS A CAT/DOG???

 

[OutSynk]

I guess because they keep doing badly competition after competition it might seem more pronounced

Hun I’ve been top12 six times. At least I don’t need to scam my way to the top.

 

[Lucille]

I NEED IT TO BULLY HIM WITH PLEASE.

 

[RS]

And just for the record, I love it when you’re all being mean to me.


Maybe mostly as a coping mechanism because I can’t even recall the last time anyone said anything nice to me here.

 

[RS]

I NEED IT TO BULLY HIM WITH PLEASE.

Wow thanks for proving my point.

 

[OutSynk]

I can’t even recall the last time anyone said anything nice to me here.

Didn’t @COB thank you last night and you told him to fuck off?

 

[RS]

I don’t see what’s wrong with it, it seems to be looking down on you all.

 

[Lucille]

YAY!!!

 

[Soldi]

Sorry, just remembering the SOLDI LIED fallout from the speed round

The workings of evil @ZenGiraffe

 

[Rita]

you were fabulous! There was absolutely nothing personal about your posts.

You are too kind. Maybe I will stay after all.

 

[Rita]

Of course I want an explanation from @Kate first as to WHY ON EARTH she thought I was being serious? Do you actually think I am LIKE THAT?

 

[Rita]

I would also like to point out I was SOBER last night, but thanks for DRIVING ME TO DRINK TODAY YOU ARSEHOLES.

 

[COB]

Didn’t @COB thank you last night and you told him to fuck off?

He said fuck you, and I'd already done a slammer* before I got what he really meant

*(hope I did that right)

 

[Rita]

@Kate

 

[Kate]

Of course I want an explanation from @Kate first as to WHY ON EARTH she thought I was being serious? Do you actually think I am LIKE THAT?

It wasn’t about how serious you were, when you’re already pissed off anyone else chiming in just makes it worse! I’m sure you’ve been there? Just needed David Cameron coming in to say “Calm down dear”

Do I need to point out that the revised leaderboard was also A JOKE! I’d have hardly done that if I was GENUINELY UPSET

 

[Kate]

@Kate

Funnily enough I am back on the pink fizz tonight

 

[RS]

He said fuck you, and I'd already done a slammer* before I got what he really meant

*(hope I did that right)

 

[Rita]

It wasn’t about how serious you were, when you’re already pissed off anyone else chiming in just makes it worse! I’m sure you’ve been there? Just needed David Cameron coming in to say “Calm down dear”

Do I need to point out that the revised leaderboard was also A JOKE! I’d have hardly done that if I was GENUINELY UPSET

Yep, but you liked everyone else’s congratulatory posts apart from mine until I actually physically said I was joking. I thought you already would have known than and I don’t know why my post in particular got to you? Of course I have been there. I am a full time mother to two teenagers! I am constantly pulling my hair out.

I am glad you now know I was joking, and that I am not actually a monster.

 

[Rita]

Funnily enough I am back on the pink fizz tonight

QUITE RIGHT TOO!

 

[Kate]

Yep, but you liked everyone else’s congratulatory posts apart from mine

RECTIFIED (and found others I’d missed!)

 

[BoysForSeles]

Of course I want an explanation from @Kate first as to WHY ON EARTH she thought I was being serious? Do you actually think I am LIKE THAT?

I thought you were funny and knew you were “playing a character” which is why I lavished you with likes. 3, I think, but that’s a lot for me.

 

[Rita]

RECTIFIED (and found others I’d missed!)

Sorry babe. Didn’t realise it was just coincidence.

 

[Beverley]

I thought you were funny and knew you were “playing a character” which is why I lavished you with likes. 3, I think, but that’s a lot for me.

While I got NOTHING but a cancelled pre-order!

 

[Soldi]

I love how Rita said she wasn’t bothered earlier