Wednesday is filmed before a live studio audience

[ButterTart]

Well good morning! How the fuck are you?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Generic Account]

Morning! I'm all operated on and hoping to get out today. The man beside me keeps peeing himself and the smell is unbearable but they take forever to spot it cause they're all wearing masks.

 

[big ron]

I appear to have a break out of HERPES on my lips no doubt from working too hard. For the past 20 years they’ve always been a sign of partying too much.

WHO THE FUCK AM I

 

[ButterTart]

Morning! I'm all operated on and hoping to get out today. The man beside me keeps peeing himself and the smell is unbearable but they take forever to spot it cause they're all wearing masks.

Can you not press your emergency button?

 

[Tisch]

I appear to have a break out of HERPES on my lips no doubt from working too hard.

 

[Tisch]

Kidding! I also get cold sores at times of stress because I'm one sexy beast.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Kidding! I also get cold sores at times of stress because I'm one sexy beast.

 

[big ron]

Kidding! I also get cold sores at times of stress because I'm one sexy beast.

I've had them since I was a kid, but at least my cock is safe.

 

[Lucille]

GOOD MORNING.

 

[Generic Account]

Can you not press your emergency button?

I was too embarrassed to say, but it was so strong this morning so I muttered to the nurse during the handover.

Nice place otherwise.

 

[Madison]

Tits have killed Moopylite again.

 

[Tisch]

We did try warning @Kate to send them via DM's instead of plastering them all over the public forums, but would she listen?

 

[Lucille]

@Kate I loved your big pillowy bangers, yet more CANCEL CULTURE!!! Quick someone find me a Winston Churchill quote.

 

[Tisch]

@Kate I loved your big pillowy bangers, yet more CANCEL CULTURE!!! Quick someone find me a Winston Churchill quote.

Will this do? I hope Kate finds a lot strength in it.

Spoiler

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Will this do? I hope Kate finds a lot strength in it.

Spoiler

 

[Lucille]

Will this do? I hope Kate finds a lot strength in it.

Spoiler

!

 

[COB]

Fans of Kate's bobs, be sure to tune in on Sunday evening for The Masked Mooper that's all I'll SAY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fans of Kate's bobs, be sure to tune in on Sunday evening for The Masked Mooper that's all I'll SAY

Oh no, she didn't confuse taking her mask off and top off AGAIN did she?

 

[Tisch]

Oh no, she didn't confuse taking her mask off and top off AGAIN did she?

I bet she went for this as her costume

Spoiler

 

[Kate]

Tits have killed Moopylite again.

Oh for fuck’s sake

You try to do a NICE THING FOR PEOPLE

I should have just BANNED THOSE TWO

 

[Soldi]

Oh for fuck’s sake

You try to do a NICE THING FOR PEOPLE

I should have just BANNED THOSE TWO

Ban them from here as PUNISHMENT!

 

[COB]

Oh for fuck’s sake

You try to do a NICE THING FOR PEOPLE

I should have just BANNED THOSE TWO

The tits?

 

[Kate]

How is it only Wednesday? I’m SO BORED. Not that the weekends are any less BORING

 

[Kate]

Also I say TWO, but I know who Lea Walker was

 

[ButterTart]

Will this do? I hope Kate finds a lot strength in it.

Spoiler

I love that she feels the need to clarify that the statement etched into her own skin is in fact about her. Here was me thinking it was about Fontella Bass.

 

[Rita]

Also I say TWO, but I know who Lea Walker was

I tried to sign up but I couldn’t fathom it out.

 

[Tisch]

Also I say TWO, but I know who Lea Walker was

Did she sign up with an email account suspiciously similar to someone's real name? I hope you reported it as identity fraud!

 

[ButterTart]

Fans of Kate's bobs, be sure to tune in on Sunday evening for The Masked Mooper that's all I'll SAY

Bit disappointed if ‘Topless lass with a Scream mask on’ is one of the costumes and I wasn’t chosen to judge it.

 

[floppet]

I paid not much short of 20 quid for fish and chips to be delivered for Mr F and I for dinner today. It was well worth it!

 

[Lucille]

Girls, LUCY HAS BEEN MADE REDUNDANT

I’m not exactly SHOCKED, as work has been DEAD for a year now. I’m still being paid as long as furlough is running so I’m not too super stressed, although this will mean a move to dreaded ZONE 3 when I get back now I’m on a BUDGET.

Anyway, hugs for LUCY PLEASE.

 

[Lucille]

I’m having a lunchtime G&T to calm my nerves.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m having a lunchtime G&T to calm my nerves.

 

[Soldi]

Girls, LUCY HAS BEEN MADE REDUNDANT

I’m not exactly SHOCKED, as work has been DEAD for a year now. I’m still being paid as long as furlough is running so I’m not too super stressed, although this will mean a move to dreaded ZONE 3 when I get back now I’m on a BUDGET.

Anyway, hugs for LUCY PLEASE.

Get the dildo out hen you’ve done well + you’ve got a lot more time on your hands for a bit XOXOX

THOUGHTS N PRAYERS XXXX

 

[jivafox]

I’m having a lunchtime G&T to calm my nerves.

 

[Kate]

SOZ LUCE Will you get a decent payout?

 

[Rita]

Girls, LUCY HAS BEEN MADE REDUNDANT

I’m not exactly SHOCKED, as work has been DEAD for a year now. I’m still being paid as long as furlough is running so I’m not too super stressed, although this will mean a move to dreaded ZONE 3 when I get back now I’m on a BUDGET.

Anyway, hugs for LUCY PLEASE.

Love you Lucy! Come to Mama Reet if you need a BACKHANDER.x

 

[Lucille]

SOZ LUCE Will you get a decent payout?

I’ve been there 4 years so I think the minimum I’m due is 4 weeks, I didn’t confirm the amount, although I’d like to think they’d be a bit more GENEROUS than that.

 

[Rita]

Does this mean an extended stay in deepest darkest Yorkshire @Lucille?

 

[Lucille]

Does this mean an extended stay in deepest darkest Yorkshire @Lucille?

ABSOLUTELY NOT! If I don’t leave now I fear I’ll end up stuck here. I’m still heading back to London and getting a new flat, my parents are going to pay the deposit so I can save that cash. As long as I get a job in 6 months I’m fine, and I’ll happily get a pub job over the summer to keep me in clean knickers.