Sunday trills and larks

[Rita]

that's really nice considering you sent me a pm on buzzjack, which I replied to, and then came here, sent me a pm berating me for not replying on buzzjack (which I did), we then had a fairly normal discussion and then you turned on me and accused me of being arrogant and "part of the clique" just because I said you should stop using "lol" and get an avatar if you're going to stick around here.

like, I can't quite comprehend how this sequence of pretty mundane events has lead to me being the villain of this piece when I've been pretty nice and was genuinely glad to see you had turned up here, but by all means go off on me if you feel wronged. jesus.

Is this some sort of SICK JOKE? Just tell him to FUCK OFF when he PM’s you. I certainly would.

 

[Inner Smile]

I knew he'd say something about me calling him pal, KNEW IT

 

[Эулия]

Is this some sort of SICK JOKE? Just tell him to FUCK OFF when he PM’s you. I certainly would.

I see there was wine in the Mother’s Day gift basket after all

 

[Rita]

@Jark can you PLEASE put a memo out to most of those other weirdos at jack buzz or whatever it is that THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

 

[Rita]

I see there was wine in the Mother’s Day gift basket after all

Cheap prosecco darling. Luckily I have a SECRET STASH.

 

[Эулия]

@Jark can you PLEASE put a memo out to most of those other weirdos at jack buzz or whatever it is that THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

 

[Soldi]

I knew he'd say something about me calling him pal, KNEW IT

I THOUGHT YOU’D LEFT

 

[Jark]

I'm not even active on buzzjack anymore, just to clarify! maybe Inner Smile will relay the message for you?

 

[Sally Thomsett]

I’ve tried tweaking them Richard but they just WILL NOT RESPOND.

Oh dreadfully sorry - wrong longe x

 

[Эулия]

I knew he'd say something about me calling him pal, KNEW IT

Well maybe that’s because he doesn’t like it, PAL

 

[Rita]

PAL!

How BUTCH.

 

[Soldi]

Y’alright Rita mate

 

[Эулия]

PAL!

How BUTCH.

Oh you just know it’s an affectation and it’s all jazzy bangles from Elizabeth Duke and Shirley Bassey playing 24/7

 

[Sally Thomsett]

PAL!

How BUTCH.

Oh Rita darling, using the words BUTCH and PA(u)L in one post brings to mind that awful QUIRKE. It really PUT THE WILLIES UP ME.

 

[OutSynk]

seriously. I come here for a bit of escapism. god knows I don't need this SHIT.

Me too. Until I get alerted to a post by Jark saying bad things about my gunny.

 

[Rita]

Y’alright Rita mate

One my son has started using whilst chatting to his friends is LAD.

 

[Soldi]

Oh I wouldn’t have any of THAT

 

[Эулия]

Me too. Until I get alerted to a post by Jark saying bad things about my gunny.

That one about it being torn and stretched beyond recognition?

 

[Jark]

Me too. Until I get alerted to a post by Jark saying bad things about my gunny.

yes but they're all true and your infamous g**ny is your USP.

 

[OutSynk]

That one about it being torn and stretched beyond recognition?

 

[Эулия]

 

[Эулия]

Oh I wouldn’t have any of THAT

OH I DON'T KNOW

It's better than everyone talking to each other like they're all contestants on Drag Race WHICH THEY AREN'T

 

[Soldi]

OH I DON'T KNOW

It's better than everyone talking to each other like they're all contestants on Drag Race WHICH THEY AREN'T

At least everyone at home calls each other DUCK

 

[Martha Skidd]

That one about it being torn and stretched beyond recognition?

Oh I don’t know. I could only get HALF MY HEAD IN IT, so there’s still some GIVE.

 

[Jark]

which half?

 

[Martha Skidd]

which half?

Well I went in with a DEMI-WAVE and came out with a FULL-PERM so...

 

[Эулия]

which half?

Hopefully she went CHIN FIRST because that amount of hair lacquer can cause a shocking rash

 

[Эулия]

At least everyone at home calls each other DUCK

QUACK QUACK

Actually I don’t mind PET. Obviously you already know how I feel about DEAR

 

[big ron]

lol

 

[big ron]

At least everyone at home calls each other DUCK

Rate duck

 

[Rita]

What about COCK? Does that term of endearment not come from Northern England somewhere?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a mess this topic is.

 

[Rita]

Or is it COCKER? I think it’s COCK...

 

[Tisch]

This site takes the absolute piss

Can we put this on the new banner please?

 

[Soldi]

We just say DICK like everyone else Reet.

 

[Soldi]

Also we’re MIDLANDS

 

[Rita]

We just say DICK like everyone else Reet.

You are maybe TOO YOUNG. Ladies of a certain age definitely used to say cock. “Ta Ra Cock”.

 

[Rita]

Also we’re MIDLANDS

I am talking about MANCHESTER, and MANCHESTER IS NORTH WEST. Midlands MY EYE.

 

[Rita]

My friend google tells me


Cock – friend
Somewhat confusingly, 'cock' is used as a term of affection in Manchester, usually when greeting a friend. Visitors may be initially offended if referred to by this termupon meeting a local, but should be reassured that it is a friendly word.

 

[Beverley]

My friend google tells me


Cock – friend
Somewhat confusingly, 'cock' is used as a term of affection in Manchester, usually when greeting a friend. Visitors may be initially offended if referred to by this termupon meeting a local, but should be reassured that it is a friendly word.

We REALLY DON'T