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Ag said:
Oh Christ. NEXT THURSDAY. I HAVE TO PREPARE A CLASS.
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It will be fine. I panicked for a month about this but really they just want to see that you have a good rapport with the children and are well prepared I think. The kids should all be on their best behaviour.

I had to teach maths to a class of 30 in mine and jumpled up my time loop cards but the feedback was that the children responded well and it was great that I'd put effort into it. The actual curriculum stuff can be learned when you're doing the actual training; they want to see if you're a good fit for a classroom.
 
As for the interview, my main worry was that they'd question me on educational issues, but everyone was dead friendly and the questions were more things like:

How would you respond to a child displaying negative behaviour?
Why have you chosen to become a teacher?
What are the qualities of a good teacher?

Maybe something like, 'What was an example of a successful/unsuccessful lesson that you've witnessed?', if you have classroom experience.

Etc etc.

The TES community forums are down which is rubbish, but Google will tell you all the standard questions. Oh, and they might ask you to reflect on your own lesson.
 
Barnacle said:
It will be fine. I panicked for a month about this but really they just want to see that you have a good rapport with the children and are well prepared I think. The kids should all be on their best behaviour.

I had to teach maths to a class of 30 in mine and jumpled up my time loop cards but the feedback was that the children responded well and it was great that I'd put effort into it. The actual curriculum stuff can be learned when you're doing the actual training; they want to see if you're a good fit for a classroom.
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There won't be any children. I'll simply be relaying my plans. I think I'm gonna do the Industrial Revolution, with a focus on child labour, show the Olympics clip and do what they call hot seating, with me as a factory owner.
 
I'm having to wear a facemask at my damn desk because the person opposite me was hacking away like an asthmatic duck earlier on. :manson:

She's stopped now, mind you. I might have had one jab but I am not taking any chances.
 
dmlaw said:
Our current ASFM is egg themed. You probably shouldn't have asked.
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Egg themed? As a change from flags? Or do the songs have to be egg themed because I'm struggling with the latter already...
 
Star said:
Little Kylie just said;

"I've got an idea Mama, let's listen to some Kylie Minogue"

I feel I've won at parenting :disco:
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My youngest Godson is captivated by Kylie.

Both my godchildren are super excited for Eurovision.

This has been almost 25 years of work preaching from the good Gay book and its showing results.
 
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octophone said:
Egg themed? As a change from flags? Or do the songs have to be egg themed because I'm struggling with the latter already...
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All of the flags had to be on eggs, with the exception of a couple of cheats who will not be getting points.
 
what the FUCKETY FUCK

I didn't want to have to DUST OFF my VOODOO DOLL on this Fridayest of days but I guess you FORCED MY HAND, sweet @COB
 
Good luck Ag!

Hi moopy. I'm watching back to back Not Going Out today. I have no idea why.
 
I've just joined a zoom call which included some European MPs, but I had to do it on my phone, as my laptop is broken.

Everyone was being given a chance to introduce themselves, so I was half listening in and doing something else while waiting for my turn.

Then the host was going RONALD, RONALD HELLO ARE YOU THERE RONALD. I was thinking whats RONALDS fucking problem.

Turns out, dear reader, that I was Ronald, because I'd set that name on my phone trying to join a moopy zoom some weeks ago.

The end.
 
Jark said:
what the FUCKETY FUCK

I didn't want to have to DUST OFF my VOODOO DOLL on this Fridayest of days but I guess you FORCED MY HAND, sweet @COB
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I'm sorry! But the most astonishing moment from last night's ASFM HAD to be MARKED.
 
big ron said:
I've just joined a zoom call which included some European MPs, but I had to do it on my phone, as my laptop is broken.

Everyone was being given a chance to introduce themselves, so I was half listening in and doing something else while waiting for my turn.

Then the host was going RONALD, RONALD HELLO ARE YOU THERE RONALD. I was thinking whats RONALDS fucking problem.

Turns out, dear reader, that I was Ronald, because I'd set that name on my phone trying to join a moopy zoom some weeks ago.

The end.
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Things like this are why I'm glad I used my full legal name when I signed up to this accursed site all those years ago.
 
I have an astonishing lesson plan lined up. Not doing any more until Sunday now, as I need some relax time before I go in hard Sunday to Thursday.

Sun's out, so walk, wine tonight including the long delayed LEANN RIMES REMIX EVENT.
 
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