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Have any of you ever HAD IT OFF with a work man? I have heavily flirted with quite a few, but never actually done the deed.

I had a bit of a thing with a workman. He lived RENT-FREE in a house he was meant to be doing up with a bunch of other workmen and it was a HORRIFYING SHIT-TIP.
 
Someone jetwashed my drive once and told me he was "a bit bi" when I mentioned my male partner. I didn't invite him in for tea and biscuits though.
 
I didn't invite him in for tea and biscuits though.
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Can someone explain NON ALCOHOLIC GIN for me?

I’m not against NON ALCOHOLIC drinks, I’ll drink non alcoholic beer at lunch or in the week, but a tonic water with lime tastes 90% like a G&T, so why would you waste £18(!) on a bottle of alcohol free gin. That’s just a licence to PRINT money surely?
 
RIDICULOUS. I get the idea, but there is absolutely NO excuse for it to cost MORE than ACTUAL GIN
 
Can someone explain NON ALCOHOLIC GIN for me?

I’m not against NON ALCOHOLIC drinks, I’ll drink non alcoholic beer at lunch or in the week, but a tonic water with lime tastes 90% like a G&T, so why would you waste £18(!) on a bottle of alcohol free gin. That’s just a licence to PRINT money surely?
That would just be water that tastes funny, surely? I've never really understood non-alcoholic alcohol, just have a Pepsi.
 
On SEVERAL occasions I’ve nearly accidentally bought the non alcoholic g&ts in cans.
 
Sometimes when I drink (actually every time), I want to keep drinking even when I know it’s been enough. Non-alcohol gin could be the answer. I wouldn’t pay for it though
 
Did anyone go out and light up their doorstep? I already have lights up outside, and was going to put a candle at the door but it is blowing a Hooley.
 
Can someone explain NON ALCOHOLIC GIN for me?

I’m not against NON ALCOHOLIC drinks, I’ll drink non alcoholic beer at lunch or in the week, but a tonic water with lime tastes 90% like a G&T, so why would you waste £18(!) on a bottle of alcohol free gin. That’s just a licence to PRINT money surely?

I got sent some sort of CBD based non alcoholic gin by a PR person. Its quite nice and apparently the added adaptogens do stuff to my brain. I wouldnt buy it though.
 
Gosh this all looks so much better on a desktop than mobile. What a difference!

Yeah I'm still having trouble adjusting to the mobile version.

I've just forced desktop view on my phone and I much prefer it :)
 

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