Sunday loses an hour ffs

[Iguana]

But at least it will now be brighter "earlier"!

 

[Iguana]

 

[Rita]

Hi honeys. One hour earlier until it is socially acceptable to open the vino.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I was casually watching shit on TV and suddenly it was gone 3am. EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS COMING.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Still it's British Summertime.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did we solve the @Barnacle Grindr mystery?

Did you even ask? My money is politically excitable Commotion or the artist formally known as fancy dress fan Johnkm.

 

[Apoca]

I woke up at 6 am this morning, turned around and slept for another 3 hours, and dreamt some truly weird shit. How delightful.

 

[Soldi]

I woke up at 6 am this morning, turned around and slept for another 3 hours, and dreamt some truly weird shit. How delightful.

Oh I’ve had that happen a couple of times this week, with a bit of sleep paralysis thrown in for good measure

 

[jivafox]

Oh I’ve had that happen a couple of times this week, with a bit of sleep paralysis thrown in for good measure

What’s your sleep paralysis demon?

 

[Soldi]

What’s your sleep paralysis demon?

 

[Martha Skidd]

What’s your sleep paralysis demon?

 

[Generic Account]

Which is the thread where we post pictures of people we fancy but feel ashamed of?

 

[.org]

Lying in my bed I hear my clock tick and i think of you..

 

[Soldi]

Lying in my bed I hear my clock tick and i think of you..

I don’t know why you’re trying to pretend to be Barnacle’s secret Irish lover when your IP address says you’re in Preston.

 

[COB]

I don’t know why you’re trying to pretend to be Barnacle’s secret Irish lover when your IP address says you’re in Preston.

 

[GNL]

My friend's awful boyfriend has broken up with her. Obviously I'm GLAD, because he's TERRIBLE on every conceivable level, but I have a group call with her and some friends later and I don't really know what to say because I'm not entirely convinced they won't GET BACK TOGETHER

 

[floppet]

My friend's awful boyfriend has broken up with her. Obviously I'm GLAD, because he's TERRIBLE on every conceivable level, but I have a group call with her and some friends later and I don't really know what to say because I'm not entirely convinced they won't GET BACK TOGETHER

I've been through something similar. You allow her to slag him off till the cows come home, and she will, but you have to bite your tongue and not actually slag him off yourself. You can agree with her but don't elaborate on his awfulness because if they do get back together she'll remember everything you said. The day may come when she'll drag you into the middle of an argument and say "yeah, but even GNL said XXXXX about you!" and you reply with "all I was doing was agreeing with, and supporting, you, my friend who was upset and in pain."

 

[Lucille]

I’ve been so hungover all day following a farewell supper with Lesley. I’m now doing a very slow, and very bad job of packing, I’m not moving till 4pm tomorrow so may just SACK IT OFF until the morning.

 

[Martha Skidd]

I don’t know why you’re trying to pretend to be Barnacle’s secret Irish lover when your IP address says you’re in Preston.

DISGUSTED and APPALLED that anyone would dare use an ONLINE CHAT LONGE under an assumed identity. IMAGINE!

I’M SO MAD I COULD SHIT (PM me boys x)

 

[Lucille]

There’s a lot of perverts on parade here Martha, a beautiful lady like yourself needs to be CAREFUL!

 

[Rita]

Lying in my bed I hear my clock tick and i think of you..

Hi @.org are you new?

 

[Rita]

Who is .org??

 

[Lucille]

He’s a pervert Rita and he’s after your GOODIES.

 

[Rita]

He’s a pervert Rita and he’s after your GOODIES.

Filthy bastard can keep his HANDS TO HIMSELF.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mr Ag is actually cooking tonight.

 

[Rita]

Do @Star s neighbours not regularly cook a pig on a spit in the garden?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Do @Star s neighbours not regularly cook a pig on a spit in the garden?

Different kind of spit roast hun.

 

[Lucille]

What I’d give to be tied up with an apple in my mouth right now!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What I’d give to be tied up with an apple in my mouth right now!

Surely you'd just bite into it. I feel like other animals, vegetables or minerals could do the job better.

 

[Rita]

What I’d give to be tied up with an apple in my mouth right now!

Are you not moving above a barbers? Surely you will be skulking about showing off your wares?

 

[Lucille]

Are you not moving above a barbers? Surely you will be skulking about showing off your wares?

Why of course, hopefully normal service resumes shortly and I can go back to being East London’s PREMIER Turkish cum dump.

 

[Rita]

Why of course, hopefully normal service resumes shortly and I can go back to being East London’s PREMIER Turkish cum dump.

 

[Martha Skidd]

There’s a lot of perverts on parade here Martha, a beautiful lady like yourself needs to be CAREFUL!

Why do you think I joined, dear?

I can’t find a gif for *SPRITZES CLUN* add that to the NAGGING LIST pls.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why do you think I joined, dear?

I can’t find a gif for *SPRITZES CLUN* add that to the NAGGING LIST pls.

 

[Martha Skidd]

TOO CLEAN