ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Morning.
It’s absolutely pissing down here, so I’m not massively fussed about staying home all day.It's FAR TOO NICE outside to be spending all day in home office.
But also - pollen and allergies. It's probably for the best.

Looking at the rain thinking “oooh, it’ll be good for the allotment” is a middle aged first for me![]()


I've just ordered fish and chips to be delivered for dinner.
HAPPY SHAVED BALLS DAY EVERYONE
Ooh I did the same yesterday!I've been out stimulating the economy.
(I bought new glasses)
It's a shame it fell on a Wednesday this year.HAPPY ED BALLS DAY EVERYONE
I immediately turn right out of our office at lunch to avoid the fucking chippy.
My SLOT was booked upstairs where there are desks and computers and SHIT but CLEARLY NOTWtf do they expect you to do there? READ A BOOK?!?
SO ANGRY
You did?!Just DROP OUT OF UNI, that's what I DID.

Say goodbye to SundaysI'm beginning to realise just how much teaching is going to consume my life. Even the admin checks is ENDLESS. My FULL employment record since I was 18! Please, I don't know!
