Friday opens with a snail joke

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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.​

When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
 
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I just accidentally logged on to my secret secondary gay Facebook account I made in gay panic about 10 years ago.
Sorry @Ag for not accepting a friend request, and thanks belatedly for several birthday messages I never saw :D
 
Diddy said:
I just accidentally logged on to my secret secondary gay Facebook account I made in gay panic about 10 years ago.
Sorry @Ag for not accepting a friend request, and thanks belatedly for several birthday messages I never saw :D
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Is that the one I've got you on, with you peeking out from some flags?
 
OMG I'm mortified, I put on a T-shirt I wore this afternoon but switched after my walk because it was a bit sweaty. I felt something a bit lumpy after a little while, thinking it was a wrinkle in the fabric, but it turned out to be a large ear-wiggy kind of bug on my skin. I had a sit down under a tree when I took the walk so it presumably jumped aboard and stayed around somewhere? I think it bit me :(
 
Suomi said:

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.​

When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
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bravo GIF
 
I've been to the gym for four of the fives last days now. I'm becoming THAT person. BORING.

I've now lost 6lbs since I began and I certainly look less flabby and bloated than I did. Still nowhere near ideal.

It always looks different coming off than it does going on.
 
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