ASFM: dmlawdifestivalen: Forgotten Hits - THE RESULTS 08/05/2021 2pm

[Rita]

OMG @Barnacle

 

[Kate]

My only objection is that it's awful and I can't stand it. I don't mind it otherwise.

Lies, you're just upset she didn't get her tits out for you.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Well this is going horribly

 

[Generic Account]

@Superstylin' takes us to a quarter of the way through the competition.

20 Articuno (Delta Goodrem - Sitting On Top Of The World: Barnacle)
16 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken)
14 Chanel Chanellington (Mish Mash - Speechless: Win_the_game)
12 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)
10 Euphoria (The Party - In My Dreams: Alla)
09 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
08 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch)
07 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil)
06 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate)
05 Sweet Dee (Wes - Alane: ButterTart)
04 Long Wattled Umbrellabird (Styx - Mr Roboto: Ill Advised)
03 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe)
02 A Vicious Gull (PJ Harvey - The Wind: jivafox)
01 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex)

10/40

@Superstylin'

 

[dmlaw]

Lies, you're just upset she didn't get her tits out for you.

That's what he said.

 

[Alla]

I choose to believe that Alla didn't vote for my song because he knows it too well, loves it and listens every day.

Don't correct me.

I didn't vote for songs I knew well, some of them too well. Desátame is like if I submit Wannabe, so even when I love it I can't vote for it.

 

[Rita]

Well this is going horribly

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

My only objection is that it's awful and I can't stand it. I don't mind it otherwise.

No she has a great lyric and a tragic outcome! It’s perfect! Poor sad lesbian Susan x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I didn't vote for songs I knew well, some of them too well. Desátame is like if I submit Wannabe, so even when I love it I can't vote for it.

*sigh*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

YOU'RE A BUNCH OF WESSEXES

 

[Kate]

That's what he said.

KNEW IT

 

[Indie]

I'm in danger of troubling the top 20 at this rate. A more barren spell of votes is bound to transpire.

 

[Alla]

I can't see ROM not winning this, to be honest.

 

[ButterTart]

@Superstylin' takes us to a quarter of the way through the competition.

20 Articuno (Delta Goodrem - Sitting On Top Of The World: Barnacle)
16 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken)
14 Chanel Chanellington (Mish Mash - Speechless: Win_the_game)
12 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)
10 Euphoria (The Party - In My Dreams: Alla)
09 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
08 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch)
07 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil)
06 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate)
05 Sweet Dee (Wes - Alane: ButterTart)
04 Long Wattled Umbrellabird (Styx - Mr Roboto: Ill Advised)
03 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe)
02 A Vicious Gull (PJ Harvey - The Wind: jivafox)
01 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex)

10/40

@Superstylin' makes excellent choices and should be applauded for this.

 

[dmlaw]

Susan likers rejoice, it's @BoysForSeles

20 Salacious B. Crumb (Susan Fassbender - Twilight Café: jyxz)
16 A Vicious Gull (PJ Harvey - The Wind: jivafox)
14 Crowned Crane (Lush - Single Girl: Beryl)
12 Eurasian Reed Warbler (Saint Etienne - Avenue: Suedey)
10 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex)
09 Alpine Chough (Leftfield feat. Roots Manuva - Dusted: dmlaw)
08 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken)
07 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie)
06 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
05 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch)
04 Crane (David Sylvian & Ryuchi Sakamoto -Forbidden Colours: Lucille)
03 The Why Bird (Monica Naranjo - Desatame: Ag)
02 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
01 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)

11/40

 

[Rita]

YOU'RE A BUNCH OF WESSEXES

 

[Alla]

*sigh*

I know, but it was a great choice, you still have 40 other posters that should appreciate it.

 

[Rita]

OMG why does Jizz get so many more 20’s than me? EVERYTIME!!!???

 

[jyxz]

No she has a great lyric and a tragic outcome! It’s perfect! Poor sad lesbian Susan x

You’re such a sensitive soul @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

 

[Generic Account]

Susan likers rejoice, it's @BoysForSeles

20 Salacious B. Crumb (Susan Fassbender - Twilight Café: jyxz)
16 A Vicious Gull (PJ Harvey - The Wind: jivafox)
14 Crowned Crane (Lush - Single Girl: Beryl)
12 Eurasian Reed Warbler (Saint Etienne - Avenue: Suedey)
10 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex)
09 Alpine Chough (Leftfield feat. Roots Manuva - Dusted: dmlaw)
08 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken)
07 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie)
06 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
05 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch)
04 Crane (David Sylvian & Ryuchi Sakamoto -Forbidden Colours: Lucille)
03 The Why Bird (Monica Naranjo - Desatame: Ag)
02 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
01 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)

11/40

Belfast is sad

 

[Suomi]

You’re such a sensitive soul @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

and what about me

 

[jyxz]

Susan likers rejoice, it's @BoysForSeles

20 Salacious B. Crumb (Susan Fassbender - Twilight Café: jyxz)
16 A Vicious Gull (PJ Harvey - The Wind: jivafox)
14 Crowned Crane (Lush - Single Girl: Beryl)
12 Eurasian Reed Warbler (Saint Etienne - Avenue: Suedey)
10 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex)
09 Alpine Chough (Leftfield feat. Roots Manuva - Dusted: dmlaw)
08 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken)
07 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie)
06 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
05 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch)
04 Crane (David Sylvian & Ryuchi Sakamoto -Forbidden Colours: Lucille)
03 The Why Bird (Monica Naranjo - Desatame: Ag)
02 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
01 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)

11/40

YASSSSSS

 

[ButterTart]

20 Salacious B. Crumb (Susan Fassbender - Twilight Café: jyxz)
16 A Vicious Gull (PJ Harvey - The Wind: jivafox)

This feels more like deliberate trolling than @OutSynk's votes.

 

[RS]

How wonderful it is to have managed to pick a song that none of the voting blocks like.

 

[Lucille]

Very TASTEFUL votes from @BoysForSeles, others please TAKE NOTE.

 

[RS]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I hate themes.

 

[jivafox]

This feels more like deliberate trolling than @OutSynk's votes.

 

[Generic Account]

Very TASTEFUL votes from @BoysForSeles, others please TAKE NOTE.

I wish we had a side eye reaction emoji.

 

[dmlaw]

@RJN

20 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil)
16 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken)
14 Sweet Dee (Wes - Alane: ButterTart)
12 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
10 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin')
09 Horned Screamer (M-22 feat. Medina - First Time: Music)
08 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
07 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate)
06 Shoebill (Alisha's Attic - Indestructible: Diddy)
05 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe)
04 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex)
03 Harpy (Missy Higgins - The Special Two: Phoenix)
02 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch)
01 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie)

12/40

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So much negativity in here

How wonderful it is to have managed to pick a song that none of the voting blocks like.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I hate themes.

 

[Rita]

Very TASTEFUL votes from @BoysForSeles, others please TAKE NOTE.

Wait until you see MINE. VERY CLASSY.

 

[dmlaw]

Did I mention that I'm deducting points from anyone who posts a Housewives emoji?

 

[jyxz]

and what about me

 

[Indie]

I think that's my first ever point from @RJN

 

[Raining on Me]

@Alla to be made a saint of Spain please, whatever that means, but it sounds alright

Delighted with this gluttonous flurry but surely it can only be so long until I hit a STARVING PATCH, therefore Gabriella is ready to abort her mission at any moment and take the rest with her

 

[Rita]

YAYYYY @Devil

 

[dmlaw]

Time for another leaderboard

1 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken) 109
2 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me) 95
3 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex) 67
4 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid) 67
5 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate) 63
6 Euphoria (The Party - In My Dreams: Alla) 59
7 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin') 51
8 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb) 51
9 Salacious B. Crumb (Susan Fassbender - Twilight Café: jyxz) 45
10 Horned Screamer (M-22 feat. Medina - First Time: Music) 44
11 Sweet Dee (Wes - Alane: ButterTart) 42
12 Articuno (Delta Goodrem - Sitting On Top Of The World: Barnacle) 42
13 Shoebill (Alisha's Attic - Indestructible: Diddy) 40
14 Eurasian Reed Warbler (Saint Etienne - Avenue: Suedey) 40
15 Crowned Crane (Lush - Single Girl: Beryl) 40
16 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil) 37
17 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch) 35
18 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie) 34
19 Superb Bird of Paradise (E-Type - I Just Wanna Be With You: OutSynk) 32
20 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe) 32
21 Chanel Chanellington (Mish Mash - Speechless: Win_the_game) 31
22 Alpine Chough (Leftfield feat. Roots Manuva - Dusted: dmlaw) 30
23 Flamingoes (David Bowie - Hello Spaceboy: Iguana) 28
24 Tweety Bird (Lili & Susie - Oh Mama: Suomi) 28
25 Alex, the African Grey Parrot (Bardot - I Need Somebody: Marilyn) 27
26 Rainbow Lorikeet (Kiki Dee - Star: Penelope) 26
27 Raven (Siouxsie and the Banshees - Face to Face: BoysForSeles) 22
28 Long Wattled Umbrellabird (Styx - Mr Roboto: Ill Advised) 18
29 A Vicious Gull (PJ Harvey - The Wind: jivafox) 18
30 Rufous-bellied Thrush (Ich + Ich - Vom Selben Stern: ZZ) 17
31 Dodo (Khaled - Didi: RaspberrySwirl) 16
32 Crane (David Sylvian & Ryuchi Sakamoto -Forbidden Colours: Lucille) 16
33 Loon (Lena Fiagbe - Gotta Get It Right: cwej) 16
34 The Why Bird (Monica Naranjo - Desatame: Ag) 15
35 Harpy (Missy Higgins - The Special Two: Phoenix) 12
36 Lilac Breasted Roller (Kym Mazelle - Was That All It Was: funky) 12
37 Cock-of-the-rock (M2M - Don't Say You Love Me: Rita) 11
38 Psyduck (Jain - Makeba: Rhythmbarbican) 9
39 Cool Crow (Tracey Ullman - Sunglasses: Gangsta Nancy Lam) 6
40 The Godpigeon (Kim Carnes - Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes): RJN) 1
41 Our United Kingdom (Royal British Legion - 2 Minutes Silence: Liz Truss) -97

 

[jivafox]

Did I mention that I'm deducting points from anyone who posts a Housewives emoji?

Like I’ve got points to lose!

 

[Lucille]

Did I mention that I'm deducting points from anyone who posts a Housewives emoji?

 

[ButterTart]

@RJN

20 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil)
16 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken)
14 Sweet Dee (Wes - Alane: ButterTart)
12 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
10 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin')
09 Horned Screamer (M-22 feat. Medina - First Time: Music)
08 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
07 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate)
06 Shoebill (Alisha's Attic - Indestructible: Diddy)
05 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe)
04 Northern Lapwing (Dubstar - Stars: Alex)
03 Harpy (Missy Higgins - The Special Two: Phoenix)
02 Flamin' Galah (Juliet Roberts - Caught in the Middle: Tisch)
01 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie)

12/40

GOD BLESS AMERICA