ASFM: dmlawdifestivalen: Forgotten Hits - THE RESULTS 08/05/2021 2pm

[Rita]

HEY JIZZ

 

[Lucille]

Bitch really styles out that dismount!

 

[Marilyn]

 

[dmlaw]

Monica came, but now she's slaughtered.

A bit like Rita, really.

 

[Kate]

Second half voters be like

 

[Diddy]

how many times will I get the “ooh some decent points” followed by a “oh cunt no points and everyone I just overtook got some”

 

[RJN]

This second half has killed me

Same for me but also the first half

 

[Tisch]

If Iguana gets pushed into a London wetland (?) and drowns, I think we know the top half of the person responsible.

The news was GENTLY broken to me when he was walking round the house listening to his shortlist and my song was cruelly SKIPPED and I had to hide how upset I was.

 

[dmlaw]

Has @Tisch repaid the generous points received from Iguana?

20 Articuno (Delta Goodrem - Sitting On Top Of The World: Barnacle)
16 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe)
14 The Godpigeon (Kim Carnes - Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes): RJN)
12 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken)
10 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
09 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate)
08 Flamingoes (David Bowie - Hello Spaceboy: Iguana)
07 Tweety Bird (Lili & Susie - Oh Mama: Suomi)
06 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin')
05 Rainbow Lorikeet (Kiki Dee - Star: Penelope)
04 Eurasian Reed Warbler (Saint Etienne - Avenue: Suedey)
03 Superb Bird of Paradise (E-Type - I Just Wanna Be With You: OutSynk)
02 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
01 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)

31/40

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I honestly thought this was the one I would win with. How wrong could I be

 

[Raining on Me]

I stuck with my Kala country and song from the first aborted round into whatever round we ended up actually getting in the end. Best not to make sense of it, other than ASFM's best ever song won right?

 

[Diddy]

I think I need to post more Shoebill gifs to secure the BEST BIRD ROSETTE

I’ll just TAKE IT ANYWAY it’s like 12 feet tal

 

[Generic Account]

Has @Tisch repaid the generous points received from Iguana?

20 Articuno (Delta Goodrem - Sitting On Top Of The World: Barnacle)
16 Jackie Bird (Billie Piper - Day and Night: ZenGiraffe)
14 The Godpigeon (Kim Carnes - Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes): RJN)
12 DANNIIGOOSE (Bis - Eurodisco: straightorbroken)
10 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
09 Penduline Tit (Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost): Kate)
08 Flamingoes (David Bowie - Hello Spaceboy: Iguana)
07 Tweety Bird (Lili & Susie - Oh Mama: Suomi)
06 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin')
05 Rainbow Lorikeet (Kiki Dee - Star: Penelope)
04 Eurasian Reed Warbler (Saint Etienne - Avenue: Suedey)
03 Superb Bird of Paradise (E-Type - I Just Wanna Be With You: OutSynk)
02 Jamaican Swallow Tailed Hummingbird (Desireless - Voyage Voyage: HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid)
01 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)

31/40

I COULD KISS YOU TISCH

 

[Kate]

omg @Tisch I take it all back <3

 

[OutSynk]

So the least forgotten hit is leading AND it’s a possible double winner? Sounds about right for this very unfortunate round.

 

[straightorbroken]

HEY JIZZ

Rita winning the gif game anyway. I'm hypnotized by the terror.

 

[RJN]

Thank you @Tisch! I don't even care if you're a murderer

 

[Lucille]

I just wanna beat MISERY FAGGINS, is that TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I’m getting more and more worried mine are the deciding votes

 

[RS]

 

[ButterTart]

08 Flamingoes (David Bowie - Hello Spaceboy: Iguana)

Well this is awkward.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Cheers @Tisch xx

 

[dmlaw]

I think I need to post more Shoebill gifs to secure the BEST BIRD ROSETTE

I’ll just TAKE IT ANYWAY it’s like 12 feet tal

Oh, god, am I expected to award a Best Bird Rosette? I thought this was going too well.

 

[Generic Account]

i've never had two twenties before!

 

[Rita]

I haven’t been on yet. You can expect EVERY BASIC BITCH IN THE GAME to get at least a small deposit of points.

 

[ButterTart]

I just wanna beat MISERY FAGGINS, is that TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?

MRS GOGGINS

 

[RS]

If I were @dmlaw I’d delete this thread.

 

[Marilyn]

Like, not only am I doing even worse than I thought, most of my faves are flopping as well

 

[RJN]

I haven’t been on yet. You can expect EVERY BASIC BITCH IN THE GAME to get at least a small deposit of points.

I'm counting on you!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[dmlaw]

So the least forgotten hit is leading AND it’s a possible double winner? Sounds about right for this very unfortunate round.

@Kate. He's gotten unbanned again. Fix it.

 

[Raining on Me]

I think that's me fucked then.

 

[Lucille]

If I were @dmlaw I’d delete this thread.

DELETE MOPSY MOPP ENTIRELY.

 

[Marilyn]

I haven’t been on yet. You can expect EVERY BASIC BITCH IN THE GAME to get at least a small deposit of points.

If the woman who once submitted a Scandal'Us album track to ASFM didn't give points to Bardot, I'll be, you guessed it, FUMMIN

 

[dmlaw]

@Beryl

20 Harpy (Missy Higgins - The Special Two: Phoenix)
16 Articuno (Delta Goodrem - Sitting On Top Of The World: Barnacle)
14 Sweet Dee (Wes - Alane: ButterTart)
12 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)
10 Loon (Lena Fiagbe - Gotta Get It Right: cwej)
09 Rufous-bellied Thrush (Ich + Ich - Vom Selben Stern: ZZ)
08 Cool Crow (Tracey Ullman - Sunglasses: Gangsta Nancy Lam)
07 Rainbow Lorikeet (Kiki Dee - Star: Penelope)
06 Shoebill (Alisha's Attic - Indestructible: Diddy)
05 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
04 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil)
03 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin')
02 Horned Screamer (M-22 feat. Medina - First Time: Music)
01 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie)

32/40

 

[Generic Account]

@Beryl

20 Harpy (Missy Higgins - The Special Two: Phoenix)
16 Articuno (Delta Goodrem - Sitting On Top Of The World: Barnacle)
14 Sweet Dee (Wes - Alane: ButterTart)
12 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)
10 Loon (Lena Fiagbe - Gotta Get It Right: cwej)
09 Rufous-bellied Thrush (Ich + Ich - Vom Selben Stern: ZZ)
08 Cool Crow (Tracey Ullman - Sunglasses: Gangsta Nancy Lam)
07 Rainbow Lorikeet (Kiki Dee - Star: Penelope)
06 Shoebill (Alisha's Attic - Indestructible: Diddy)
05 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
04 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil)
03 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin')
02 Horned Screamer (M-22 feat. Medina - First Time: Music)
01 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie)

32/40

OMG

 

[Kate]

ugh

 

[Lucille]

WHO’S THE ASS THAT RUNS THE COUNTRY?

 

[ButterTart]

@Beryl

20 Harpy (Missy Higgins - The Special Two: Phoenix)
16 Articuno (Delta Goodrem - Sitting On Top Of The World: Barnacle)
14 Sweet Dee (Wes - Alane: ButterTart)
12 Dracula Parrot (Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission: Raining On Me)
10 Loon (Lena Fiagbe - Gotta Get It Right: cwej)
09 Rufous-bellied Thrush (Ich + Ich - Vom Selben Stern: ZZ)
08 Cool Crow (Tracey Ullman - Sunglasses: Gangsta Nancy Lam)
07 Rainbow Lorikeet (Kiki Dee - Star: Penelope)
06 Shoebill (Alisha's Attic - Indestructible: Diddy)
05 Amazonian Royal Flycatcher (Sybil - When I'm Good and Ready: dUb)
04 Merganser (Real McCoy - One More Time: Devil)
03 Magnificent Frigatebird (Scarlet - Independent Love Song: Superstylin')
02 Horned Screamer (M-22 feat. Medina - First Time: Music)
01 Southern Rockhopper Penguin (Nine Inch Nails - Sin: Indie)

32/40

Now that's a bit more like it. ButterTart's living a Berylation.