Monday attempts to think of a non-Eurovision related thread title

[Soldi]

MORNING

I’m UP, done a workout, showered and now about to sit down to have breakfast and procrastinate all day

 

[dmlaw]

No. Non-Eurovision related thread titles are uncalled for.

 

[Lucille]

There’s always the HOUSEWIVES!

 

[dmlaw]

There’s always the HOUSEWIVES!

 

[Indie]

What the fuck is Eurovision?

 

[Indie]

someone please explain it to me in terms of beer or football

 

[AGinAg (37)]

someone please explain it to me in terms of beer or football

Euros, but with songs and gays in the audience.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The songs are on stage, the gays in the audience.

Sometimes the gays are on stage. So in that sense quite different to football, the last bastion of homophobia in Western Europe.

 

[dmlaw]

The songs are on stage, the gays in the audience.

Sometimes the gays are on stage. So in that sense quite different to football, the last bastion of homophobia in Western Europe.

In fairness, the gays are on stage quite a lot during the football as well. They just make very sure to never ever tell anybody.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In fairness, the gays are on stage quite a lot during the football as well. They just make very sure to never ever tell anybody.

What a lovely feature.

That said Eurovision is probably more racist. Yeah I said it.

 

[ButterTart]

someone please explain it to me in terms of beer or football

A short, localised tournament where the countries who are normally shit at football reveal they’re powerhouses at doing songs. Except England, who are shit at both and drag the rest of the UK down with them during Eurovision.

 

[Rachey]

Morning. I am currently officially unemployed. I haven't been unemployed for about 12 years.

 

[COB]

Good luck Rachey

 

[floppet]

Morning. I am currently officially unemployed. I haven't been unemployed for about 12 years.

You aren't unemployed. You're a director of a Limited Company.

 

[Star]

Morning. I am currently officially unemployed. I haven't been unemployed for about 12 years.

You aren't unemployed. You're a director of a Limited Company.

@ButterTart if she tries claiming benefits this is the truth. I know her sort

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart if she tries claiming benefits this is the truth. I know her sort

I’ve already drafted up a sanction letter just in case.

 

[dmlaw]

But will Rachey have a better chance of getting benefits if she brings a big bag of fudge to the meeting?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Does she pay tax on her OnlyFans?

 

[Soldi]

Fudge is the only currency on the Isle of Wight.

 

[Kate]

Afternoon huns

 

[Rachey]

@ButterTart if she tries claiming benefits this is the truth. I know her sort

I got told I could claim contribution based job seekers which was very tempting but seems like a lot of effort so I haven't bothered.

We've just employed our second member of staff. I feel so important.

 

[ButterTart]

But will Rachey have a better chance of getting benefits if she brings a big bag of fudge to the meeting?

It’s always worked for me, in fairness. One of my claimants went to the trouble of shoplifting a bottle of Famous Grouse as a Christmas present for me and I’ll not have a bad word said against him, or the seventeen disabled children he started claiming for three days later.