Saturday walks into a bar...

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I thought it would be a good idea to watch The Lake House

Mr Naif, I don’t have it! (The will to live)
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That’s my MOTHERLY DUTIES done for the day. Now time to crack open a bottle of red, and get some tunes blaring around the house as IT IS SATURDAY FFS!
 
Well I’ve just had breakfast, popped some washing in and picked up a few essentials :)
 
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urghhhhh all my tiredness hit me all at once. Maybe it’s a post dinner post work thing, but I woke up after 4 hours sleep last night and was scratching around for more bits of sleep until 8
 
Might attempt the SHOPS this afternoon if the weather holds off. Can't decide whether to go into TOWN TOWN and dodge all the disgusting families with kids or the smaller version of town and dodge all the aggressive drunks.
 
I do NEED to go into town. Don't want to. It's raining and I'm hungover.

My hangover is OK. I didn't finish off the second bottle, so that's something. Getting out of practice has some benefits.

I have discovered I have more money than I thought. I know I'm on a diet, but a trash takeaway sounds very appealing.
 
I remembered I still had an icecream in the freezer and it made me so happy that I laughed out loud at how stupid my reaction was
 
Have just driven HALF WAY ACROSS MANCHESTER* to get my covid jab only to find a sign on the door saying all appointments at that centre are cancelled. A text/email would have been nice!




[SUB]*A couple of miles[/SUB]
 
Went and spunked a load of money in decathlon and now I'm sat in some skintight neoprene trousers thinking I'd look good in some latex/leather.
 
London, Edinburgh, Leeds etc - Free Palestine demos
Glasgow - the fash are out with their fireworks because a football team won a thing. What an embarrassment.
 
Extremely disappointed with my poundshop trip this afternoon. They used to have the most weird and wonderful sweetie section, I'd come home with bags full, and now it's basically just Maoam chews, soft licorice and eighteen types of Werthers. Don't know whether it's a result of Brexit or Covid but I don't like it one bit. :(
 
Floppet said:
Extremely disappointed with my poundshop trip this afternoon. They used to have the most weird and wonderful sweetie section, I'd come home with bags full, and now it's basically just Maoam chews, soft licorice and eighteen types of Werthers. Don't know whether it's a result of Brexit or Covid but I don't like it one bit. :(
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Candy mice and fudge or it's not a Pick n Mix.
 
ButterTart said:
Normally I'd be against anyone sullying the crisp-as-arseholes freshness of a Blue WKD, but if it's with class-a's I'll allow it.
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Good thing about WKD is that it contains so much sugar you can put enough gear in it to knock a horse out and still cant taste anything but wkd
 
I think a part of me died inside that night. WHAT DID I BECOME??
 
ButterTart said:
Drunk and violent, I'd have thought.
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I was certainly very drunk. That was the night I snapped my heel in the drain and had to get Vera to come and pick me up. It was actually QUITE NICE. I am a lot of things but a DRINK SNOB is not one of them. Line up the blue WKD’s BT, babe.
 
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