Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[COB]

Oh what's this supposed to be?

 

[Beverley]

I don't know why this didn't do better. It's so catchy

 

[dmlaw]

Why do they do the talking bit in that accent and can they be stopped?

 

[COB]

He sings like "THE KOOKS"

 

[Soldi]

Oh not pandering to a LAYDEH in the audience for the “I’m only your friend” bit

 

[Beverley]

What is he doing with that accent

Dunno, but she can have a ride

 

[Suomi]

Omg that iconic lip syncing I’m Only a Friend girl in the audience probably got them 3 of their 7 televoting points

 

[Penelope]

My personal theory is the lyrics of this are from the perspective of the other side of Lena - Taken By A Stranger

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The multiple flag avatars are QUITE CONFUSING

 

[Iguana]

I despise his affected accent so much

Don't you have a GLASWEGIAN accent?

 

[Suomi]

Oh not pandering to a LAYDEH in the audience for the “I’m only your friend” bit

Omg that iconic lip syncing I’m Only a Friend girl in the audience probably got them 3 of their 7 televoting points

Two very different police statements

 

[Apoca]

I have not listened to this one since the finals 2 years ago and I haven't really missed it?

I mean, even Lena would cackle at the accent.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Don't you have a GLASWEGIAN accent?

1) not really
2) I don't have to put my accent on!

 

[COB]

I like the bits without vocals, to be fair!

 

[GNL]

Oh no not a word cloud.

 

[Soldi]

The multiple flag avatars are QUITE CONFUSING

I have changed mine so it’s not identical with COB’s

 

[RJN]

What accent is it? I can't tell at all

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic

 

[ZenGiraffe]

PISS BREAK!

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic

 

[Penelope]

OMG THE WINNERS ARE HERE!

 

[Suomi]

I think it’s very unprofessional to address the audience unless you’re going to shout JUST VOTE FOR ME

 

[dmlaw]

I have changed mine so it’s not identical with COB’s

You could always go with an Israeli flag. You know, for balance.

 

[Beverley]

What accent is it? I can't tell at all

It's meant to be via Londres

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic

 

[COB]

Are these two very saucy fruity girls?

 

[Soldi]

S!STERS

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic

 

[ZenGiraffe]

S!STERS

(They're not though)

 

[Beverley]

SISTERS!!!!

 

[D5K]

This opening run is a bit of a SLOG

 

[D5K]

PISS BREAK!

But I just went!

 

[Soldi]

(They're not though)

 

[dmlaw]

These two glove puppets can leave any time they feel like it, as well.

 

[GNL]

This is so DRAB.

 

[Penelope]

I have to say my current favoured interpretation of this is if it was sung by @VoR and @COB

 

[Beverley]

This opening run is a bit of a SLOG

I thought there were bits and PIECES to enjoy

 

[COB]

Oh no, they're arseholes

 

[Suomi]

@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid and I once sang this so loudly that it set off a car alarm, and we’re on the seventh floor

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Should have been disqualified for FALSE ADVERTISING