Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[win_the_game]

I’m not liking how Estonia have morphed into Denmark in recent years with this hetero MoR dribble.

 

[Penelope]

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino
15 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
75 Slovenia
100 Cyprus
80 Netherlands
44 Greece
90 Israel
97 Norway
50 United Kingdom
100 Iceland
40 Estonia

 

[Beverley]

What a half hearted last note

 

[Tisch]

I mean, it's plain as a bag of salt n shake without the salt but he nailed that money note I'll give him that.

And yeah, hot.

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino
50 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
14 Slovenia
75 Cyprus
87 The Netherlands
73 Greece
05 Israel
92 Norway
17 United Kingdom
84 Iceland
18 Estonia

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark
08 San Marino
08 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
07 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
10 The Netherlands
07 Greece
08 Israel
12455 Norway
-1 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
06 Estonia

 

[RJN]

Hard to say if I want to fuck him or if I find him annoying (but still want to fuck him)

 

[Beverley]

I’m not liking how Estonia have morphed into Denmark in recent years with this hetero MoR dribble.

Bring back le POOTSMAN

 

[GNL]

What is his hanky in hanky code?

Gives BDSM?

 

[Penelope]

OMG LOVE THIS UNDERSTUDY DUA LIPA NONSENSE

 

[ButterTart]

I’m not liking how Estonia have morphed into Denmark in recent years with this hetero MoR dribble.

They used up all of their reserves of gay on Verona in fairness.

 

[Apoca]

What is his hanky in hanky code?

I'm surprised it's not BEIGE.

 

[Soldi]

Gives BDSM?

Clearly not as vanilla as his song suggests!

 

[Beverley]

I have SO much time for this tuneless BANGER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino
32 North Macedonia
60 Sweden
57 Slovenia
88 Cyprus
75 Netherlands
76 Greece
58 Israel
100 Norway
02 UK
100 Iceland
48 Estonia

 

[win_the_game]

What is his hanky in hanky code?

Heavy S&M bottom

 

[COB]

What is this?!

 

[Penelope]

I presume the lyrics are all about Tamta.

 

[COB]

Stripping to my peephole bra to this of course

 

[Beverley]

I'm convinced she's just making up the noises coming out of her mouth

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I forgot about this.

 

[GNL]

The styling is so Cher Lloyd

 

[Soldi]

Oh god the ultimate run has begun, no FILLER from now on loves

 

[Tisch]

What is this?!

An entry that shouldn't have made the final!

 

[Penelope]

I presume the lyrics are all about Tamta.

Also love the backing vocal in the chorus which I'm still convinced now is singing AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

 

[Beverley]

Stripping to my peephole bra to this of course

 

[Madison]

So much more charismatic than Malta.

 

[ButterTart]

'Marginally talented' would be a generous assessment of this one and yet I can't help but love her.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Belarus got so close to having an amazing banger on their hands, but it just feels rushed and not quite there

 

[Penelope]

AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS!

 

[ButterTart]

The trend for this year really was chin-length boots, wasn't it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HE STINKS OF WEE

 

[Beverley]

OMG THE VOX JUST WENT OFF A SLOPE

 

[ButterTart]

Sounds like she says "he stinks of wee"

 

[D5K]

not a fan of those ad libs

 

[Penelope]

GASPING!

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino
15 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
75 Slovenia
100 Cyprus
80 Netherlands
44 Greece
90 Israel
97 Norway
50 United Kingdom
100 Iceland
40 Estonia
95 Belarus

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sounds like she says "he stinks of wee"

Oh!

 

[Madison]

30 Malta
55 Albania
66 Czech Republic
12 Germany
35 Russia
00 Denmark
01 San Marino
50 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
14 Slovenia
75 Cyprus
87 The Netherlands
73 Greece
05 Israel
92 Norway
17 United Kingdom
84 Iceland
18 Estonia
53 Belarus

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino
32 North Macedonia
60 Sweden
57 Slovenia
88 Cyprus
75 Netherlands
76 Greece
58 Israel
100 Norway
02 UK
100 Iceland
48 Estonia
60 Belarus

 

[Penelope]

Oh HOLY HEAVENS