Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[Beverley]

BAIT ME WITH SHIRTLESS DANCING INSTAS, BITCH

 

[COB]

Time for half of Moopy to wish they were watching in smellovision!

 

[Penelope]

The effect is obviously lost a bit once you realise Chingiz is 5'5"

 

[ButterTart]

OMG THE VOX JUST WENT OFF A SLOPE

I mean, they weren't exactly sure-footed to begin with.

 

[Tisch]

Lol at them giving Chingiz the wet white shirt ident

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DESTROY ME SIR

 

[ZenGiraffe]

YES PLEASE

 

[D5K]

It’s the Gladiators logo!

 

[GNL]

Alexander McQueen SAVAGE BEAUTY realness.

 

[Beverley]

The effect is obviously lost a bit once you realise Chingiz is 5'5"

And his insta is the most BORING THING EVER!

 

[COB]

The effect is obviously lost a bit once you realise Chingiz is 5'5"

I prefer that myself

 

[COB]

You know what they say about SMALL BOYS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I prefer that myself

@Dark Carnival

 

[Soldi]

 

[ButterTart]

There's just no need for anyone to look like that.

 

[Beverley]

You know what they say about SMALL BOYS

TINY ANUSES?

 

[Soldi]

Best Azerbaijani entry since 2018

 

[ButterTart]

You know what they say about SMALL BOYS

You're no longer allowed within 500 feet of them?

 

[Tisch]

Song is average but WHO'S LISTENING ANYWAYS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You know what they say about SMALL BOYS

"What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE."?

 

[win_the_game]

I just can’t with this gay-baiting muppet. He didn’t even get his tits out in the end.

 

[Penelope]

Best Azerbaijani entry since 2018

A truly BREATHTAKINGLY good Eurovision nation

 

[GNL]

The effect is obviously lost a bit once you realise Chingiz is 5'5"

Its fine, ill go fetch a step ladder so be can SPIT IN MY MOUTH.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You know what they say about SMALL BOYS

They like football, Minecraft and playing with themselves

 

[GNL]

Maybe that was too much.

 

[Beverley]

Mummy Bev: 'Why does he keep telling us to shut up? '

 

[Penelope]

Song is average but WHO'S LISTENING ANYWAYS

It was so good WE gave it points!

 

[COB]

Someone has pointed out the vague resemblance to Mac from Always Sunny in some shots, right?

 

[Soldi]

To think Azerbaijan would go for an on-screen effect that CHEAP!

 

[Beverley]

The ethnic wailing was obvs the best part of the perf

 

[ButterTart]

How did Azerbaijan go from this to the Casio preselect shitness of their last two efforts?

 

[Tisch]

Mummy Bev: 'Why does he keep telling us to shut up? '

Imagining him telling you to shut up as he slaps you about

 

[Soldi]

SHUT UP!

 

[RJN]

Someone has pointed out the vague resemblance to Mac from Always Sunny in some shots, right?

I don't really see it but Mac is beautiful

 

[Penelope]

GASPING!

65 Malta
77 Albania
22 Czech Republic
10 Germany
27 Russia
03 Denmark
88 San Marino
15 North Macedonia
70 Sweden
75 Slovenia
100 Cyprus
80 Netherlands
44 Greece
90 Israel
97 Norway
50 United Kingdom
100 Iceland
40 Estonia
95 Belarus
92 Azerbaijan

 

[Soldi]

08 Malta
07 Albania
06 Czech Republic
02 Germany
06 Russia
07 Denmark
08 San Marino
08 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
07 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
10 The Netherlands
07 Greece
08 Israel
12455 Norway
-1 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
06 Estonia
07 Belarus
09 Azerbaijan

 

[Apoca]

The ethnic wailing was obvs the best part of the perf

YES! Way to elevate an otherwise very straightforward song.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

65 Malta
77 Albania
48 Czech Republic
00 Germany
59 Russia
20 Denmark
78 San Marino
32 North Macedonia
60 Sweden
57 Slovenia
88 Cyprus
75 Netherlands
76 Greece
58 Israel
100 Norway
02 UK
100 Iceland
48 Estonia
60 Belarus
90 Azerbaijan

 

[Soldi]

Omg QUEEN BILAL

 

[ButterTart]

To think Azerbaijan would go for an on-screen effect that CHEAP!

I know, but on the bright side she definitely won't qualify.