Thursdays on fire off the shoulder of Orion

[ButterTart]

Morning!

 

[ButterTart]

Been up since half 5 because of this monstrous heat, compounded by the fact that my central heating keeps coming on despite every attempt I've made to shut it off altogether.

 

[big ron]

wank nights sleep. I’ve had better kips after double dropping.

 

[big ron]

I blame the horny fox in the garden

 

[COB]

Will Friday be lost like tears in rain?

 

[COB]

Good morning! My flat is starting to get filled up with boxes, not that I've started my packing properly yet. Really not looking forward to it

 

[jivafox]

Nothing worse than moving!

 

[ButterTart]

Will Friday be lost like tears in rain?

Friday will be glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate, as long as I get up early enough to start the thread.

 

[Diddy]

What the fuck is everyone talking about

 

[ButterTart]

What the fuck is everyone talking about

Just cool people things.

 

[Rachey]

I blame the horny fox in the garden

Foxes are ridiculously noisy aren't they! We have a few and they wake me most nights.

 

[octophone]

What the fuck is everyone talking about

ButterTart's been dreaming of electric sheep again.

 

[Iguana]

What the fuck is everyone talking about

 

[COB]

Time... to die

 

[Iguana]

Hello, does there ever come a point where you don't dread taking a lateral flow test? I'm doing them twice weekly and they're still horrid

 

[Dark Carnival]

Nothing worse than moving!

Literally the worst thing ever. Worse than wasps.

 

[Rachey]

Hello, does there ever come a point where you don't dread taking a lateral flow test? I'm doing them twice weekly and they're still horrid

I took my first one last week. It was an odd experience. I sneezed a lot.

 

[lolly]

OMG, it's cool enough for long sleeves

 

[Soldi]

The benefits of having a bedroom downstairs in a terraced house with one tiny window that gets next to no sunlight is that sleeping on hot nights are a BREEZE!

I could even sleep with the window shut last night

 

[Rachey]

Do people on ground floors sleep with windows open? My friends live in a bungalow and they never have theirs open.

Whereas we are in a top floor flat and leave every window open 24/7 in the summer.

 

[Soldi]

Do people on ground floors sleep with windows open? My friends live in a bungalow and they never have theirs open.

Whereas we are in a top floor flat and leave every window open 24/7 in the summer.

My window is one of those that only opens at the top so I can leave it open overnight without fear of being murdered if I wanted to.

 

[lolly]

Are you telling Soldi to be afraid he'll be murdered in his sleep?

 

[Rachey]

Are you telling Soldi to be afraid he'll be murdered in his sleep?

Well, I just want him to be prepared. Maybe sleep with a knife under his pillow or something...

 

[lolly]

Mind you, apparently crime on the IoW is 13% higher than the national average, so perhaps Rachey's friends are RIGHT to be paranoid about all their PRECIOUS TRINKETS being stolen!

LOCK UP YOUR LLADRÓ, LADIES!

 

[Soldi]

Well, I just want him to be prepared. Maybe sleep with a knife under his pillow or something...

It’s ok, I move into a third floor flat in a month. I’ll have my own balcony

 

[Soldi]

It’s ok, I move into a third floor flat in a month. I’ll have my own balcony

I’ll make sure to keep liking your Facebook pics so the fudge mafia don’t come after me

 

[lolly]

Foxes are ridiculously noisy aren't they! We have a few and they wake me most nights.

Shut your bloody windows then

 

[Lucille]

I’m off to the SEASIDE to eat oysters and get WANKERED on white wine.

 

[lolly]

I’m off to the SEA SIDE to eat oysters and get WANKERED on white wine.

Off to Teignmouth myself next week. CAN'T WAIT

 

[lolly]

I'm meeting a friend in Devon who lives on the coast now. She used to live in a squat in Angel back when we were in our early/mid twenties. I never REALLY did wild when I was younger, but my most debauched nights (and days) were all with her.

I messaged her a few weeks back about meeting up while I was down there. She agreed, but I have to go to hers as she's awaiting a HIP REPLACEMENT now and pretty much housebound.

How times change

 

[COB]

Well it PISSED it down here this morning and I got caught in it, but it's a lot nicer now

 

[Diddy]

I’m watching Meet Joe Black for the first time

what a weird fucking film. And why is it THREE HOURS LONG

 

[COB]

I was about to make a gorilla pun, but realised I was thinking of the film Mighty Joe Young which came out around the same time

 

[Diddy]

I was about to make a gorilla pun, but realised I was thinking of the film Mighty Joe Young which came out around the same time

well Brad Pitt just got his shirt off now so that’ll tide me over for a bit.

Well it would’ve, so we see the actress’s arse but not his? PATRIARCHY

 

[Diddy]

Ugh this dialogue!! She basically says “I loved making love with you because it’s like fucking a virgin” and he says thank you

I realise I’ve attempted to watch two films with Marcia Gay Hardon this week, and she was shit in both of them

 

[Diddy]

Brad Pitt isn’t really that good is he
He’s being a hot plank in this film, as he is in so many. He’s doing a Jamaican accent for reasons beyond me

 

[Lucille]

Forgot how long the train to Margate was, already on my third G&T and my friends asking if I have COKE. Didn’t realise it was gonna be THAT kind of afternoon.

 

[lolly]

Forgot how long the train to Margate was, already on my third G&T and my friends asking if I have COKE. Didn’t realise it was gonna be THAT kind of afternoon.

I fully imagine you had NO IDEA it would turn out like this!

 

[Mats]

Hello, does there ever come a point where you don't dread taking a lateral flow test? I'm doing them twice weekly and they're still horrid

the nose one? two or three times a week and I barely sense them. like throwing a broom in a sports hall as we say here about people who are not particularly... tight

 

[lolly]

QUEEN!



How can something feel like both yesterday and a lifetime ago simultaneously?