Sunday is coming home

[Soldi]

Morning!

I’m in bed moderately hungover but hope it shifts so I can have a few drinks during the match later

 

[Tisch]

England doesn't have the best track record against Croatia does it? Hopefully they're not still out for revenge after Albina was cruelly snubbed in Eurovision. I WOULD BE! (AND I AM)

Today I will be fence painting so likely won't be glued to it. So glad I don't have to watch and take notes for the office tomorrow (exaggerating but the fotbol can feel a bit like that sometimes)

 

[Tisch]

"that Kane eh? Did you see when he made that goal?"

 

[Soldi]

I remember I’d really started getting into it in 2018, then came the semi final

From my LIMITED FOTBOL KNOWLEDGE, it’s the only game I think we could lose in the group stage.

 

[Tisch]

2018 at London Pride when England beat Sweden (?) and the weather was absolutely da bomb was hands down one of the most euphoric days of my life.

It genuinely did feel like it was coming home that day.

 

[ButterTart]

"that Kane eh? Did you see when he made that goal?"

Kane is really excellent at goaling. I think he's even better than Shawn Michaels Owen and Chess Fabricgast in that regard.

Bet you're astonished I can talk with such accuracy about the footingballs.

 

[Lucille]

I watched the 6-1 Panama game in BENIDORM!

 

[Soldi]

Yeah I have very fond memories of 2018. I didn’t pay attention until we won the Colombia game, and I think it was at that point everyone became HOOKED. It fell right in the middle of that heatwave too.

 

[Tisch]

Kane is really excellent at goaling. I think he's even better than Shawn Michaels Owen and Chess Fabricgast in that regard.

Bet you're astonished I can talk with such accuracy about the footingballs.

Yeah m8 that Beckingham did well good in the sing off. What a ledge.

 

[big ron]

Couldnt find a local showing it outside so setting my tv up in the garden

 

[Soldi]

Couldnt find a local showing it outside so setting my tv up in the garden

Can I come

 

[Tisch]

I've just put on an old pair of shorts (they're my dirty "decorating" shorts) and they're incredibly TIGHT. It's not even the waistline (well, it is a bit) but rather the THIGHS.

 

[AlgoAlex]

England doesn't have the best track record against Croatia does it? Hopefully they're not still out for revenge after Albina was cruelly snubbed in Eurovision. I WOULD BE! (AND I AM)

Today I will be fence painting so likely won't be glued to it. So glad I don't have to watch and take notes for the office tomorrow (exaggerating but the fotbol can feel a bit like that sometimes)

The best thing about working from home is not having to hear FOOTBALL CHAT

 

[AlgoAlex]

I've just put on an old pair of shorts (they're my dirty "decorating" shorts) and they're incredibly TIGHT. It's not even the waistline (well, it is a bit) but rather the THIGHS.

Let moopy judge

 

[Lucille]

I’m meeting the GIRLS for DRINKIE POOS this afternoon but we want to leer at DRUNK STRAIGHTS so still hitting the pub.

 

[ButterTart]

Yeah m8 that Beckingham did well good in the sing off. What a ledge.

Just hope Alan Shergar and Freddie Prinze Lampard Jr can remember the choreography today They looked a bit dodgy in rehearsals.

 

[straightorbroken]

Saw an anti vaccine sign hanging off a bridge driving into Edinburgh. That's the first I've came across anything like that. If I knew how to get up there I'd take it down myself.

Morn' peeps.

 

[ButterTart]

Saw an anti vaccine sign hanging off a bridge driving into Edinburgh. That's the first I've came across anything like that. If I knew how to get up there I'd take it down myself.

Morn' peeps.

It's comforting to know that the rich reservoir of stupid in this country isn't exclusively confined to England.

 

[big ron]

Can I come

Of course. Bring ket.

 

[Tisch]

Let moopy judge

Sure, just taken this

Spoiler

 

[straightorbroken]

It's comforting to know that the rich reservoir of stupid in this country isn't exclusively confined to England.

It also had an English flag on it.

 

[Diddy]

I’ve been Marie Kondo-ing the shit out of my apartment. Clothes will have to wait for another day but I did get rid of some old TAT

 

[ButterTart]

Of course. Bring ket.

Can I come? I can't lay hands to Ket but I've got some of the dog's worming tablets and a bottle of Buckfast.

 

[Lucille]

Can I come? I can't lay hands to Ket but I've got some of the dog's worming tablets and a bottle of Buckfast.

I imagine taken in combination it would have largely the SAME EFFECT.

 

[Soldi]

Sure, just taken this

Spoiler

I never knew you lived in a velodrome!

 

[ButterTart]

I imagine taken in combination it would have largely the SAME EFFECT.

Can confirm, as long as the end goal of doing ket is to cry at regular intervals and piss the bed.

 

[Lucille]

Can confirm, as long as the end goal of doing ket is to cry at regular intervals and piss the bed.

PRETTY MUCH.

 

[big ron]

Can confirm, as long as the end goal of doing ket is to cry at regular intervals and piss the bed.

Didn't realise you were round here Friday?

 

[straightorbroken]

Today is just gorgeous. Hope everyone gets to enjoy it x

 

[octophone]

Up. Fucked.

 

[GNL]

I'm rooting for everyone who isn't England to win the Euros.

Like moopy does with Eurovision

 

[Suomi]

yesterday I was at a birthday party and two people said they would sing ironic by Alanis morrisette with me when the birthday cake came in, only when it happened they abandoned me so I was on my own singing “an old man, turned 98” and i got to “it’s a death row pardon, two minutes too late” before anyone stopped me

 

[GNL]

yesterday I was at a birthday party and two people said they would sing ironic by Alanis morrisette with me when the birthday cake came in, only when it happened they abandoned me so I was on my own singing “an old man, turned 98” and i got to “it’s a death row pardon, two minutes too late” before anyone stopped me

This is so rude. They should have let you finish your set.

 

[Rita]

I feel TERRIBLE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just discovered my payments are being cut by half from this month, because of an overpayment from SEVEN YEARS AGO. I've had to drop half my subscriptions. No cunt is touching my Spotify or Gym memberships however.

And I'm slightly hungover.

HAPPY SUNDAY!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm consoling myself by eating left over party food.

 

[Iguana]

yesterday I was at a birthday party and two people said they would sing ironic by Alanis morrisette with me when the birthday cake came in, only when it happened they abandoned me so I was on my own singing “an old man, turned 98” and i got to “it’s a death row pardon, two minutes too late” before anyone stopped me

Literally no-one could stop me singing an Alanis song if I was in full flow These people are not friends.

 

[ButterTart]

Didn't realise you were round here Friday?

I did say hello but you were busy weeping in a puddle of piss.

 

[big ron]

I did say hello but you were busy weeping in a puddle of piss.

Yeah was a fairly chilled one this week.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm sitting safely behind a barrier off the motorway as my car had copious amounts of smoke coming from the back (when listening to early 90s rave it momentarily merely fit the theme). I thought it was going to explode as I scrambled to get my phone. Oh here they are