A Song For SuomiFrid: Semi-Final One Tuesday 15th June @7:30pm

[Penelope]

(also @ZenGiraffe STILL A SMOKER?)

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I bet she’s ALWAYS got an excuse for why she hasn’t delivered her projects

 

[Penelope]

CREDITS!

 

[COB]

It wouldn't be ASFM without CREDITS PLEASE.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

(also @ZenGiraffe STILL A SMOKER?)

(Never smoked in my life but why let the truth get in the way of a good burn)

 

[Generic Account]

I like that the video is similar to one of those dodgy austrian-russian porn videos though

 

[ButterTart]

The Shires!

 

[Suomi]

5. Gerry and Kate McCann

The Shires - Guilty

 

[RS]

It’s a shame that lamp didn’t land on her head.

 

[GNL]

I think I've seen her perform* in Picadilly Gardens

* lying in her own sick.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[COB]

(Never smoked in my life but why let the truth get in the way of a good burn)

A FAG BURN *klunk*

 

[Penelope]

(Never smoked in my life but why let the truth get in the way of a good burn)

@COB get this foetus on the crack pipe for a bit please before he CONTINUES TO EMBARRASS HIMSELF

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This one reminds me of Sarah from Ireland.

 

[win_the_game]

How on earth does that have 9.5 million views?

 

[ButterTart]

I believe this is @dmlaw

 

[Tisch]

I feel like I'll see her on the side of a fag packet in a few years days time...

There's a sense of smack addict about her.

Brave to assume she isn't there NOW

Leave her alone, she's OVERWHELMED!

 

[dmlaw]

The Shires. I bet the people who accused Barnacle of having submitted hanky man are embarrassed now.

I expect to give this many points.

 

[Penelope]

Far too cheery. Feel like this is about to turn into a Danish national final entry / song about God ANY SECOND NOW

 

[COB]

I've heard this! On Radio 2 I think

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Feeling a little Out of Synk, but what a LOAD OF SHIT so far!

 

[Superstylin']

The villain really does not match the song

 

[Generic Account]

this one sounds like one everyone else will hate that comes last but that I'll end up giving my 20 too and maybe dmlaw will too.

 

[Pingu]

OK so we don’t still think that Song 2 was @Barnacle now that we’ve seen this do we…?

 

[RS]

What a bunch of cunts.

 

[ButterTart]

The villain really does not match the song

Gerry and Kate don't match a song called 'Guilty'?

 

[win_the_game]

We were promised 5 potential winners in this semi. We are yet to hear them.

 

[Generic Account]

JAM

 

[GNL]

Is this a Jane Krakowski character?

 

[ButterTart]

this one sounds like one everyone else will hate that comes last but that I'll end up giving my 20 too and maybe dmlaw will too.

I'm planning to shower this in riches, don't worry.

 

[Tisch]

Well, I LOVE IT. Come on guys it's SUMMER after all

 

[Generic Account]

JAM

or is it BOP

 

[RS]

Who even listens to this shit?!

 

[Suomi]

6. Dr Claw

CSS - Alala

 

[Generic Account]

also the guy singer is hot

 

[Penelope]

FFS!

 

[Superstylin']

Gerry and Kate don't match a song called 'Guilty'?

Duh!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

or is it BOP

NEITHER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well, I LOVE IT. Come on guys it's SUMMER after all

Princess Diana died in the summer. Have some respect.

 

[GNL]

Gerry and Kate don't match a song called 'Guilty'?

If it's a crime to have a good time... where's Maddie?