Friday goes to Chesham

Also I'm physically unable to have more than 100ml of alcohol WITHOUT buying a pack of fags at the moment.
 
I arrived at work absolutely drenched. I have never spent so long wrapped around a hand dryer!
 
I don’t know about wrestler so @ButterTart please do me and also think of a name for me

I looked at a list of WWE champs on wikipedia and the best I could do was Sycho Didd
 
I have just learnt the word petrichor is a new(ish) word, coined in the 60s
 
Shitting it down here right now.

I'm going to watch England v Scotland in an American bar which I'm hoping will be NEUTRAL TERRITORY. Now to find the most rain safe way of getting there (without shelling out for an Uber because I am tight)
 
Shitting it down here right now.

I'm going to watch England v Scotland in an American bar which I'm hoping will be NEUTRAL TERRITORY. Now to find the most rain safe way of getting there (without shelling out for an Uber because I am tight)

what’s the American bar like?
 
My mate has asked me to bring FOOD, DRINK and TOBACCO over.

I know you're disabled babe, but you've got NEW WHEELS and I've got a new haircut to preserve!
 
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Eye test done, all fine no changes. Same slightly high pressure as last time (14 years ago) but no different and retina scan came out perfect so not a worry and no referral needed this time.

Nice to have some reassurance! Specsavers were very good. (And obligatory "much easier than driving to Barnard Castle" comment)
 
I think I may be losing it. I just spent about 5 minutes trying to remember how to use the oven we've had for 4 years.
 
I'm on a bus. Two seats in front of me there's a young woman looking at porn on Twitter. There's an old lady in front of me looking at Tik Tok.
 
Someone I know tangentially through work asked me if I have a relationship with my father? I don’t think he knows I’m gay, but I don’t know why else he’d ask that. Either way it seems really weird and off
 
Someone I know tangentially through work asked me if I have a relationship with my father? I don’t think he knows I’m gay, but I don’t know why else he’d ask that. Either way it seems really weird and off
Do you scream DADDY ISSUES?

I'm on a bus. Two seats in front of me there's a young woman looking at porn on Twitter. There's an old lady in front of me looking at Tik Tok.
I once saw a man watching porn on the library computers when I was 14 and doing work experience. I was looking over his shoulder for ages before I tattled. I was frozen at how someone could be so brazen about it :D
 
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All I've had so far are the remnants of the Kiddush wine from Passover which is basically grape juice so I'm probably high on sugar like a five year old more than anything :sugar:
 
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All I've had so far are the remnants of the Kiddush wine from Passover which is basically grape juice so I'm probably high on sugar like a five year old more than anything :hostage:

everyone acts like they’re too good for Manischewitz (or whatever equivalent you have) but it’s delicious
 
everyone acts like they’re too good for Manischewitz (or whatever equivalent you have) but it’s delicious
Ours is Kedem but it does say it's American on it so perhaps you know it? Anyhoo, I don't like it at all but the drizzle in the bottle was sitting there annoying me so I took one for the team.
 
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Ours is Kedem but it does say it's American on it so perhaps you know it? Anyhoo, I don't like it at all but the drizzle in the bottle was sitting there annoying me so I took one for the team.
It’s basically the same thing... so maybe it’s just me who likes it
 
Someone I know tangentially through work asked me if I have a relationship with my father? I don’t think he knows I’m gay, but I don’t know why else he’d ask that. Either way it seems really weird and off

Is it Father's Day in the US on Sunday? They were maybe going to follow up with a "what have you got him for Father's Day?" question.
 
Is it Father's Day in the US on Sunday? They were maybe going to follow up with a "what have you got him for Father's Day?" question.

it is but the context was that I had mentioned I was going on a family vacation. I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt though, since he’s mostly a really nice guy
 

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