RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

People in all forms of transport moaning about "cyclists" or "drivers" or "pedestrians" as if they're a homogenous breed, not realising its the twat controlling them that's the problem.

See also: local newspapers leading with "cyclist mugs woman" or somesuch to deliberately stoke the above.
 
Indie said:
People in all forms of transport moaning about "cyclists" or "drivers" or "pedestrians" as if they're a homogenous breed, not realising its the twat controlling them that's the problem.

See also: local newspapers leading with "cyclist mugs woman" or somesuch to deliberately stoke the above.
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OK the cyclists that cycle near me, not you Indie
 
That wasn't a moan about your post, it's an observation I've had for a long time. (See also: the thread where I moan about everything, if you can find it)

A lot of people on cycles are cunts. But a lot of people are cunts.
 
People who are DETERMINED to get on the train before anyone else, including but not limited to boarding before other passengers are still getting off.

and then SOME of them aren’t even rushing for a seat, they just want to stand somewhere obstructive near the entrance
 
Diddy said:
People who are DETERMINED to get on the train before anyone else, including but not limited to boarding before other passengers are still getting off.

and then SOME of them aren’t even rushing for a seat, they just want to stand somewhere obstructive near the entrance
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Literally the worst and should be shot on the spot.
 
Thin and Crispy pizza bases, because I don’t think they’ve ever been crispy.

as soon as there any toppings with any moisture or oil it become irretrievably FLACCID and all the toppings slither off the end. Disappointing
 
I’m on a roll!

the way current singers enunciate so fucking weirdly, sort of cat howling

like “heart” will be “hoyaaet”

exhibit a: don’t worry you only need the first 25 seconds

 
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Diddy said:
I’m on a roll!

the way current singers enunciate so fucking weirdly, sort of cat howling

like “heart” will be “hoyaaet”

exhibit a: don’t worry you only need the first 25 seconds

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This is perfectly clear. She doesn't know who she LAUUURDDDDSSS. :(

Also, what is rolled ice cream please?
 
Diddy said:
I’m on a roll!

the way current singers enunciate so fucking weirdly, sort of cat howling

like “heart” will be “hoyaaet”
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There are some very disturbing TikToks out there taking the piss out of ‘cursive singing’:

 
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I got an OOPS error for that video
@Tisch it’s when they chuck some milk and bits of chocolate or other ingredients on a sort of cold plate, which starts to freeze it, so they chop everything up and smoosh it around, then chop it some more and smoosh it again, eventually scraping it off like old wallpaper into little rolls.

then dumping a lot of cream and shit on top because every dessert these days needs at least 8 toppings

Here’s a particularly artless and unsumptuous example (this channel has nearly 11M subscribers…)

 
Diddy said:
I got an OOPS error for that video
@Tisch it’s when they chuck some milk and bits of chocolate or other ingredients on a sort of cold plate, which starts to freeze it, so they chop everything up and smoosh it around, then chop it some more and smoosh it again, eventually scraping it off like old wallpaper into little rolls.

then dumping a lot of cream and shit on top because every dessert these days needs at least 8 toppings

Here’s a particularly artless and unsumptuous example (this channel has nearly 11M subscribers…)

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Oh! I love watching that be made but don't think I've ever had one. And don't think I will now after that Diddy non-endorsment!
 
Tisch said:
Oh! I love watching that be made but don't think I've ever had one. And don't think I will now after that Diddy non-endorsment!
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does that look appetising? Reminds me of scraping the burnt fat off a hot plate at a burger van :D

I understand why there are such long lines outside though, it takes ages to just make ONE!
 
Going to the supermarket to buy a lemon, and having to buy a net of FIVE :evil:
 
Having to go to several supermarkets for this very reason:

lolly said:
Going to the supermarket to buy a lemon, and having to buy a net of FIVE :evil:
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In my favourite supermarket I can actually buy just one lemon, but I have to buy quite a few heads of garlic (same with onions and more) that will go off before I use them.
 
This has reminded me I've got a couple of left over lemons sitting in my fruit bowl.

Lemon and garlic pasta for dinner tonight then.
 
I'm not sure there is a sadder sight that a mouldy old shrivelled lemon.

Possibly an expired condom.
 
I haven’t been buying lemons for a while now because the two big supermarkets that I go to nowadays always have 3 limes for 20 SEK, which is kind of a bargain (I think).
 
But going back to things I hate and on the theme of vegetables; I have no idea why, but the price of cucumbers always gives me a bit of a shock. I have no problem spending thousands on other stuff, but somehow I find 20-30SEK (thats about £2-2.5) for one fucking cucumber a total rip off.
 
RaspberrySwirl said:
But going back to things I hate and on the theme of vegetables; I have no idea why, but the price of cucumbers always gives me a bit of a shock. I have no problem spending thousands on other stuff, but somehow I find 20-30SEK (thats about £2-2.5) for one fucking cucumber a total rip off.
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Because that is a total rip-off for a cucumber!

Ugh I forgot how expensive Scandinavian countries are..
 
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I rarely buy cucumber as it gives me indigestion. But aren't they about 70p for a whole one here?
 
lolly said:
I rarely buy cucumber as it gives me indigestion. But aren't they about 70p for a whole one here?
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40p if you go to Lidl - not that I ever shop there (*clutches pearl necklace whilst doing the weekly walk of shame from Waitrose to Lidl and hurriedly shoving Lidl weekly shop into Waitrose bags for life after having picked up 99p Essential Waitrose hand wash just to feel better about myself*)
 
Suedey said:
Hun @RaspberrySwirl do you not have international food markets run by FORINNNNEERRS??? Usually fruit & veg is cheaper THURRR.
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Of course we do, but they’re usually far out in the messy suburbs where a lady like me would never go.

(also I don’t think they’re much cheaper)
 
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