Thursday offers you a free portrait of the Queen

[jyxz]

 

[Tisch]

But where would I put my lovely Daily Mail Diana and Charles tea set?

 

[Generic Account]

Morning morning

Happy bday handsome French hobbit @Dark Carnival xox

 

[ZenGiraffe]

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I'd get one and put it eye level across from the toilet, so her Maj could stare at you whilst you shit.

 

[octophone]

I've got several portraits of the Queen. On coins. I can just look at one of those if I feel the need.

 

[octophone]

Also: has everyone with the surname Morrissey gone to the political right? Has anyone checked in with Neil?

 

[Rita]

Good Morning Moopy. School Summer holidays start today, although the boy isn’t going in as it is a half day and they do bugger all anyway.

 

[Generic Account]

Good Morning Moopy. School Summer holidays start today, although the boy isn’t going in as it is a half day and they do bugger all anyway.

I finished yesterday and I'm so bored ALREADY

 

[Rita]

I have dropped my phone AGAIN and have a nice big crack down the middle of the screen. Every time I get a new phone I am lucky if it goes 2 months without damaging the bloody thing.

#klutz

 

[Diddy]

I have dropped my phone AGAIN and have a nice big crack down the middle of the screen. Every time I get a new phone I am lucky if it goes 2 months without damaging the bloody thing.

I know how annoying it is to say stuff like this after something happened, but don’t you use some sort of case for it?

 

[Rita]

I finished yesterday and I'm so bored ALREADY

I have got to think of lots of FUN THINGS to do over the next 6 weeks.

 

[Soldi]

Happy birthday mademoiselle @Dark Carnival!

I have left you nudes in the birthday forum x

 

[Rita]

I know how annoying it is to say stuff like this after something happened, but don’t you use some sort of case for it?

Yes, I always have a case but still manage to somehow drop it on the screen and smash the bloody thing. Maybe I need some sort of heavy duty case like the people who work on building sites use.

 

[Generic Account]

I have got to think of lots of FUN THINGS to do over the next 6 weeks.

what age is he again?

 

[Rita]

I have got to think of lots of FUN THINGS to do over the next 6 weeks.

Of course all he wants to do is sit on his console for the whole time.

 

[Generic Account]

I wish someone would plan fun things for ME over the summer holidays.

Aside from teaching at DRAMA camp.

I'm usually away teaching somewhere fun during the summer. Ugh covid.

 

[Rita]

what age is he again?

14, so he is mostly self sufficient but if left to his own devices he would not leave his room for the whole 6 weeks other than to go to football training or see his mates.

 

[Diddy]

Yes, I always have a case but still manage to somehow drop it on the screen and smash the bloody thing. Maybe I need some sort of heavy duty case like the people who work on building sites use.

i think as long as it has some sort of ridge around it, I like to get a flexible case, which I haven’t been able to do since I got my new phone so I’m terrified it’s going to explode especially as it seems to LOVE falling off any surface I leave it on

 

[Rita]

i think as long as it has some sort of ridge around it, I like to get a flexible case, which I haven’t been able to do since I got my new phone so I’m terrified it’s going to explode especially as it seems to LOVE falling off any surface I leave it on

I know, right? I actually feel the more I try and be careful with the damn thing the more susceptible it is for something to happen to it.

 

[Diddy]

I know, right? I actually feel the more I try and be careful with the damn thing the more susceptible it is for something to happen to it.

i always get this weird compulsion to clutch it when I go over a bridge or something, as if I’m likely to just lob it off the edge

 

[ButterTart]

Also: has everyone with the surname Morrissey gone to the political right? Has anyone checked in with Neil?

He did have it up Amanda Holden, who recently went full Brexit during Eurovision.

 

[ButterTart]

i always get this weird compulsion to clutch it when I go over a bridge or something, as if I’m likely to just lob it off the edge

Holy shit this is me. I start thinking ‘what if I just threw it now?’ and then it becomes a thing in my head.

 

[Diddy]

Holy shit this is me. I start thinking ‘what if I just threw it now?’ and then it becomes a thing in my head.

Yes! Like the act of keeping it safe makes it more likely I’ll have some muscle spasm and CHUCK it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have a similar thing on bridges, but the much more sinister "What would happen if I just pushed this lovely old lady over the bridge".

I have yet to do, but the thought crosses my mind constantly,

 

[Soldi]

Well I’m avoiding @ZenGiraffe at the dreaded moopmeet

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well I’m avoiding @ZenGiraffe at the dreaded moopmeet

Don't worry, you're safe. There is nothing LOVELY about you.

 

[Soldi]

CUNT!

 

[lolly]

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And there was me thinking every home, company and institution that would like a portrait of her majesty could just, you know, have one if they would like it.

How surprising they are using a portrait of her from the 1950s as well.

 

[ButterTart]

I have a similar thing on bridges, but the much more sinister "What would happen if I just pushed this lovely old lady over the bridge".

I have yet to do, but the thought crosses my mind constantly,

This as well! I couldn’t go up a big tower in Frankfurt because I knew I’d spend the entire time thinking ‘what if I just jumped?’.
This seems to be a common thing, too. One of my friends has the same thing about towers as me, another has the urge to tread on the back of people’s feet if they’re walking in front of him.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This as well! I couldn’t go up a big tower in Frankfurt because I knew I’d spend the entire time thinking ‘what if I just jumped?’.
This seems to be a common thing, too. One of my friends has the same thing about towers as me, another has the urge to tread on the back of people’s feet if they’re walking in front of him.

I believe it is called "The Call of the Void" and is a recognised phenomenon.

 

[Diddy]

I guess they’ll never be able to shift those portraits after she carks it. Is this a tax dodge?

 

[octophone]

I believe it is called "The Call of the Void" and is a recognised phenomenon.

...as immortalised in one of the greatest records ever made.

 

[octophone]

CUNT!

Oh, is there a Secret Word game on?

 

[Tisch]

Me too (@ the above).

Often when I'm driving, especially on motorways I look at the steering wheel and think how easy it would be to just yank it down into oncoming traffic. I don't WANT TO do it, but the relative ease it would be to do is freaky (freaky freaky!)

 

[Kate]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Dark Carnival

I have bought you a restraining order on @Soldi x

 

[Rita]

CUNT!

What absolutely VULGAR language.

 

[Kate]

I have the throwing-myself-off-things thoughts as well of course. Thoughts of doing it to other people seems slightly psychopathic though

 

[Rita]

I thought of doing it to Rachey when I read her thoughts on labradors.

 

[jivafox]

It’s not exactly an urge but I always imagine what it would feel like walking into traffic whenever I’m next to a busy road. For some reason it’s the impact on my teeth I can imagine the clearest.

Anyway good morning.

 

[big ron]

14, so he is mostly self sufficient but if left to his own devices he would not leave his room for the whole 6 weeks other than to go to football training or see his mates.

Isn't that what the summer holidays are for? (That and wanking loads)