I could drink a case of Friday

[Tisch]

Morning girls, my old Boss is taking me to lunch today to celebrate my REDUNDANCY.

Not sure if this is WEIRD or CUTE

 

[Lucille]

Happy for your wedding boys

Everyone else is still waiting for the invite RIGHT?

I’ve been hired to RUN THE BAR.

 

[Lucille]

Not sure if this is WEIRD or CUTE

My boss definitely fancies me so it’s going to be weird, but the cheque hasn’t cleared yet so I gotta go.

 

[Kate]

And still be on my feet

I started the daily thread because I wanted to show y'all some FAMILIAR faces in today's Evening Standard

Can I get an... "OH"

The cap on wedding numbers is lifted - prepare to celebrate in style

With restrictions easing, the summer wedding season can now begin, but be sure to follow the latest guidelines when you raise a toast with friends and family

www.standard.co.uk

“OH”

Are you in the print edition as well?

 

[Tisch]

“OH”

Are you in the print edition as well?

We assume so but have literally no way of getting one Not sure the Standard comes all the way out to ZONE 4

 

[dmlaw]

Happy for your wedding boys

Everyone else is still waiting for the invite RIGHT?

Iguana going through the wedding list and removing the people who called him a Tory:-

 

[Lucille]

We assume so but have literally no way of getting one Not sure the Standard comes all the way out to ZONE 4

I’ll see if I can pick one up as I MINCE AROUND Zone 2 today.

 

[octophone]

That's just too cute.

Surely the first dance should be "If That Were Me"?

 

[Tisch]

That's just too cute.

Surely the first dance should be "If That Were Me"?

OMG that could work

 

[Soldi]

OMG that could work

Don’t tell Peekaboo!

 

[Kate]

@Tisch talking about “twisted quotes” on Facebook, trying to get out of inviting us all after all

 

[GNL]

@Tisch talking about “twisted quotes” on Facebook, trying to get out of inviting us all after all

Its gonna be real awkward when they reveal the "new friends they made over lockdown" are in fact the RATS.

 

[AlgoAlex]

@Tisch talking about “twisted quotes” on Facebook, trying to get out of inviting us all after all

So many snakes

 

[jivafox]

I would ruin the wedding anyway so it’s fine xx

 

[AlgoAlex]

I would ruin the wedding anyway so it’s fine xx

I was hoping you’d give a speech

 

[Kate]

Its gonna be real awkward when they reveal the "new friends they made over lockdown" are in fact the RATS.

@Iguana walking down the aisle

 

[Lucille]

Please invite me to the wedding guys

 

[Diddy]

@Iguana walking down the aisle

now now Kate, you know that’s misleading.
Look at that lush grass! It can’t be him!

 

[big ron]

I hate to get WRECKED on a lunch time as it really ruins the rest of your day but feel I need to drink my MONEY’S WORTH.

Day drinking is great, in bed by 12.

 

[lolly]

I'm going to a Nando's for lunch. I feel disgusted with myself.

 

[Lucille]

You still won’t feel as CHEAP as I’m going to at lunch.

 

[lolly]

You still won’t feel as CHEAP as I’m going to at lunch.

No, but I can TRY

 

[Rita]

What is all this CHEAP CHAT? Roll out the lambrini girls and be DONE WITH IT!

 

[big ron]

I'm going to a Nando's for lunch. I feel disgusted with myself.

We ordered a deliveroo nandos the other night and it was really nice, like the good old days.

 

[Rita]

And still be on my feet

I started the daily thread because I wanted to show y'all some FAMILIAR faces in today's Evening Standard

Can I get an... "OH"

The cap on wedding numbers is lifted - prepare to celebrate in style

With restrictions easing, the summer wedding season can now begin, but be sure to follow the latest guidelines when you raise a toast with friends and family

www.standard.co.uk

Absolutely FABULOUS. I wish you both all the love and luck in the World.xxx

 

[Lucille]

I’ve just checked the restaurants menu out and they have vitello tonnato on today which I’ve never heard of and sounds absolutely VILE.

 

[Tisch]

I’ve just checked the restaurants menu out and they have vitello tonnato on today which I’ve never heard of and sounds absolutely VILE.

Otherwise known as TUNNIED VEAL

 

[Kate]

Looks straight out of a 70s cookbook!

 

[Lucille]

I might order one for the table to be PASSIVE AGRESSIVE.

 

[COB]

Just handed the keys to my flat to the letting agent, for I am having to r*nt it o*t now I'm shacked up with giraffid. What a class traitor, I know

 

[lolly]

Tunnied veal ISN'T a Zu-Klara creation?

 

[jivafox]

Me killing COB The Landlord during the class war

 

[COB]

You're thinking of gunnied veal I think

 

[COB]

Me killing COB The Landlord during the class war

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I deserve nothing less!

 

[Kate]

Make sure to check whether the veal is ethical.

UNLIKE EVIL LANDLORD COB THAT IS.

 

[jivafox]

How is there an ethical way to eat a baby cow?

 

[Soldi]

How is there an ethical way to eat a baby cow?

Give it a toppy carrot before you slaughter it.

 

[COB]

I should mention that I did investigate other options for my flat like supplying it to a housing charity, but nothing was viable

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Our webhost is currently experiencing technical difficulties, if you notice the site misbehaving.

 

[Lucille]

I should mention that I did investigate other options for my flat like supplying it to a housing charity, but nothing was viable

Darling if the refugees and battered women aren’t willing to pay MARKET PRICE then let them rot!