I could drink a case of Friday

Don’t listen to them @COB. I am also one of those EVIL LANDLORDS, but I had to invest my money in SOMETHING before I dwindled it all away on shoes, booze and handbags and I am not going to leave them as EMPTY DUST GATHERERS.
 
It's really not an ideal situation and it definitely doesn't fully SIT RIGHT with me, but I've found myself in this position and I don't earn enough to have another choice just now :redface:

I was initially going to just let it out informally to a friend of mine (and just get enough rent to cover the mortgage), but he ended up moving back in with his parents rent-free and I can't compete with that :tongueout: So I'm giving it to a company who'll handle everything and I can just FORGET ABOUT IT (even if nobody else will :basil:)
 
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I've just checked the e-edition of the Standard and @Tisch and @Iguana are definitely in there (Pg 12-13) but I don't have a way of grabbing a physical copy today unfortunately.
 
Can't believe how quickly moopy turned Tory. Tischuana acting as STOOGES for the propaganda machine and COB exploiting the working classes. Just waiting for Mu to say he's joined the ERG and I'm done.
 
Alex said:
I heard through the grapevine you were the officiant ?
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@Suomi was my wedding planner don't you know :o I can highly recommend him, here's a selection of his messages in the run up to my wedding;

'Hey just making preliminary notes for your wedding planning Filofax...how many lasers do you think you'll be wanting overall? Also i've spoken to a guy who can get us a giant smoke machine for a cut deal price, with the only catch being that there's a 45% chance of it setting on fire but at the end of the day what is life without these little risks?'

'I've got more bad news. The caterer I hired is pressing charges against me after what I did so that's gonna really into our overall budget, and I don't know if I can find another chef at this short notice. It's okay though, I've pencilled In a quick trolley dash at Iceland on the morning of the ceremony. Next time you see me can you just say:' Wagon Wheels' to remind me to go over the full food and drink list I've prepared'
 
Star said:
@Suomi was my wedding planner don't you know :o I can highly recommend him, here's a selection of his messages in the run up to my wedding;

'Hey just making preliminary notes for your wedding planning Filofax...how many lasers do you think you'll be wanting overall? Also i've spoken to a guy who can get us a giant smoke machine for a cut deal price, with the only catch being that there's a 45% chance of it setting on fire but at the end of the day what is life without these little risks?'

'I've got more bad news. The caterer I hired is pressing charges against me after what I did so that's gonna really into our overall budget, and I don't know if I can find another chef at this short notice. It's okay though, I've pencilled In a quick trolley dash at Iceland on the morning of the ceremony. Next time you see me can you just say:' Wagon Wheels' to remind me to go over the full food and drink list I've prepared'
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AMAZING!

Alex said:
Oh @Tisch and @Iguana in the unlikely event @Suomi lets you down…


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ALSO AMAZING
 
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