Hi Moopy! Here's a Sunday thread

[Tisch]

Hi

I've had the house to myself this weekend. Cleaned every room yesterday but so far my fence painting plans are being thwarted by some spotting rain so I'm starting the daily thread instead x

 

[Star]

You know fence painting is the devil's work

You've got to make sure it doesn't drip through to the other side!

 

[Star]

What have you done with @Iguana BTW?

 

[Soldi]

Hello

Today I need to buy a MICROWAVE, KETTLE, MATTRESS PROTECTOR and a BIN.

 

[Star]

Hello

Today I need to buy a MICROWAVE, KETTLE, MATTRESS PROTECTOR and a BIN.

VIA THE AMAZON LINK

 

[Star]

I hope the pressure of fame hasn't split Tishguana up

 

[Soldi]

VIA THE AMAZON LINK

I’m going to Asda

 

[Star]

I'm at my mums house reading the Sunday supplement in the paper, apparently Diana would have loved Kate but wouldn't have been so sure about Megan.

 

[Tisch]

You know fence painting is the devil's work

You've got to make sure it doesn't drip through to the other side!

I've never known a surface to SWALLOW so much paint

Iguana's dead at his parents. I'm home as I'm isolating due to having a minor op tomorrow!

 

[AlgoAlex]

I hope the pressure of fame hasn't split Tishguana up

Who‘s to say it was ever real In the first place? Maybe the government propaganda was the end of the contract?

 

[Tisch]

Who‘s to say it was ever real In the first place? Maybe the government propaganda was the end of the contract?

Don't be RIDIC.

OT: Can we really blame Matt Hancock for FALLING IN LOVE? What a lovely man.

 

[jivafox]

I've never known a surface to SWALLOW so much paint

Iguana's dead at his parents. I'm home as I'm isolating due to having a minor op tomorrow!

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[Star]

I've never known a surface to SWALLOW so much paint

Iguana's dead at his parents. I'm home as I'm isolating due to having a minor op tomorrow!

Apparently the best way is to use one of them spray paint can thingies, otherwise it takes AGES.

Good luck for tomorrow hun xoxo

 

[Generic Account]

morning! I couldn't sleep because of the sunlight so I got up at 6 and drove to the seaside.

it was lovely and peaceful and calm until I needed the toilet, but the public bathroom was closed

 

[Iguana]

What have you done with @Iguana BTW?

He's dead love

 

[Soldi]

He's dead love

USE THE GHOST

 

[Star]

He's dead love

He was always my favourite

 

[jivafox]

He's dead love

 

[COB]

Good luck with the op Tisch, a vasectomy isn't for everyone but it really is better to be safe than sorry

 

[ButterTart]

Can’t believe I finally get my invite to the wedding only for Tisch to murder Iguana and then go for reconstructive surgery so he can start a new life in Paraguay. Why do bad things only happen to me?

 

[Tisch]

Can’t believe I finally get my invite to the wedding only for Tisch to murder Iguana and then go for reconstructive surgery so he can start a new life in Paraguay. Why do bad things only happen to me?

¡Ay curumba!

 

[Soldi]

Talking of WEDDINGS I need to buy a nice new suit as I’ve a couple coming up soon, including a cousins wedding in fucking NEWARK. Who gets married in NEWARK?!

 

[GNL]

One of my best friends has rearranged his wedding until 2023. I'm glad because it gives me two years to fit into the one suit I own.

 

[dmlaw]

Talking of WEDDINGS I need to buy a nice new suit as I’ve a couple coming up soon, including a cousins wedding in fucking NEWARK. Who gets married in NEWARK?!

More to the point, why are your cousins marrying each other?

 

[Diddy]

RIP @Iguana
@Tisch good luck with the brow lift!

 

[Diddy]

One of my best friends has rearranged his wedding until 2023. I'm glad because it gives me two years to fit into the one suit I own.

what about your birthday suit

 

[GNL]

I've just been asked if I'm free to do some work in London next week, and was like 'yeah, sure, of course'.

Didn't realise that next week starts TOMORROW.

 

[Star]

I've just been asked if I'm free to do some work in London next week, and was like 'yeah, sure, of course'.

Didn't realise that next week starts TOMORROW.

Shall I put the tent up in my garden for you? X

 

[ButterTart]

More to the point, why are your cousins marrying each other?

I believe the answer to that question lies in the four words ‘Soldi is from Derbyshire’.

 

[GNL]

Shall I put the tent up in my garden for you? X

Sounds perfect. If you could trail an extension lead out so I can charge my phone

 

[Iguana]

I've just been asked if I'm free to do some work in London next week, and was like 'yeah, sure, of course'.

Didn't realise that next week starts TOMORROW.

There's plenty of room in our shed following @SDF's sad demise

 

[Star]

Can’t believe I finally get my invite to the wedding only for Tisch to murder Iguana and then go for reconstructive surgery so he can start a new life in Paraguay. Why do bad things only happen to me?

I TOLD you not to buy that pie maker so early

 

[ButterTart]

I TOLD you not to buy that pie maker so early

In this case I stole it from a Home Bargains delivery lorry but you’re right, I jumped the gun.

 

[GNL]

There's plenty of room in our shed following @SDF's sad demise

Does @Tisch have time to sweep out the skeleton before his NHS boob job?

 

[Star]

In this case I stole it from a Home Bargains delivery lorry but you’re right, I jumped the gun.

Oh that's not so bad then I mean in prison you'll get a roof over your head and meals cooked. Better that than having wasted money on a gift no longer needed! I do hate waste.

 

[Star]

I really want to go Home Barginz now

 

[Tisch]

Does @Tisch have time to sweep out the skeleton before his NHS boob job?

Nah, we're just gonna let the rats go at it. Circle of Life and all that.

 

[ButterTart]

I really want to go Home Barginz now

Do they have Home Bargains down south? I always thought it was more of a northern thing.

 

[big ron]

Hi

 

[K.C.]

Congratulate me Moopy. I just got elected Vice President of....my block.

All that cock-sucking, I mean CANVASSING, paid off.