Wednesday ends a 55 year drought

[Soldi]

Hi

 

[Star]

Hi

SNEAKY C*NT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hiya

 

[Tisch]

Hiya, Hiya, Hiya, Hiya, Hiya, Hiya, Hiya

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[jivafox]

GOOD MORNING. I’ve had the black dog for the last few weeks which has sucked but things seem to be clearing up finally

 

[Lucille]

Remember even in the worst of times, there’s nothing more luxurious than a towel turban, silky robe and spritz of your favourite perfume, whether you’re laying in bed motionless, or running to the offy for your third bottle of wine. x

 

[COB]

I ended a 55 year drought last night, if you know what I mean

 

[octophone]

Back in the office. Might be a mistake. Dunno yet.

 

[Kate]

Hiya, Hiya, Hiya, Hiya, Hiya, Hiya, Hiya

Aww, having a lovely time singing along to William Onyeabor

 

[big ron]

Who?

 

[Generic Account]

Happy birthday @Tinu !

 

[Soldi]

Happy birthday @Tinu !

He’s not posted in four years bbz

 

[COB]

Come 'ome @Tinu and happy birthday x

 

[Sheena]

Re: the thread title, has @lolly finally lost his virginity?

 

[lolly]

Re: the thread title, has @lolly finally lost his virginity?

I let the cat lick me this morning. Does that count?

 

[Sheena]

I let the cat lick me this morning. Does that count?

A momentous occasion indeed.

 

[funky]

OMG this coverage of the England fans watching the Germany game

why does this sport turn people into such fucking MORONS!

 

[Rachey]

No Fudge today @lolly . We can't keep up with the demand at the moment

 

[Sheena]

I almost bought some FUDGE in Jersey but then thought if I ever needed FUDGE I'd need to go to RACHEY'S FUDGE EMPORIUM* so decided against it.

*- Note this is not a euphemism. Unless OUR MAND suggests otherwise.

 

[Rachey]

I almost bought some FUDGE in Jersey but then thought if I ever needed FUDGE I'd need to go to RACHEY'S FUDGE EMPORIUM* so decided against it.

*- Note this is not a euphemism. Unless OUR MAND suggests otherwise.

Ah how kind. I'd like to rename it that but I'm not allowed

 

[funky]

You can have my fudge anytime

- Mandy x

 

[lolly]

No Fudge today @lolly . We can't keep up with the demand at the moment

Just know that when you force me to go to Bath to get some, it will be your fault when I infect everyone.

 

[Sheena]

Ah how kind. I'd like to rename it that but I'm not allowed

Are we still talking about the shop?

 

[lolly]

This working from home is awful. I keep getting distracted by something (pretty much anything), and then about 20 minutes later realise I've forgotten all about the fact I'm supposed to be working.

 

[Rachey]

Just know that when you force me to go to Bath to get some, it will be your fault when I infect everyone.

I'm sorry. The owner of bath is the franchise owners daughter. Try not to infect her. They send us stuff we need.

 

[Rachey]

Are we still talking about the shop?

I was...I think...

Why is my emoji option on moopy greyed out?

 

[COB]

I was...I think...

Why is my emoji option on moopy greyed out?

Try pressing this button:

 

[Rachey]

Try pressing this button:
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oooh thank you!

 

[Iguana]

ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER just got into a taxi in front of me. We made eye contact and his eyes were like "Oh."

 

[win_the_game]

Maybe he recognised you from the newspaper?

 

[big ron]

Ive cycled to and from the office and across town today and I’ve burnt 1150 calories in the process

 

[big ron]

My Apple Watch is fucking useless at being a sports watch though, it doesnt record my route, apparently I’ve done 3km when its closer to 30!