ASFSF: The FINAL @3:15pm

[ButterTart]

back to slow folk songs next time!

WhyWhyWhy would you do that? Your song was mint!

 

[Rita]

i'm a bit lost flummoxed confused upset by the frankly ridiculous voting so far

BUT

i will say that the hosting is sensational

back to slow folk songs next time!

What is your song please babe? I need to consult my files to see if I gave you anything.

 

[Rita]

WhyWhyWhy would you do that? Your song was mint!

Oh THAT ONE! It’s a classic.

 

[Diddy]

About to catch a flight to Japan i’d imagine

not for me surely?
I’m not sure he even knows who I AM!

 

[Soldi]

@Rita I’m here, I’ve just moved into my new flat so I’m popping in and out whilst unpacking.

 

[Penelope]

The @Iguana SCRIPT READING

 

[OutSynk]

I'm absolutely fumigating

I’m so tired.

 

[ButterTart]

This is from my rejected Moopyvision karaoke video. Apparently the visuals were 'gratuitous and unnecessary' for my cover of Slipknot's 'Wait and Bleed'.

 

[Rita]

@Rita I’m here, I’ve just moved into my new flat so I’m popping in whilst unpacking.

Oh fabulous! Wishing you lots of love and happiness in your new home gorgeous.

 

[RS]

WhyWhyWhy would you do that? Your song was mint!

Let’s not exaggerate here. It wasn’t as suicide inducing as his usual songs, but that’s it n

 

[Rita]

Let’s not exaggerate here. It wasn’t as suicide inducing as his usual songs, but that’s it n

I LIKED IT!

 

[OutSynk]

Oh fabulous! Wishing you lots of love and happiness in your new home gorgeous.

Aren’t you two supposed to claw each other’s eyes out?

 

[RS]

I LIKED IT!

Exactly.

 

[ButterTart]

Let’s not exaggerate here. It wasn’t as suicide inducing as his usual songs, but that’s it n

I really liked it. I completely overlooked it in the first run-through and only discovered it on the Spotify playlist.

 

[ButterTart]

I really liked it. I completely overlooked it in the first run-through and only discovered it on the Spotify playlist.

Exactly.

Don't bother, @RaspberrySwirl I've responded on your behalf.

 

[Martha Shit]

How has nobody registered @Martha Shit yet?

HI DARLING

YOU CALLED?

 

[Iguana]

The @Iguana SCRIPT READING

There were A LOT OF WORDS

 

[Diddy]

I think my hormones have run out, now I just have a headache and I feel fat.
Manatees trigger me

 

[Penelope]

The @Iguana SCRIPT READING

The LINGERING SHOT OF MALICE!

QUEEN!

 

[Phoenix]

Is it over already?

 

[Penelope]

Guys can we please stop posting about shit

 

[Rita]

Aren’t you two supposed to claw each other’s eyes out?

That is OLD HAT and a mechanism to BRING IN THE CROWDS, but since @Suomis cheque bounced and his offer of a signed copy of I am Kimberleh also never came in to fruition I will NOT be a performing monkey for NADA.

 

[Penelope]

(That is AS DISTINCT from shitposting)

 

[Rita]

Guys can we please stop posting about shit

TALK TO MARTH!

 

[Rita]

Is it over already?

Yep. I won.

 

[Penelope]

Who was the SCOTTISH ACCENT?!

 

[OutSynk]

Guys can we please stop posting about shit

No, there’s two of them now.

 

[RS]

Let’s just give it to Rita or Lucille and be done with it.

 

[win_the_game]

Guys can we please stop posting about shit

Indeed or save it for the DARK LOUNGE or whatever it's called.

Another one to put on IGNORE.

 

[Rita]

Who was the SCOTTISH ACCENT?!

@VoR

 

[Rita]

Let’s just give it to Rita or Lucille and be done with it.

Preferably ME, but yeah ok. I am down with that.

 

[Penelope]

@cwej is TERRIFYING

 

[COB]

Who was the SCOTTISH ACCENT?!

 

[Rita]

He has quite a SEXY TWANG.

 

[ButterTart]

Why has my segment been muted in the opening video?

 

[ButterTart]

He has quite a SEXY TWANG.

What about his voice?

 

[Penelope]

In TEARS at this @cwej-K Walsh SOOTHSAYING

 

[Lucille]

There’s a queue out the door at the pub, glad to see so many people coming out to support my victory tonight.

 

[Rita]

There’s a queue out the door at the pub, glad to see so many people coming out to support my victory tonight.

I TOLD YOU TO PULL A SICKIE!!

 

[Diddy]

I’m eating Pringle after Pringle

Enjoying Cwoj’s very Mumsy from Crystal Maze vibe

Rui Da Silva furious about being touched in the early afternoon

ERR NEERRR!