ASFSF: The FINAL @3:15pm

[Rita]

They really are ABSOLUTE GENIUSES.

 

[Tisch]

(That is AS DISTINCT from shitposting)

What was @Alla's term? SCATALOGICAL posts

Also hi Martha! Hope you like it here.

 

[Diddy]

Ok I’ve got to be up early tomorrow so I can be put to sleep.

I assume I’ll look like I might be top 15 but end up at 23 or something

have a lovely evening everyone
Blessings etc x

 

[ButterTart]

SCATALOGICAL posts

scatological gifs

 

[ButterTart]

Ok I’ve got to be up early tomorrow so I can be put to sleep.

I assume I’ll look like I might be top 15 but end up at 23 or something

have a lovely evening everyone
Blessings etc x

Night! Don't let the トコジラミ bite.

 

[Diddy]

Night! Don't let the トコジラミ bite.

dont worry, I scattered pork bones and garlic chives at the front door so I should be alright

 

[Suomi]

Okay let's get this show back on the road

 

[Suomi]

Let’s kick things off again by heading to ESTONIA, @OutSynk

20 BBC TEST CARD F - Chromeo/Solange - Lost on the Way Home
18 APEP, THE MOON SERPENT - Skatman - Moonlight Shadows
16 AUNT LYDIA - Peaches - Free Drink Ticket
14 PHILIPP KIRKOROV - Philip Kirokov - Mood Colour Blue
12 EVIL-LYN - Maya Jane Coles - Darkside
10 M. BISON - Omnimar - Boom Boom
09 THE NATIONWIDE HOW'S YOUR HEAD WOMAN - elaminus - megapunk
08 THE RANI - Lastlings - Take My Hand
07 MUMM-RA the EVER-LIVING - JUS2 - FOCUS ON ME
06 T-BAG - Bluetengel - You Walk Away
05 CATHERINE TRAMELL - Bebe Rexha - Sacrifice
04 VELMA VON TUSSLE - The Knocks & Muna - Bodies
03 MEREDITH BLAKE - Pendulum - Come Alive
02 DR CLAW - CSS - Alala
01 DOMINIC CUMMINGS - Sophia Somajo - Klein Blue



SCOREBOARD:

98 Rita - CATHERINE TRAMELL - Bebe Rexha – Sacrifice
98 Suomi NATALIA KILLS - Delta Goodrem - Solid Gold (Initial Talk Remix)
94 HerSereneHigh - CHRISTINA AGUILERA - Clio & Kay - Keep on Dancin'
94 Superstylin - KATHRYN MERTEUIL - Client Liason/Tina Arena - A Foreign Affair
92 win_the_game - KATE MIDDLETON - Natalia Mogilevskaya - Ya Tantsevela
85 Lucille - ALEX FORREST - Jun Tugawa - Suki Suki Daisuki
85 Pingu - MAYA SHARMA FROM CORONATION ST - Petula Clark - Sacrifice My Heart
81 Penelope - BBC TEST CARD F - Chromeo/Solange - Lost on the Way Home
67 Beverley -DOMINIC CUMMINGS - Sophia Somajo - Klein Blue
62 RainingOnMe - NORMA WATSON - Dana Jean Phoenix - Le Mirage
59 Buttertart - T-BAG - Bluetengel - You Walk Away
49 Outsynk - RUSSIA - Swanky Tunes - Day By Day
41 Diddy- MUMM-RA the EVER-LIVING - JUS2 - FOCUS ON ME
39 dmlaw - M. BISON - Omnimar - Boom Boom
39 BoysForSeles - PAMELA VOORHEES - Tennis - Need Your Love
39 Phoenix - LADY MASTERMIND - Royal & Serpent – Overwhelmed
34 Alla - HAL 9000 - Nena Catalina – Barrunto
31 Soldi - RASPBERRYSWIRL - Marie Flore - Tout Ou Rien
30 cwej - THE RANI - Lastlings - Take My Hand
30 Zengiraffe - PHILIPP KIRKOROV - Philip Kirokov - Mood Colour Blue
30 ZZ - DR CLAW - CSS – Alala
29 RaspberrySwirl - APEP, THE MOON SERPENT - Skatman - Moonlight Shadows
28 Ag - WHITE PEOPLE - Prospa - Ecstasy (Over and Over)
28 Tetris-Rock - RITA REPULSA - PureGrand - Pictures
26 Beryl – GERRY AND KATE MCCANN - The Shires – Guilty 23 funky - EVIL-LYN - Maya Jane Coles – Darkside
21 dub- VELMA VON TUSSLE - The Knocks & Muna – Bodies
21 VoR - URSULA - Nikki Webster - Depend on Me
20 Alex - JULIA STONE - Lena - Traffic Lights
19 Suedey - AUNT LYDIA - Peaches - Free Drink Ticket
19 COB - GOLDEN CHANDELIER SKELETOR - Hydelic - Connected (Yours Forever)
18 RJN - SAMARA MORGAN FROM THE RING - Zac Brown Band - All Alright
18 Ill Advised - GRAHAM CLARK FROM EMMERDALE - Charlotte Adigery - Bear With Me
16 jivafox - ARMIE HAMMER - Sharon O Neill - Waiting For You
15 Music - YZMA - AME - Heartless
14 Marilyn - MICHAEL CORLEONE - Vika & Linda - When Will You Fall For Me?
14 David_5000 -ANNE ROBINSON - Eva No - 100%
11 Rhythmbarbican - ERNESTO DE LA CRUZ - EVERGLOW - Adios
10 Kate - Jane Weaver - The Revolution of Super Visions
09 jyxz - THE HOODED CLAW - Katy J Pearson – Tonight
09 Barnacle - DEBBIE JELLINSKY ADDAMS - MisterWives – whywhywhy
06 Iguana - CARMEN SANDIEGO - Liza Anne - I Love You, But I Need Another Year
05 Devil - MEREDITH BLAKE - Pendulum - Come Alive
03 Indie - INKY, PINKY, BLINKY + CLYDE - Marmozets - Move, Shake, Hide
03 Queen of the Bay - LILITH FROM SABRINA - NITEMAYOR – Vampire
00 straightorbroken- CAROLA (OR 'THAT O*D U**Y F****** B**** FROM SWEDEN') - Silvia Night - Thank You Baby
-154 Gangsta Nancy Lam - KATE MOSS - Bonnie Mckee - I Want It All
DQ big ron - HANK SCORPIO - William Onyeabor - When the Going is Smooth & Good

 

[Penelope]

Oh BRAVA @OutSynk

 

[Diddy]

Omg I really am going to bed but thanks @OutSynk

I’m now top 15, my prophecy is coming true

 

[ButterTart]

@OutSynk gave me points

 

[Rita]

@OutSynk actually gave me POINTS! Love you so much xxx

 

[RS]

Yes @OutSynk

 

[Rita]

How is this HAPPENING? The comments were hardly FAVOURABLE. I’ll shut up and LONG MAY IT CONTINUE!

 

[Penelope]

Now I certainly didn't see Bebe Rexhara Benét-Ramsey being TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD after opening the whole thing

Very @VoR insisting El diablo would win all April

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I KNEW I could count on my spiritual twin @OutSynk ! Thanks babe

 

[Marina Salty]

Who wrote the scripts for the intro? Amazing

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The rest of ASFSFSFSFSFSFSFSers coming for me by not voting like

 

[Penelope]

Who wrote the scripts for the intro? Amazing

If it's anything like normal I imagine it would've been @Suomi and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid improv'ing their way through the whole thing

 

[Tisch]

@OutSynk nearly doubling my score!

 

[Suomi]

How has Solid Gold @Rhythmbarbican voted?


20 White People
18 Lillith from Sabrina
16 HAL9000
14 Royal & Serpent
12 Catherine Tramell
10 Kate Moss
9 Kate Middleton
8 Kathryn Meet
7 Meredith Blake
6 Maya Sharma
5 Mumm-ra the Everliving
4 RaspberrySwirl
3 Inky, Pinky, Binky and Clyde
2 Evil-lyn
1 YZMA



SCOREBOARD:

110 Rita - CATHERINE TRAMELL - Bebe Rexha – Sacrifice
102 Superstylin - KATHRYN MERTEUIL - Client Liason/Tina Arena - A Foreign Affair
101 win_the_game - KATE MIDDLETON - Natalia Mogilevskaya - Ya Tantsevela
98 Suomi NATALIA KILLS - Delta Goodrem - Solid Gold (Initial Talk Remix)
94 HerSereneHigh - CHRISTINA AGUILERA - Clio & Kay - Keep on Dancin'
91 Pingu - MAYA SHARMA FROM CORONATION ST - Petula Clark - Sacrifice MyHeart
85 Lucille - ALEX FORREST - Jun Tugawa - Suki Suki Daisuki
81 Penelope - BBC TEST CARD F - Chromeo/Solange - Lost on the Way Home
67 Beverley -DOMINIC CUMMINGS - Sophia Somajo - Klein Blue
62 RainingOnMe - NORMA WATSON - Dana Jean Phoenix - Le Mirage
59 Buttertart - T-BAG - Bluetengel - You Walk Away
53 Phoenix - LADY MASTERMIND - Royal & Serpent – Overwhelmed
50 Alla - HAL 9000 - Nena Catalina – Barrunto
49 Outsynk - RUSSIA - Swanky Tunes - Day By Day
48 Ag - WHITE PEOPLE - Prospa - Ecstasy (Over and Over)
46 Diddy- MUMM-RA the EVER-LIVING - JUS2 - FOCUS ON ME
39 dmlaw - M. BISON - Omnimar - Boom Boom
39 BoysForSeles - PAMELA VOORHEES - Tennis - Need Your Love
35 Soldi - RASPBERRYSWIRL - Marie Flore - Tout Ou Rien
30 cwej - THE RANI - Lastlings - Take My Hand
30 Zengiraffe - PHILIPP KIRKOROV - Philip Kirokov - Mood Colour Blue
30 ZZ - DR CLAW - CSS – Alala
29 RaspberrySwirl - APEP, THE MOON SERPENT - Skatman - Moonlight Shadows
28 Tetris-Rock - RITA REPULSA - PureGrand - Pictures
26 Beryl – GERRY AND KATE MCCANN - The Shires – Guilty
25 funky - EVIL-LYN - Maya Jane Coles – Darkside
21 Queen of the Bay - LILITH FROM SABRINA - NITEMAYOR – Vampire
21 dub- VELMA VON TUSSLE - The Knocks & Muna – Bodies
21 VoR - URSULA - Nikki Webster - Depend on Me
20 Alex - JULIA STONE - Lena - Traffic Lights
19 Suedey - AUNT LYDIA - Peaches - Free Drink Ticket
19 COB - GOLDEN CHANDELIER SKELETOR - Hydelic - Connected (Yours Forever)
18 RJN - SAMARA MORGAN FROM THE RING - Zac Brown Band - All Alright
18 Ill Advised - GRAHAM CLARK FROM EMMERDALE - Charlotte Adigery - Bear With Me
16 jivafox - ARMIE HAMMER - Sharon O Neill - Waiting For You
16 Music - YZMA - AME - Heartless
14 Marilyn - MICHAEL CORLEONE - Vika & Linda - When Will You Fall For Me?
14 David_5000 -ANNE ROBINSON - Eva No - 100%
11 Rhythmbarbican - ERNESTO DE LA CRUZ - EVERGLOW - Adios
10 Kate - Jane Weaver - The Revolution of Super Visions
09 jyxz - THE HOODED CLAW - Katy J Pearson – Tonight
09 Barnacle - DEBBIE JELLINSKY ADDAMS - MisterWives – whywhywhy
06 Indie - INKY, PINKY, BLINKY + CLYDE - Marmozets - Move, Shake, Hide
06 Iguana - CARMEN SANDIEGO - Liza Anne - I Love You, But I Need Another Year
05 Devil - MEREDITH BLAKE - Pendulum - Come Alive
00 straightorbroken- CAROLA (OR 'THAT O*D U**Y F****** B**** FROM SWEDEN') - Silvia Night - Thank You Baby
-144 Gangsta Nancy Lam - KATE MOSS - Bonnie Mckee - I Want It All
DQ big ron - HANK SCORPIO - William Onyeabor - When the Going is Smooth & Good

 

[Rita]

@Rhythmbarbican YOU LITTLE MINX! Thank you from me and BeBe xoxo

 

[Suomi]

Who wrote the scripts for the intro? Amazing

In the first part I decided to be rude to him without saying anything to get his genuine reaction

 

[Rita]

 

[win_the_game]

Thank you @Rhythmbarbican

OMG I've never been top 3 in the voting EVER

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Thank you @Rhythmbarbican

OMG I've never been top 3 in the voting EVER

 

[dmlaw]

I’m not sure whether a win for which out of Bebe Rexha, Tina Arena or Delta Goodrem would most comprehensively end ASFM as a concept.

 

[win_the_game]

That is also TRUE

 

[Rita]

I’m not sure whether a win for which out of Bebe Rexha, Tina Arena or Delta Goodrem would most comprehensively end ASFM as a concept.

 

[Phoenix]

I’m not sure whether a win for which out of Bebe Rexha, Tina Arena or Delta Goodrem would most comprehensively end ASFM as a concept.

All 3 are the exact (rubbish) thing that Moopy goes for every time. You can’t be that surprised.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m not sure whether a win for which out of Bebe Rexha, Tina Arena or Delta Goodrem would most comprehensively end ASFM as a concept.

I only know Bebe Rexha as a concept because I hang around with cool youngish homosexuals online. The other two are obviously very famous.

 

[Marina Salty]

If it's anything like normal I imagine it would've been @Suomi and @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid improv'ing their way through the whole thing

Hope we get to see the production credits at the end, maybe vote for favourite segment as an after event too

 

[Suomi]

Lets go over to the divine Miss @Suedey



20 Jun Togawa
18 Petula Clark – Sacrifice my Heart
16 Swanky Tunes/LP – Day By Day
14 Lastlings – Take My Hand
12 The Knocks - Bodies
10 Jane Weaver – The Revolution of Super Visions
09 Bluetengel – You Walk Away
08 Dana Jean Phoenix – Le Mirage
07 Client Liaison – A Foreign Affair
06 Chromeo – Lost on the Way Home
05 Marie Flore – tout ou Rien
04 Sophia Somajo – Klein Blue
03 Maya Jones Coles - Darkside
02 – CSS - Alala
01 – Bebe Rexha Sacrifice



SCOREBOARD:

111 Rita - CATHERINE TRAMELL - Bebe Rexha – Sacrifice
109 Pingu - MAYA SHARMA FROM CORONATION ST - Petula Clark - Sacrifice My Heart
105 Lucille - ALEX FORREST - Jun Tugawa - Suki Suki Daisuki
102 Superstylin - KATHRYN MERTEUIL - Client Liason/Tina Arena - A Foreign Affair
101 win_the_game - KATE MIDDLETON - Natalia Mogilevskaya - Ya Tantsevela
98 Suomi NATALIA KILLS - Delta Goodrem - Solid Gold (Initial Talk Remix)
94 HerSereneHigh - CHRISTINA AGUILERA - Clio & Kay - Keep on Dancin'
87 Penelope - BBC TEST CARD F - Chromeo/Solange - Lost on the Way Home
71 Beverley -DOMINIC CUMMINGS - Sophia Somajo - Klein Blue
70 RainingOnMe - NORMA WATSON - Dana Jean Phoenix - Le Mirage
68 Buttertart - T-BAG - Bluetengel - You Walk Away
64 Outsynk - RUSSIA - Swanky Tunes - Day By Day
53 Phoenix - LADY MASTERMIND - Royal & Serpent – Overwhelmed
50 Alla - HAL 9000 - Nena Catalina – Barrunto
48 Ag - WHITE PEOPLE - Prospa - Ecstasy (Over and Over)
46 Diddy- MUMM-RA the EVER-LIVING - JUS2 - FOCUS ON ME
44 cwej - THE RANI - Lastlings - Take My Hand
40 Soldi - RASPBERRYSWIRL - Marie Flore - Tout Ou Rien
39 dmlaw - M. BISON - Omnimar - Boom Boom
39 BoysForSeles - PAMELA VOORHEES - Tennis - Need Your Love
33 dub- VELMA VON TUSSLE - The Knocks & Muna – Bodies
32 ZZ - DR CLAW - CSS – Alala
30 Zengiraffe - PHILIPP KIRKOROV - Philip Kirokov - Mood Colour Blue
29 RaspberrySwirl - APEP, THE MOON SERPENT - Skatman - Moonlight Shadows
28 funky - EVIL-LYN - Maya Jane Coles – Darkside
28 Tetris-Rock - RITA REPULSA - PureGrand - Pictures
26 Beryl – GERRY AND KATE MCCANN - The Shires – Guilty
22 Tisch - THE NATIONWIDE HOW'S YOUR HEAD WOMAN - elaminus – megapunk
21 Queen of the Bay - LILITH FROM SABRINA - NITEMAYOR – Vampire
21 VoR - URSULA - Nikki Webster - Depend on Me
20 Kate - Jane Weaver - The Revolution of Super Visions
20 Alex - JULIA STONE - Lena - Traffic Lights
19 Suedey - AUNT LYDIA - Peaches - Free Drink Ticket
19 COB - GOLDEN CHANDELIER SKELETOR - Hydelic - Connected (Yours Forever)
18 RJN - SAMARA MORGAN FROM THE RING - Zac Brown Band - All Alright
18 Ill Advised - GRAHAM CLARK FROM EMMERDALE - Charlotte Adigery - Bear With Me
16 jivafox - ARMIE HAMMER - Sharon O Neill - Waiting For You
16 Music - YZMA - AME - Heartless
14 Marilyn - MICHAEL CORLEONE - Vika & Linda - When Will You Fall For Me?
14 David_5000 -ANNE ROBINSON - Eva No - 100%
11 Rhythmbarbican - ERNESTO DE LA CRUZ - EVERGLOW - Adios
09 jyxz - THE HOODED CLAW - Katy J Pearson – Tonight
09 Barnacle - DEBBIE JELLINSKY ADDAMS - MisterWives – whywhywhy
06 Indie - INKY, PINKY, BLINKY + CLYDE - Marmozets - Move, Shake, Hide
06 Iguana - CARMEN SANDIEGO - Liza Anne - I Love You, But I Need Another Year
05 Devil - MEREDITH BLAKE - Pendulum - Come Alive
00 straightorbroken- CAROLA (OR 'THAT O*D U**Y F****** B**** FROM SWEDEN') - Silvia Night - Thank You Baby
-144 Gangsta Nancy Lam - KATE MOSS - Bonnie Mckee - I Want It All
DQ big ron - HANK SCORPIO - William Onyeabor - When the Going is Smooth & Good

 

[cwej]

If this ends up doing worse than Lena Fiagbe did then I'm gonna be furious.

 

[dmlaw]

All 3 are the exact (rubbish) thing that Moopy goes for every time. You can’t be that surprised.

They’re not rubbish exactly, just really boring choices. At least we usually have relatively unknown singers doing well.

 

[Rita]

1 loin from the @Suedey jury.

 

[Marina Salty]

In the first part I decided to be rude to him without saying anything to get his genuine reaction

Very Lars Von Trier

 

[Tisch]

Suomi my love I don't want to alarm you but I have dropped off the leaderboard. Omg does that mean I'm winning!

 

[Phoenix]

@Suedey hun I think you forgot to vote for me. You should fix that ASAP.

kind regards

 

[Rita]

1 loin from the @Suedey jury.

LOIN?? POINT!!