ASFSF: The FINAL @3:15pm

[OutSynk]

There’s one more Russian song you missed @ButterTart

 

[Tisch]

Yet again cruelly snubbed by Buttertart. Why do I set myself up like this?

 

[win_the_game]

Thank you @ButterTart!

Let us call a truce to our hostilities from now on.

 

[RS]

Have Ag and Lucille voted yet? I might get some points.

 

[ButterTart]

There’s one more Russian song you missed @ButterTart

She's have got points too if it wasn't for that meddling voice like a goat with love eggs in while riding a quad bike.

 

[Indie]

Thanks butterscotch, but I note it's 6 points fewer than I gave you, so not that much thanks.

 

[RS]

Okay omg never in my life

And @Pingu you got some nerve asking me for a damn scoreboard update

You’re doing well älskling!

 

[dmlaw]

@win_the_game has finally worked out that the key to getting my big points is to lower yourself to my level

He spent all those months building his credibility and now it’s gone forever.

 

[ButterTart]

Thank you @ButterTart!

Let us call a truce to our hostilities from now on.

We've had crossed shields, not swords.

 

[ButterTart]

He spent all those months building his credibility and now it’s gone forever.

And I couldn't be prouder of him.

 

[RS]

He spent all those months building his credibility and now it’s gone forever.

He spent hours on the spreadsheet to work out the winning formula. Turns out it’s basic schlager.

 

[ButterTart]

Thanks butterscotch, but I note it's 6 points fewer than I gave you, so not that much thanks.

I've been singing the start of the chorus continually since I did those scores, so I feel like I may have undermarked you in retrospect.

 

[win_the_game]

He spent hours on the spreadsheet to work out the winning formula. Turned out it was basic schlager.

BIG DATA ANALYTICS

 

[Iguana]

I've been singing the start of the chorus continually since I did those scores, so I feel like I may have undermarked you in retrospect.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

 

[Marina Salty]

Thanks to everyone who voted for Vampire while I was cleaning my cat's brand new favourite urine spot which appears to be by the front door.

 

[RS]

BIG DATA ANALYTICS

Like talking dirty to me.

 

[ButterTart]

Yet again cruelly snubbed by Buttertart. Why do I set myself up like this?

I actually really liked your song

It turned out there were a good 25 of these songs I'd have gladly rewarded with points.

 

[dmlaw]

He spent hours on the spreadsheet to work out the winning formula. Turns out it’s basic schlager.

My analysis came up with ‘Russian sluts’ as the answer and, in fairness, it does seem like I’m doing better than usual.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What happened?

 

[ButterTart]

Thanks to everyone who voted for Vampire while I was cleaning my cat's brand new favourite urine spot which appears to be by the front door.

This is the sort of sentence you just wouldn't find outside ASFM.

 

[Penelope]

@Suomi are you mad at us

 

[ButterTart]

My analysis came up with ‘Russian sluts’ as the answer and, in fairness, it does seem like I’m doing better than usual.

I thought I'd given you more points, to be honest. Bawdy ex-Soviet slutpop is very much a genre I'm a fan of.

 

[RS]

My analysis came up with ‘Russian sluts’ as the answer and, in fairness, it does seem like I’m doing better than usual.

Those Russian trolls must’ve infiltrated our data.

 

[Suomi]

Has Lucille ruined her big chance?


Lucille

20 - KATE MIDDLETON - Natalia Mogilevskaya - Ya Tantsevela
18 - THE RANI - Lastlings - Take My Hand
16 - YZMA - AME - Heartless
14 - HANK SCORPIO - William Onyeabor - When the Going is Smooth & Good
12 - APEP, THE MOON SERPENT - Skatman - Moonlight Shadows
10 - WHITE PEOPLE - Prospa - Ecstasy (Over and Over)
09 - CARMEN SANDIEGO - Liza Anne - I Love You But
08 - RASPBERRYSWIRL - Marie Flore - Tout Ou Rien
07 - HAL 9000 - Nena Catalina - Barrunto
06 - THE NATIONWIDE HOW'S YOUR HEAD WOMAN - elaminus - megapunk
05 - AUNT LYDIA - Peaches - Free Drink Ticket
04 - JULIA STONE - Lena - Traffic Lights
03 - DR CLAW - CSS - Alala
02 - 9. GOLDEN CHANDELIER SKELETOR - Hydelic - Connected (Yours Forever)
01 - MUMM-RA the EVER-LIVING - JUS2 - FOCUS ON ME

 

[win_the_game]

@Suomi has gone out for the evening hasn't he.

 

[dmlaw]

@Suomi are you mad at us

He’s explaining to his friend what a ‘moopy’ is.

 

[OutSynk]

My analysis came up with ‘Russian sluts’ as the answer and, in fairness, it does seem like I’m doing better than usual.

Whoever is getting Russia for Worldvision has already won.

 

[win_the_game]

Or maybe not!

 

[ButterTart]

@Suomi are you mad at us

His friend's kicking fuck out of the front door and calling him a conniving slag.

 

[win_the_game]

@Lucille I'd TOP you if I could

 

[AlgoAlex]

His friend's kicking fuck out of the front door and calling him a conniving slag.

Oh so no different to normal weekend then

 

[cwej]

NO SCOREBOARD? What is this?

 

[dmlaw]

NO SCOREBOARD? What is this?

IT HAS BEEN A VERY STRESSFUL TIME, OKAY.

 

[cwej]

I think I’m a solid top 10 now though maybe after the last few votes? Maybe.

 

[cwej]

IT HAS BEEN A VERY STRESSFUL TIME, OKAY.

I’ve literally just injured myself playing tennis and can’t even WALK And I come back to NO FUCKING SCOREBOARD.

 

[Jark]

Jark?

@Jark?

and i OOP

 

[RS]

Is it called scoreboard? Why have I been saying leaderboard for an hour now?

Hopefully that would exclude me from those who moaned about its disappearing.

 

[OutSynk]

NO SCOREBOARD? What is this?

I hope there’s going to be a slow and painful reveal from last place to first.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Thank you gorgeous @Lucille ! I can always count on you for loyalty AND POINTS unlike some of the other WHORES here.

 

[RS]

Thank you Lucilla!