Euro 2020 (2 Viewers)

[ButterTart]

Vestergaard is a psycho.

He looks like a rapist Easter Island head.

 

[Alla]

Well 15 minutes of nerves and HEAVY DRINKING, good luck.

 

[Rita]

Oh Schmichael

Im happy to console him.

 

[Lucille]

 

[ButterTart]

Well 15 minutes of nerves and HEAVY DRINKING, good luck.

All these people shitfaced on a school night.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Im happy to console him.

Yeah maybe if a third goal happens I can console him for that one

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh Schmichael

Yeah I wanted more close-ups of his reaction but alas no

 

[Lucille]

Yeah I wanted more close-ups of his reaction but alas no

It’s a shame we never get to see HIS ARSE.

 

[Alla]

Don't kill me but it doesn't look penalty to me.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It’s a shame we never get to see HIS ARSE.

@lolly and I would quite fancy taking turns sitting on his FACE to be honest.

 

[Soldi]

OMG OMG OMG

 

[rhythmbandit]

Ian Wright talking sense for once instead of out of his arse.

 

[dmlaw]

It would be nice to think that the Danes might start leaving gaps at the back as they chase an equaliser.

Incidentally, I don’t want to hear about Moopy’s interest in the Danish players’ ‘gaps at the back’.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Don't kill me but it doesn't look penalty to me.

 

[Tisch]

BRING BACK GOLDEN GOAL

 

[Rachey]

This is far too tense for a Thursday night

 

[Rita]

Don't kill me but it doesn't look penalty to me.

Darling, I’m not sure I know what a penalty IS.

 

[Rachey]

Oh wait, it's Wednesday isn't it even worse.

 

[lolly]

@lolly and I would quite fancy taking turns sitting on his FACE to be honest.

I mean I wouldn't say no, but I'd rather have his arse in my face. Fancy a round of human centipede?

 

[Tisch]

Don't kill me but it doesn't look penalty to me.

Yeah but Denmark's goal was after a dodgy free kick decision, so serves them right really

 

[RS]

It would be nice to think that the Danes might start leaving gaps at the back as they chase an equaliser.

Incidentally, I don’t want to hear about Moopy’s interest in the Danish players’ ‘gaps at the back’.

We’re all gaps

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I mean I wouldn't say no, but I'd rather have his arse in my face. Fancy a round of human centipede?

I need to see evidence of this legendary arse. @RaspberrySwirl care to oblige?

 

[Indie]

Don't kill me but it doesn't look penalty to me.

It wasn't.

 

[Tisch]

I do love the shots of the shots of the subs adjusting their balls before they go on.

Wait why is Grealish off? Is he no good at penalties?

 

[Indie]

Southgate really hates Grealish, doesn't he?

 

[Rachey]

I do love the shots of the shots of the subs adjusting their balls before they go on.

Wait why is Grealish off? Is he no good at penalties?

He's pretty.

 

[ButterTart]

Christ, I’ve been questioned by the police and been less nervous than this.

 

[Tisch]

He's pretty.

I was reading his Wikipedia and he sounds like a PIECE OF WORK to be honest.

But great football, lovely football

 

[ButterTart]

Southgate really hates Grealish, doesn't he?

Yeah, why not take Sterling off?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Yeah, why not take Sterling off?

But he engineers everything no? and he's not that tired? I guess?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I've had too much wine on a Wednesday night honestly

 

[Rita]

I was reading his Wikipedia and he sounds like a PIECE OF WORK to be honest.

But great football, lovely football

WHY? I don’t want to read his Wikipedia but I will happily ready your post all about it, honey.x

 

[Madison]

Grealish has taken one penalty in his career apparently.

 

[Rachey]

I was reading his Wikipedia and he sounds like a PIECE OF WORK to be honest.

But great football, lovely football

Oh I'm going to go read.

 

[GNL]

 

[Lucille]

30 members in the football thread! You should be thoroughly ASHAMED.

 

[GNL]

Great Danes, beautiful Danes.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

30 members in the football thread! You should be thoroughly ASHAMED:

I'm posting Valerie Cherish gifs in the status bar to reassert my homosexuality. Honestly what's going on.

 

[Madison]

WHY? I don’t want to read his Wikipedia but I will happily ready your post all about it, honey.x

He’s a RITA ORA COVID cunt.

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus fucking Christ how have this last fifteen minutes lasted for over an hour?