Dance Monkey - Tones & I

[AGinAg (37)]

So this went to number 1 in the UK yesterdsy after being number across Europe and Australia for a while. Her vocal's a bit marmite, but it's a pop banger...

 

[Kevin]

I love it. It sounded like a hit from the first time I heard it, but I didn't think it would be this big.

 

[FetchFugly]

It has been quite the slow climb for this. The old man get up in the video is very bearded Janette Krankie:



Her voice is a bit testing, on this song it isn't so bad but on Johnny Run Away it is just too much.

 

[Kala]

This is fine if completely faceless. She looks a bit like a Honey G impersonator in real life.

 

[Suomi]

Love this!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

So this nailed-on one hit wonder seems to be having ANOTHER HIT!
She seems to have ditched the Honey G garb and is now channelling ALMA (remember HER?!)




I haven't listened to a NOTE, but I HATE IT!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Now I've listened to 15 seconds - Australia probably should have sent that to Eurovision instead of Technicolour

 

[Marilyn]

Worst song of all time Dance Monkey has been in the Australian top 50 for 99 non-consecutive weeks and counting

Imagine how tired we are.gif

 

[OutSynk]

I SEE YOU SEE YOU SEE YOU EVERY TIME

 

[Tisch]

So this nailed-on one hit wonder seems to be having ANOTHER HIT!
She seems to have ditched the Honey G garb and is now channelling ALMA (remember HER?!)




I haven't listened to a NOTE, but I HATE IT!

 

[Marilyn]

'Tones and I' for Eurovision 2022?

This morning Australian artist 'Tones and I', also known as Toni Watson, spoke to the Fitzy and Whippa radio show and the topic of Eurovision came up. When asked if she would do it 'Tones and I' responded with: "I was asked to help write the Eurovision song for Montaigne which is obviously the...

www.aussievision.net

 

[Penelope]

God I hated this. Sia's made some bangers but she's got so much to answer for.

 

[dUb]

I enjoyed this annihilation of the album

 

[funky]

She has the WORST voice. Couldn’t imagine attempting a whole album

 

[rhythmbandit]

Wait, Sia wrote Dance Monkey?!

 

[Penelope]

Wait, Sia wrote Dance Monkey?!

No - but you know, it's kind of hard to imagine Tones & I getting signed and Dance Monkey happening in a world without Sia!

 

[Pipo]

fuck Tones & I and fuck her fucking monkey song annoying piece of shit I had to endure for more than 16 months.

 

[Pipo]

you're not the only one hun

 

[OutSynk]

Same sis

 

[OutSynk]

I did enjoy hate singing along to it in the clubs though.

 

[Diddy]

Thank goodness she has that sturdy back catalogue of hits to fall back on, ungrateful cow

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Thank goodness she has that sturdy back catalogue of hits to fall back on, ungrateful cow

 

[Diddy]

Well it gets right on my chuff when people disown their songs, especially the ones that they wouldn’t have anywhere near as big a career without it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HOW DARE SHE realise what an awful song she wrote.

 

[Marilyn]

It's April 22, 2022 and Dance Monkey is still in the Australian top 50

 

[VoR]

I just don’t understand why the UK and Australian charts don’t introduce a recurrent system where old songs no longer appear after a certain time.

The US has had it for years.