A Song For Moopy: The Worldvision Song Contest. CLOSED. Stunning Erection Gala TONIGHT, 8pm

[D5K]

After a week of pleading from Buttertart I have now finally eased myself IN.

 

[ButterTart]

After a week of pleading from Buttertart I have now finally eased myself IN.

And I was delighted to receive your entry.

 

[ButterTart]

Now, there's fuck all else happening today so I expect you all to spend this afternoon and evening listening to songs and preparing a shortlist, if not outright sending me your song.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I can't wait for this to start. I really think I'm in with a proper shot at the Top 20 this time

 

[straightorbroken]

Ignore: tennis.

 

[OutSynk]

Now, there's fuck all else happening today so I expect you all to spend this afternoon and evening listening to songs and preparing a shortlist, if not outright sending me your song.

How many do you have? Can’t we just start already? Thank you, love you.

 

[Marina Salty]

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What a beautiful signature/sponsorship

 

[ButterTart]

How many do you have? Can’t we just start already? Thank you, love you.

I currently have 27

I was thinking of doing a surprise viewing party at 8 tonight, just need to check the TV listings to see if I'll be missing anything important.

 

[ButterTart]

I currently have 27

I was thinking of doing a surprise viewing party at 8 tonight, just need to check the TV listings to see if I'll be missing anything important.

Update: viewing party CANCELLED

Monarch of the Glen is on.

 

[ButterTart]

Update: viewing party CANCELLED

Monarch of the Glen is on.

Is there a Scottish drag queen called Monica de Glen? If not, there’s a gap in the market for someone to exploit.

 

[Iguana]

Is there a Scottish drag queen called Monica de Glen? If not, there’s a gap in the market for someone to exploit.

Isn't she hosting the Worldvision gala?

 

[jyxz]

Isn't she hosting the Worldvision gala?

And right THERE is your USP @ButterTart

make it happen

 

[ButterTart]

Well, that's over, now to focus on an international contest you actually DO stand a chance of winning. And here are the forty-six (46) players competing for the coveted Jools Rimmy trophy:

@Ag

@Alex

@Barnacle

@Beryl

@Beverley

@big ron

@BoysForSeles

@ButterTart

@COB

@cwej

@David 5000

@Diddy

@dmlaw

@dUb

@funky

@Gangsta Nancy Lam

@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

@Iguana

@Ill Advised

@Indie

@jivafox

@jyxz

@Kate

@Kratz – GET READY FOR A NEW CHALLENGER

@Lucille

@Marilyn

@Music

@octophone – RETURNING PLAYER

@OutSynk

@Penelope

@Pingu

@Queen of the Bay

@Raining On Me

@RaspberrySwirl

@Rhythmbarbican

@Rita

@RJN

@Soldi

@straightorbroken

@Suedey

@Suomi

@Superstylin'

@Tisch

@win_the_game

@ZenGiraffe

@ZZ

 

[cwej]

I do not stand a chance of winning. I never win anything on here. I am the JAN of Moopy.

 

[Beverley]

I've chosen my song, but I'm just checking for anything I might prefer. I've LOVED researching my cuntry

 

[ButterTart]

I've chosen my song, but I'm just checking for anything I might prefer. I've LOVED researching my cuntry

I'm researching music for every country that's been picked just to ensure there are some good (by my standards) songs out there. It genuinely is some of the best fun I've had in ages.

 

[dmlaw]

I've done quite a bit of research for my country and it's all been awful. I may have to go for the exceptional song that was already on my shortlist.

 

[ButterTart]

I've done quite a bit of research for my country and it's all been awful. I may have to go for the exceptional song that was already on my shortlist.

Sorry. If I had my time again I probably wouldn't have put Confederate America in as a selectable country.

 

[Alla]

I'm not playing, dear BT

 

[Generic Account]

I do not stand a chance of winning. I never win anything on here. I am the JAN of Moopy.

But much less camp!

 

[Iguana]

Then we're down to 46

 

[ButterTart]

I'm not playing, dear BT

Oh no! Why?

 

[cwej]

But much less camp!

You've got it baby

 

[Kate]

I have been keeping very quiet so as not to give myself away but I can confidently say MY SONG IS THE BEST.

 

[ButterTart]

MY SONG IS THE BEST.

What Kate is subtly telling you here is that she got Switzerland and has submitted Tina Turner.

 

[ButterTart]

@Alla's withdrawal and mysterious bathtub electrocution mean we're now back to 46 players

I really want his country to take part though, so if anybody fancies it, send me a DM. I'm happy for somebody to take it on as a second entry if they want to, because I make the rules and the feng shui of the country line-up will be all to cock if it gets left out

 

[OutSynk]

@Alla's withdrawal and mysterious bathtub electrocution mean we're now back to 46 players

I really want his country to take part though, so if anybody fancies it, send me a DM. I'm happy for somebody to take it on as a second entry if they want to, because I make the rules and the feng shui of the country line-up will be all to cock if it gets left out

Was it one of the "easy" countries? Do I need a Koit Toome alias?

 

[ButterTart]

Was it one of the "easy" countries? Do I need a Koit Toome alias?

I'm afraid I can give nothing away. Whoever picks it doesn't have to play if they don't like the country, it's just a freebie extra chance to win

 

[Alla]

Was it one of the "easy" countries? Do I need a Koit Toome alias?

I asked for a easy one and I got one that is far from easy and I wasn't happy, even when BT insisted it was like giving me Sweden I decided to withdraw because changing country would make this a farce, I'm not cheating. And yes, I'm aware some people changed their country, but hey ho. No drama tho, I'm going on holidays soon so don't expect me around for a while. x

 

[ButterTart]

I asked for a easy one and I got one that is far from easy and I wasn't happy, even when BT insisted it was like giving me Sweden I decided to withdraw because changing country would make this a farce, I'm not cheating. And yes, I'm aware some people changed their country, but hey ho. No drama tho, I'm going on holidays soon so don't expect me around for a while. x

I will say that nobody has changed their country so far.

 

[OutSynk]

I'm choosing to read the last part of Alla's post in this gif:

 

[Alla]

I will say that nobody has changed their country so far.

That's not true, but let's leave it here because this is unnecessary, I know you all need a good drama but there isn't one here Good luck everyone! x

 

[straightorbroken]

Don't stress Alla <3

 

[Penelope]

I do not stand a chance of winning. I never win anything on here. I am the JAN of Moopy.

Really enjoying your increasingly TRANSPARENT OBSESSIVE DESIRE to fuck Jan / CLAIM TO BE JAN

 

[ButterTart]

Up to 28 entries now. Might actually start putting these in some sort of order soon. It's a rough job, but it's all part of growing up.

 

[big ron]

Trying to keep it under 15 minutes is hard

 

[ButterTart]

The following Moopists have until 23:59 on Saturday to present their entries and give me an erection.

@Alex
@Beverley
@big ron
@David 5000
@funky
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@Ill Advised
@Indie
@Kratz
@Penelope
@Pingu
@Raining On Me
@Rita
@RJN
@Soldi
@win_the_game
@ZenGiraffe

 

[ButterTart]

lol erection

 

[Rita]

OH DEAR LORD! I better get SEARCHING!!

 

[Rita]