ASFM Worldvision: STUNNING SEMI 2! Tonight at 7pm

[Raining on Me]

This is so much harder to pin certain posters to given the country allocation, which of course is far more exciting.

Still, maybe a @Lucille entry.

Either way, YES

 

[octophone]

Is it just me or did FUCK ALL happen in that video?

 

[ButterTart]

7. Azerbaijan – Mehriban - Ay Balam

 

[COB]

OMG this autotune! Send her to EUROVISION

 

[ButterTart]

Is it just me or did FUCK ALL happen in that video?

It's a bit like a Hanna Barbera background.

 

[Iguana]

This reminds me of something from Kalavision!

 

[Tisch]

OMG this autotune! Send her to EUROVISION

It's one of Hurricane singing in Azeri SURELY?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don't know why but I find her so disconcerting

 

[D5K]

Now this ACTING

 

[octophone]

The orange AUSTIN MAXI is quite something.

 

[ButterTart]

Literally none of her original parts - not even the voice. She's astonishing.

 

[Tisch]

Literally none of her original parts - not even the voice. She's astonishing.

Caramel Girl audition said to be GOING WELL

 

[Raining on Me]

Fucking hell the stunning aesthetics to Azerbaijan papers over every aspect of its 10p budget

By stunning I mean that building and her outfit. Dazzling!

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like when Ant and Dec go in disguise as woman to prank a celebrity. I really think she's an exceptional woman.

 

[D5K]

She's actually out-Perrelli'd Perrelli

 

[octophone]

Definite "3rd In Big Brother Azerbaijan" vibes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh no, not a live video.

 

[octophone]

Oh no, REAL MUSIC

 

[ButterTart]

8. Estonia – Maarja - Tagareas

 

[COB]

Not sure this one is my VIBE tbh

 

[ButterTart]

The world's only land-locked lighthouse remains a miracle of the erection gala.

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh it's her.

 

[Raining on Me]

Ewww what is this?

Britney's "Dear Diary" in Estonian?

 

[Tisch]

Oh we're live WE'RE LIVE

 

[Iguana]

It's Estonian Britney circa I'm Not A Girl era

 

[D5K]

Oh no, not a live video.

They're sometimes good if they have amazing live choreo or something.

OH.

 

[COB]

Oh we're live WE'RE LIVE

Don't say fuck or bugger

 

[Tisch]

Ewww what is this?

Britney's "Dear Diary" in Estonian?

It's Estonian Britney circa I'm Not A Girl era

It's more RONAN KEATING to me.

 

[Iguana]

Don't say fuck or bugger

Fuck, you buggered that up.

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm convinced this was only sent to send poor @OutSynk over the edge

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’ve just joined...and not at a good moment I see.

 

[D5K]

It's more RONAN KEATING to me.

Not sure that's what the person who entered it was going for...

 

[ButterTart]

She reminds me of Do off DJ Sammy featuring Do. Except she's not teasing me with bare shoulders which imply nakedness.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They're sometimes good if they have amazing live choreo or something.

OH.

I'm submitting Nicole Scherzinger - Poison (X Factor) to the next ASFM and no one best stand in my way

 

[dmlaw]

@OutSynk to apologise on screen.

Although, actually, it’s fine.

 

[ButterTart]

The studio version of this is on the Spotify playlist. It's genuinely lovely and you're all rotters.

 

[Marina Salty]

Tagaras in greek is he who makes handwoven bags for shepherds.

 

[D5K]

@OutSynk to apologise on screen.

Although, actually, it’s fine.

I don't come here for fine.

 

[Iguana]

@OutSynk proud to be represented

 

[BoysForSeles]

I live in fear of boot cut jeans coming back.