Marina Salty
Ex QOTB
Not exactly worth seeingPics please!

Not exactly worth seeingPics please!

The only problem is MY FELLA wants to make things official now and I am really not sure I can be BOTHERED. Been there, done that, got rid of the bastards.
The only problem is MY FELLA wants to make things official now and I am really not sure I can be BOTHERED. Been there, done that, got rid of the bastards.
Guaranteed to make you BORED of him within a week.The only problem is MY FELLA wants to make things official now and I am really not sure I can be BOTHERED. Been there, done that, got rid of the bastards.
1000000000000000% getting a cleaner for my next place.MIDDLE AGE@Rita settling down, @Dark Carnival having no libido, @Lucille's hymen growing back...
WHAT IS MOOPY COMING TO?
How long have you been together?
AawwHe first took me out around October last year so it has been quite a while and he is lovely, fit, and the sex is good but I think I have just been burnt one too many times to catch feelings. I’m too long in the TOOTH I think.
but he could be the one.Aawwbut he could be the one.

Do you want me to send you my app screenshot, so you can forward it to work and pass it off as your own?Went out for dinner to Pizza Express. Hope I get pinged soon![]()
Do you want me to send you my app screenshot, so you can forward it to work and pass it off as your own?
Can always do with a week off work, even if it's unpaid!I'm surprised they haven't asked you to start testing customers in your shed.Oooh yes pleaseCan always do with a week off work, even if it's unpaid!
Yes I left work at 8 and had to put the car lights on as it was overcastThe nights are beginning to draw in, aren't they? Noticing I'm putting the light on slightly earlier.
And I got an email from Esprit about their autumn range![]()


The nights are beginning to draw in, aren't they? Noticing I'm putting the light on slightly earlier.

If Strictly goes back to its usual start time, it must be only 2 months away. It's usually September, isn't it?I know it’s FABULOUS isn’t it? I absolutely adore all seasons, but I am rather PUMPED thinking about Saturday nights in front of the fire all wrapped up and cosy watching Strictly.![]()
Apparently not this year. Who knows after that?Is X Factor still a thing? That used to be an Autumn staple Chez Soldi.
I’ll only bother with I’m A Celeb this year if it’s back in Australia. I think I only watched about two episodes of the last series.
I think I'm insulted.I feel like maybe the universe has frozen @Lucille and @Dark Carnival's libodos from the same date because it wants them to come together and form the hottest new moopy couple? Thoughts?
They may be tall, they may be rugged, they may be modelesque, but they'll never have what you and Iguana have.I think I'm insulted.
Standards?They may be tall, they may be rugged, they may be modelesque, but they'll never have what you and Iguana have.