Real Housewives of New York

[Apoca]

100% me in my 20s. Just missing the bottle of wine at the side and crippling student loan anxiety hovering over my head like a DARK CLOUD.

The only thing missing was a townhouse

 

[Iguana]

I got Carole, I’ll FUCKING SUE.

I mean, you do give off a slightly OVER IT air. And you hate Trump!

 

[Lucille]

It suddenly all makes sense

Live scenes of Jiva.

 

[Lucille]

I mean, you do give off a slightly OVER IT air

Why THANK YOU!

 

[Music]

I got: Dorinda Medley

Which Real Housewife Of New York Are You?

"Be cool. Don't be all...uncool."

www.buzzfeed.com

 

[Iguana]

I got: Dorinda Medley

Which Real Housewife Of New York Are You?

"Be cool. Don't be all...uncool."

www.buzzfeed.com

 

[Iguana]

It's one of those GIFs where I can HEAR it

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I got Carole too.
Oh.

 

[jivafox]

This is why I’m Carole

 

[Iguana]

See also

 

[jivafox]

For a skinny legend I can’t relate!

 

[Iguana]

For a skinny legend I can’t relate!

 

[jivafox]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I got: LuAnn D'Agostino

 

[Rula Lenska]

I want to go to NY and take a picture outside Sonja's townhouse as part of my landmark tour. Who cares about the Empire State building

@jivafox @Lucille @Tisch @Iguana @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA @KindaCool @Alex let's do it

I am making a pilgrimage to this very place in December (travel ban permitting)!

 

[K.C.]

Carole is a bomb ass chick. She's the only one I think I could actually stomach in real life lol

 

[Frozen]

Well I’m obviously not invited

We'll do our own townhouse tour Phoe & Apoca, we'll make it nice

 

[jivafox]

SUCH a monster

 

[Phoenix]

She is horrid

 

[Iguana]

Got to this episode last night:

Iconique

 

[Apoca]

Iconic television.

"I LEFT A WEEK EARLY BECAUSE I HAD TO WORK"

 

[Iguana]

 

[jivafox]

And then she couldn’t name a single Lady Gaga song when asked

 

[Apoca]

And then she couldn’t name a single Lady Gaga song when asked

Well, if you asked her to name a favourite girlfriend, she wouldn't do so either because she has 50. Same with Gaga's songs.

 

[Will]

This week's episode felt like it was from a classic RHONY season. It's certainly one that is going to be good for standalone repeats in future years.

And just when we'd all thought Luann had been phoning it in this season, she goes and quotes Chic C'est La Vie in her confessionals. One should know... etc etc

 

[K.C.]

Wow they are AWFUL to Kristen. They know she's an easy defenseless target and totally shit on her for easy drama. Even Heather couldn't resist winding her up. It's human nature at its worst.

 

[Iguana]

Wow they are AWFUL to Kristen. They know she's an easy defenseless target and totally shit on her for easy drama. Even Heather couldn't resist winding her up. It's human nature at its worst.

I don't know if you're there yet, but Ramona does one of the worst things I've seen on Housewives to her

 

[jivafox]

I don't know if you're there yet, but Ramona does one of the worst things I've seen on Housewives to her

KRISTEN GOT HER WET.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Not Luann casually throwing out the word PONTIFICATE into conversation

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Lu/Sonja/Ramona were classic New York in this episode. The Sonja lies being rumbled were kind of cruel, but also extremely funny to watch unfold. And how many times did Lu mention CAVIAR in this ep? Was she sponsored by a FISH EGG company

I was pro-giving Eboni another season a few weeks back, but now I think her and Leah NEED to go. Their solo scenes are so boring I'm either on my phone or reaching for the fast-forward button.

Oh and SURELY the YOUNG MEN from last week's birthday party were all male escorts? Something did not feel RIGHT about their presence that scene

 

[Phoenix]

Natural model

 

[K.C.]

Damn. I mean that weather looks AWFUL but damn.

 

[Lucille]

I’m hungover, can barely move, and devoting my day to catching up with this mess of a season.

 

[Lucille]

I mean I’m only here for the Luann Christmas single, but will plough on with the rest for completions sake.

 

[Lucille]

omg at Heather calling Ebony ARTICULATE.

 

[Lucille]

Omg thank god Bershan showed up.

 

[Lucille]

Well I’m glad I stuck with it, it definitely picks up in the later episodes, not a VINTAGE season but still watchable. Eboni is a FLOP housewife at this point, she’s too serious and composed for the show and provides zero interest. The optics of ditching her after one season aren’t GREAT though so I guess she’ll stick around.

Bershan is a much more natural fit for the group, and I hope she’s kept for next season and doesn’t become another Barbara/Elyse. I want to hear more about her lawsuit over her EGGS and less about Eboni’s NON-SISTER.

Leah is hugely irritating but again I can’t see her going.

Dorinda’s loss has been much bigger than I expected, hopefully they bring her back, and keep the OGs, and the less COVIDy next season is back to its natural rhythm.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Yeah I'm done with Eboni and I agree with your bullet point ASSESSMENT

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

QUITE INTERESTING and REASONABLE from Andy -



So it looks unlikely anybody is going to be fired (hurrah, from the OG side at least - and it was always unlikely Leah & Eboni would go also), and they seem to realise a lot of the issues stem from the small cast and lack of being able to film on location as normal.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Also with the absolute NIGHTMARE Bravo are currently having trying to pull together a cast for Atlanta, I'd be surprised if we see any en-masse firings for a while on these shows They must be DESPERATE for some stability.