You can't stand me, don’t blame you Friday

[AGinAg (37)]

Morning!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh hi, I didn’t see you there.

 

[Star]

Do you need a cup of sugar?

 

[COB]

Good morning!

 

[Soldi]

It’s raining

 

[lolly]

L to the O to the L to the L to the HOLD IT... Y
Angela Lansbury-ing these hoes to the crown, NEXT!

 

[Indie]

Morning Karens.

Today i start prepping the house for viewings. UGH

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My day started by going arse over tit in H&M and having half the shop floor run over to me.

I'm going back to bed.

 

[jivafox]

All my weekend plans have been scuppered by covid.

Now I’m at a LOOSE END (or not )

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lloyds Homecare Delivery are fucking awful. I'd currently rank as low as the dismal Anglian Water for customer service.

In other news I'm finally gonna christen my new home tonight with too much wine. The local shops are way too near for safe drinking. Tesco is about 3 mins and Spa about 45 seconds.

 

[octophone]

Already got 40 new release notifications from Bandcamp for today. These people clearly think I shit tenners and sneeze fivers.

 

[Kate]

Morning Karens.

Today i start prepping the house for viewings. UGH

I have just passive aggressively sent my estate agent "Hope you are well. I just wanted to check in and see whether you need anything else from me before the listing goes live?"

i.e. HURRY THE FUCK UP FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU'VE HAD THE PHOTOS FOR AT LEAST A DAY ALREADY

 

[Kate]

Oh apparently he only got them last night and I'll go live this afternoon. WELL FINE

 

[RS]

I’ve had this awful, recurring dream in which I’m stressed out about having to hand in my master degree thesis in a day and I haven’t even started it and therefore worrying about not getting a degree and not having a job. Which is ironic because I got my degree 16 years ago and don’t even work in that field anymore. I wake up tense but also reliefed. What does it mean, Freuds of Moopy?

 

[Indie]

I have just passive aggressively sent my estate agent "Hope you are well. I just wanted to check in and see whether you need anything else from me before the listing goes live?"

i.e. HURRY THE FUCK UP FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU'VE HAD THE PHOTOS FOR AT LEAST A DAY ALREADY

Thankfully no issues there with mine. The listing went up the day after the photos.

2686 rightmove hits

 

[Lucille]

Can’t wait to book a viewing of Kate’s flat and have a rummage through her knickers.

 

[octophone]

2686 rightmove hits

Aye, OK, this isn't Haven...

 

[Zu]

In news of interest to no-one aside from myself, I FINALLY found some purple gladioli this morning after weeks of disappointed rummaging amongst boring old yellow and red varieties

Now all I need is sight of an accordion, a Jew and a dwarf and today will be VERY SPECIAL INDEED. Or perhaps an accordion-playing Jewish dwarf

 

[COB]

Can’t wait to book a viewing of Kate’s flat and have a rummage through her knickers.

360 virtual tour

 

[Lucille]

In news of interest to no-one aside from myself, I FINALLY found some purple gladioli this morning after weeks of disappointed rummaging amongst boring old yellow and red varieties

OH I AM GLAD.

 

[Kate]

Can’t wait to book a viewing of Kate’s flat and have a rummage through her knickers.

 

[Tisch]

Can’t wait to book a viewing of Kate’s flat and have a rummage through her knickers.

Potential buyers said to be put of by crusty shrines of West Midlands man in every room

 

[Kate]

@Zu 2 down the Glory this evening

 

[Indie]

I think this is Kate suggesting that Lucille is only about a foot tall.

 

[Zu]

Why EXACTLY is that awful @Kate wanting to move from her current location to GROTTY EAST LONDON?

ARE YOU INSANE

There's no Taco Bell, you know

 

[Lucille]

Why EXACTLY is that awful @Kate wanting to move from her current location to GROTTY EAST LONDON?

ARE YOU INSANE

There's no Taco Bell, you know

Inspired by our GLAMOROUS lifestyles no doubt.

 

[Zu]

Inspired by our GLAMOROUS lifestyles no doubt.

 

[Zu]

Having been to the HALF MOON CAFE yesterday which I imagine is in her current vicinity or thereabouts, I would say that she won't find better in the VILE EAST

 

[Lucille]

Can’t wait to scrap over the last bottle of Cremant in the Hackney Lidl with both ZU and KATE

 

[Kate]

Why EXACTLY is that awful @Kate wanting to move from her current location to GROTTY EAST LONDON?

ARE YOU INSANE

There's no Taco Bell, you know

I simply CANNOT go another sunny day without having a balcony, darling

This needs to be me every lunchtime

 

[Kate]

Or more like this obviously. Until I get down to the MILE END LEISURE CENTRE to get buff again!

 

[Lucille]

I simply CANNOT go another sunny day without having a balcony, darling

This needs to be me every lunchtime

MORE LIKE THIS DARLING.

 

[Zu]

Can’t wait to scrap over the last bottle of Cremant in the Hackney Lidl with both ZU and KATE

Oh I fully expect MADAME to turn nasty with the KICKING AND HAIR PULLING

I'll just say, "Excuse me please, I saw that first, Miss" (to either of you)

 

[Zu]

MORE LIKE THIS DARLING.

 

[Zu]

I simply CANNOT go another sunny day without having a balcony, darling

This needs to be me every lunchtime

But surely there are balconies in the WEST?

 

[Lucille]

Kate living the highlife in her East London penthouse.

 

[Zu]

Or more like this obviously. Until I get down to the MILE END LEISURE CENTRE to get buff again!

I think you should know that there have been 35,901 murders outside the Mile End Leisure Centre ALONE in the LAST WEEK

 

[Kate]

Ewww. CHILDREN

 

[Kate]

I can't afford a PENTHOUSE* in the west!

*a south/west facing balcony without someone else's balcony over the top of it blocking out the sun. Clearly TOO MUCH TO ASK for UNDER A MILLION in glamorous West London

 

[dmlaw]

Ewww. CHILDREN

They'll be in and out of your flat at all hours of the day and night, but if you bake them into a pie, suddenly YOU'RE the monster.