A Tuesday Within a Tuesday

[Tisch]

#buttertartspantrysowhite

 

[GNL]

A Level results day I see and a Facebook friend’s son has turned down a place at an excellent university to instead go to the same one as his girlfriend. I’m sure we all know how that will go

This can only end in tears (outside a club at 10pm on the second day of freshers week)

 

[funky]

I have a DATE on Friday

anyone have any HUGE QUANTITIES OF SPEED so I can get down to 13 stone in 3 days?

 

[Zu]

A Level results day I see and a Facebook friend’s son has turned down a place at an excellent university to instead go to the same one as his girlfriend. I’m sure we all know how that will go

Can the FB friend not resort to vile threats or physical violence in an attempt to halt this stupendously idiotic decision?

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[Zu]

@Kate Which is the one he turned down and which is the one he’s going to? Please God don’t say an EX-POLY or worse, ROEHAMPTON

 

[funky]

I have a DATE on Friday

anyone have any HUGE QUANTITIES OF SPEED so I can get down to 13 stone in 3 days?

Howling at myself as I realise I’m eating a chocolate biscuit as I typed this

 

[Zu]

Howling at myself as I realise I’m eating a chocolate biscuit as I typed this

FINISH THE PACKET and he can take you as you are. If he doesn't like it, BYE

 

[Kate]

@Kate Which is the one he turned down and which is the one he’s going to? Please God don’t say an EX-POLY or worse, ROEHAMPTON

Turned down Warwick for Bath, because the girlfriend is going to Bath Spa. To be fair Bath is also very good and a much nicer city than COVENTRY but STILL

 

[GNL]

I have a DATE on Friday

anyone have any HUGE QUANTITIES OF SPEED so I can get down to 13 stone in 3 days?

If he can't handle you at your chunky, he doesn't deserve you at your hunky, funky - Marilyn Monroe

 

[Zu]

Turned down Warwick for Bath, because the girlfriend is going to Bath Spa. To be fair Bath is also very good and a much nicer city than COVENTRY but STILL

Oh it could be MUCH WORSE. I thought you were going to say something like EDINBURGH and EDGE HILL!

 

[Kate]

Oh I know. It's just how could anyone who's been to university themselves (which she has) not gently say "I know you love her very much now, son, but one of you will definitely have fucked someone else before Freshers' Week is over"

 

[floppet]

Oh I know. It's just how could anyone who's been to university themselves (which she has) not gently say "I know you love her very much now, son, but one of you will definitely have fucked someone else before Freshers' Week is over"

The best thing she could have done was told him it was a fantastic idea and she was really pleased for him to go to girlfriend's uni! He'd soon have changed his mind.

 

[Kate]

True.

 

[lolly]

Oh I know. It's just how could anyone who's been to university themselves (which she has) not gently say "I know you love her very much now, son, but one of you will definitely have fucked someone else before Freshers' Week is over"

But on the positive side

• It might be him getting the sex
• He won't be in fucking Coventry

 

[Rita]

I feel bloody TERRIBLE this evening. I have just spent the past half an hour sitting listening to Neneh Cherry and Youssou N’Dour’s 7 Seconds on repeat sobbing and I’m really not sure WHY!

 

[lolly]

I feel bloody TERRIBLE this evening. I have just spent the past half an hour sitting listening to Neneh Cherry and Youssou N’Dour’s 7 Seconds on repeat sobbing and I’m really not sure WHY!

Lighten it up a bit